Poor ole Cap'n Kirk,

Oh I'm not mental... I'm utterly insane~!

Hahaha~! OH YEA~ My friend w-w-wanted me to tell you this... please spare my life for it is not me who says this...

My friend: DUDE YOU SUCK! FRANCE IS SUPIRIOR TO ALL!

SO SORRY DON'T HURT ME!

-smirks- heh, just you wait Iggy... just you wait. Dogs are a modern symbol here.

Look I live in the year 2011 so it has been... over 200 years sunce the Revolutionary War. Dude your going to lose to America. Don't change it.. believe me when I say this. It's for the better if you lose to him. -smiles- plus your the one who drove him to it~!

L'amour,

-Sam


Sam,

I am not old. Your just incredibly young and naieve.

Your friend is a bloody nutcase who listens to anything that wine-bastard tell them to. I won't hurt ye, I can't even reach you considering I'm stranded out in the middle of the Atlantic... Or at least that's where I think I am..

Yeah, well there an annoying pestilence here.

… That can't be right.. America would never do that to me... You must be joking.. What the bloody hell is wrong with you?

Captain Arthur Kirkland


A/N I'm glad you guys have been liking the facts I put down here. I feel bad for Iggy though...