Chapter 35. unicorn of u
AN: thx 2 suzi 4 da idea!1 u rule! fuk of goffz!11111111 thx 2 princess 4 di help u rule gurl!1 ps im gong 2 end da stroy rlly sun so FUK U!111 oh yah nd if u no eny preppy namz plz tel me koz I ned 1 4 serius!1 thx.
I went in2 da Conmen Room finking of Fairy. Suddenly I gasped…..Draco wuz there!111
I grasped. He locked as hut as eva werring pink ledder pants, a pink unicorns t-shrit and pink eyeliner.
"Draco what da fuk r u dong!111111" I gosped.
"Huh?" he asked. Then I remembred. It wuzn't Draco. It was Lucan!1 He stil had two arms.
"Oh hi Lucian!1" I sed. "Im Britney the new student lol we shook handz."
"Yah Fairy told me abot you." Lusian said. He pinted to a groop of sexxxy prepppy guyz. They where siting in a corner drinking. It wuz Serious, Fairy's dad and…Snap! All of them were wearing pink eyeliner and pink Jonas Brothers band shirts. "Lizzen I'm in a prep band wif those guys." he said. "Were playing 2nite at da Justin Bieber show as back-up.
"ORLY." I ESKED.
"Yeah." he said. "Were calld XPinkXUnicornX. I play teh gutter. Spartacus plays da drums" he said ponting to him. "Snap plays the boss. And Jamez plays the guitar to even fo we call him Snooki, after Snookie in Jersey Shore."
"Hey bastards." I told them they gave me Lifez tuch sin. Suddenly I gasped again. "But don't u have a lead singer!" I asked. Lucian looked dawn smiling.
"We uzd to but she did. She contempted suicide by drinking tons of tequila."
"Oh my fuking god!11 Datz so fuking happy!1" I gasped.
"Its okay but we need a new led snigger." Snooki said.
"Wel…..I said Im in a bnad myself."
"Rilly?" asked Snap. I cudnt belive it. He used 2 b goffick!111
"Yeah were called Glittery Preppy Dandelion 123. Do u wanna hr me sing?"
Yeah said everyone. So the guys tok out der guitarz. They began to pay a song bi (geddit koz bi guyz r sooo sexah!11) Justin Bieber.
" And I was like baby, baby, baby, ohh/Like baby, baby, baby noo/Like baby, baby, baby ohhI thought you'll always be mine, mine." I sang sexily (I dnot own da lyrikz 2 dat song).. Every1 gasped.
"Britngey? Will u join da band? Plz!1" begged Lucian, Snooki, Serious and Snap.
"Um….ok." I shrugged. "Are we gong to play tonight?"
"Yah." they said.
"Ok." I said but I new dat I had 2 get a new outfit. I walked outside wondering how I kud go forward in time. Suddenly someone jumped in fornt of me. It wuz…..Morty Mcfli!1 He was wering a pink bnad tshrit and pink bagy jeans.
"What da hell r u dong here!11" I asked.
"I wil help u go frowad in tim Brittany." he said siriusly Den….he took out a pink tim machine. I went in2 it and…..sudenly I wuz forward in tim!111
AN: Lucius, Sirius, Snape and James' band is called Pink Unicorn! So manly! And I just loved calling James "Snooki"...that bully deserved it! Too bad it's just a fanfic...