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Ana's P.O.V.

Obito got away from me at the last second. "Damn it!" I said. "Edo Tensai!" Obito chanted. "FUCK!" I yelled in frustration. Before my eyes he formed. I felt fear and anger build in my chest. My body wanted to both turn and run and lurch forward and kill Obito and stop everything, but fear froze me to the spot. Because right before me formed the beginning of what I knew would be the unraveling of all my plans.

Madara Uchiha.

"Fucking son of a bitch." I said. "I've come for you, Hashirama." Madara said. "You'll have to fight me first!" I leapt at Madara as Orochimaru began to finish the Edo Tensai on the first four Hokage. Madara batted me aside as if I was a fly. "Hurk!" I grunted as I was slammed in to a rock. I coughed up blood. "Damn." I grunted as I stood. "Ana!" Miranda said. She held her hand out for me to Shift. I growled at Madara and then Shifted to Miranda. "Amanda!" Miranda called when I arrived. "Demigoddess Air Style: Air Lift!" Amanda said and we rocketed in to the sky. "Demigoddess Earth Style!" I said. "Demigoddess Water Style!" Miranda said. "Fuse!" We said and slammed our glowing hands together. "Demigoddess Earth-Water Style! Raining Meteor!" A large rock covered in water hurdled toward Madara. "I don't care about you. I only want Hashirama!" Madara said. "BOW CHIKA BOW WOW!" I yelled on reflex. "What?" Miranda asked. "Shit." I said and Madara deflected our attack back at us. "Earth Style!" I said. "Water Style!" Miranda said. "Substitution Jutsu!" We said in unison as the attack hit us. We popped out of the ground and a puddle.

"Damn it. He has no interest in us even with our power." I said. "Kira, how are the injuries?" I asked. "No casualties yet!" Kira reported. "Damn it. Why did Ayu have to Merge with me completely?" I thought. "Oh well, bitching won't help us now." I muttered to myself. "Miranda, Nyisha, Amanda and I will distract Madara until Naruto can get to Obito!" I said. "Alright! Brianna and I will tend to the injured." Kira reported. "I'll give Naruto and Sasuke a boost!" She said. "Alright! Go!" I said and off we went I sent thirteen flying rock fists at Madara. "Sky Dragon's Roar!" Amanda said. "Amanda! Wrong fandom!" I said. "Sorry! Demigoddess Air Style: Crushing Roar!" Amanda said and a large gust of air pressed down on Madara. "Demigoddess Water Style: Hurricane!" Miranda shot. "Demigoddess Fire Style: Lava Flow!" Nyisha said and shot Lava in to the air current surrounding Madara. "Demigoddess Earth Style: Crushing Earth Tomb!" I said and caused the earth around Madara to rise above and then slam into him, crushing him like a flower in a book.

"Gotcha." I said as our attacks settled down. "Wrong, little Demigoddess." Madara said from behind me. "Ana, move!" Miranda yelled. "Demigoddess Earth Style: Earth Quake!" I said and punched the ground. The earth around us shook. "Earth Spikes!" I yelled and sharp pillars of Earth shot in to Madara. "Not so easy!" Madara said and sent a punch my way. "Ditto." I said and barrel rolled out of the way. "Miranda!" I said. "Demigoddess Water Style: Ice Captivity!" Miranda said and Madara was entrapped in ice. "Don't try to use your fire ninjutsu to melt this ice. It absorbs chakra and traps the person until I decide to release them. Huh?" Miranda said. The Ice around Madara broke apart. "Hahah! You think you could trap me with petty ice?" Madara laughed. "H-he broke… The Ice Captivity?" Miranda asked. "He can shatter Demigoddess attacks?" I asked. "Damn! He's more powerful than I thought!" I thought with a glare to Madara.

"You there. With the black hair and blue eyes. You remind me of some one, but I can't place who." Madara said, pointing to me. I said nothing and just continued to glare at him. "Ah, yes I know. You have a striking resemblance to the Namikaze brat! Is that you?" Madara asked. "So what if I am?" I snapped. "Why, I'm going to kill you first." Madara said. "Hate to break your ice." I said, making a joke of what he just did. "But I don't die easily." I said. "Then le us fight, Namikaze Brat. Just the two of us." Madara said. "Fine by me." I said. "Ana." Nyisha said. I stuck my hand out in front of Miranda's paralyzed face and snapped my fingers. She looked at me. "Just leave it to me. The only way I'll lose this battle by forfeit." I said with a smile, then turned to Madara. "Get to Naruto. Help Shay boost him." I said. "Right!" They said. "Hey, Ana." Miranda said. "Yeah?" I asked. I felt a small surge of power as Miranda opened the gate for me to borrow her power. "Don't you dare lose." She said. "I promise." I said.

As soon as they were out of range, I darted at Madara. "Demigoddess Earth Style: Earth Armor!" I said and earth covered my body in a protective armor. "Susanao." Madara said and the epic battle began. "Just for the record. My Name is Ana Ayu Uchiha. I am the Demigoddess of earth and the Leader of the Akatsugirls. And I have never lost a serious battle!" I said. "Well, then. You are an Uchiha? Then Show me your Susanao." He said. "I was not born Uchiha." I said. "I was born Namikaze." I said. "Demigoddess Earth Style: Earthquake!" I said and made the earth rattle again.

"Demigoddess Water Style: Ice captivity! Demigoddess Earth Style!" I said as Madara shattered the Ice again. "I told you, that won't work on me!" Madara said. "Earth Heart!" I called. "Tar chugam, Croi na Cruinne, Crush agad mhallacht agus dod saor croi!" I chanted. Come to me, Heart of earth, Crush thy curse and free thy heart! The Earth rose and swallowed Madara. With a few hand signs, I pulled the earth flat, hopefully crushing Madara. "Got ya." I said. "Wrong again, little fairy." Madara said. "Demigoddess Earth Style: Flying rock fists!" I sent at least twenty fists at him. "Slowing down, little fairy?" Madara asked. "Damn it, he's right. It's only been a few hours and I'm already exhausted. I guess that's what happens when you fight a ghost. Wait. A ghost. That's it!" An idea hit me.

"Kira! Open your gate!" I said. "Right!" Kira said. I felt a surge of power enter me. "Demigoddess Water-Earth Style: Rock Encrusted Ice Captivity!" I said and Madara was sealed in. "Ten seconds." I thought. "Spirit Style: Resting Spirit!" I said. I felt the struggle with in the rock encrusted ice captivity stop. "That… should hold…" I panted. "As you were saying, little fairy?" Madara's voice came. I turned as his fist came and burst apart on my armor. "You don't get and inch!" I said and moved for another attack.

Suddenly, pain shot through me. I released a screech of pain. My earth armor grumbled and fell apart. All of my attacks broke apart as I shrieked with pain. It felt as if one of the Kyuubi's claws tore through me and twisted. "AAAAAHHHHHHHHH!" I shrieked and fell to the ground, flopping around like a fish out of water. The pain was unbearable. I wanted to die. For the pain to cease. I couldn't stop screaming in agony. "What was that you said? I don't get an inch?" Madara asked. "Fire Style: Fire Ball jutsu!" He said. I shrieked as fire seared my skin to add to the pain of my agony. "I see, the demigoddess of earth feels the earth around her as if it was her own body. You weren't affected by the damage before because the earth authorized the damage to it. To prevent my revival, no? Well, the coming of the Juubi was not permitted, so, you are in quiet agony. Hm, maybe I should put you out of your misery and kill you." Madara suggested.

I wanted it to happen. I wanted to beg for him to kill me. I wanted the pain to stop. I wanted to die if it meant escaping the pain. But all I could do was scream. "Then, should I kill you the way Obito killed Ayu? With your own sword?" Madara suggested as he drew Namari from its sheath on my back. "Damn it… Damn it…" I thought. "Good bye, Demigoddess of Earth." Madara said. I closed my eyes and waited.

"Light Style: Holy Protection!" Shay's voice ran in my ears. Light covered me and knocked Namari from his hand. "That was close." Amanda said as she took my sword back and then slipped inside the shield. "Brianna." Shay said. "Dark Style: Nullify." Brianna said. The pain of the burns ebbed, but the shooting pain of the earth violated by the Juubi was not. "I have to hurry." I thought as I felt a battle going between Naruto and Obito. "Tar chugam, Croi na Cruinne, Crush agad mhallacht agus dod saor croi!" I repeated. The earth could not open wide enough to swallow the Juubi, nor was it enough to completely ease my pain, but it was enough. "Now!" I said. I Shifted to where Kenzie was waiting with Naruto.

"Demigoddess Earth Style: Earth-" I stopped when I realized it wasn't fast enough and ran. "Ana!" Kenzie yelled. "Naruto-kun!" Hinata yelled and flung herself in front of Naruto and Neji flung himself above her. "HELL NO!" I yelled and threw myself in to the air. I coughed out blood as the two branches ment for Neji impaled me instead. I fell to the ground. "ANA!" The voices of the Akatsugirls shrieked in my ears. "ONEE-CHAN!" Naruto shrieked as he caught me. "You… Your life… Is… is not your…. Own…. Anymore…." I gasped. "Onee-chan?" Naruto sobbed. I closed my eyes and finally…

Died.

Whoa… what…what did I just do? I… Huh…. I'm the author and I didn't even see this coming…. Well… this is awkward… I… I guess the end?

PSYCHE! I trolled you, keep reading!

I was floating. My eyes opened and I found myself in what appeared to be space. "Oh, my. This isn't right." A familiar voice said. "Huh? Noma?" I asked as I saw the one who unlocked my demigoddess powers. "Well, now, Ana, I didn't expect you to die so quickly." Noma said. "Well, aren't you as cheerful and supportive as ever?" I said sarcastically. "Well, I guess no you make a choice." Noma said. "A choice?" I asked. "Yes. You are the only one that still needs to. All of your other girls decided to stay where they are. Now you, Bandia na Cruinne, must decide. Forget everything and return to where you were born." Noma said and motioned with her hand to my left.

Next to me appeared an image. It was me. With some of my favorite people. Working with them, enjoying my time with them. Becoming their friend. I had become part of the people I had admired most. People I respected highly. I was one of them. I was their friend, employee, and even crush. The dreams I'd had in that world could come true in just one small moment.

"Or, you could remember it all, keep your powers and rejoin your demigoddesses and live in the world with them." Noma said, motioning to my right.

Beside me was an image of my family. My girls, my brother, my children. Naruto held Hinata's hand. Neji stood behind them bravely. The Akatsuki all had their hands folded in prayer. My girls all looked to Obito, all hope seemingly dashed from their eyes.

"Now, choose. Are You Ana Rae Black, or Ana Ayu Uchiha, Bandia na Cruinne?" Noma asked. I looked between the two images. The people I have always wanted to be a part of. The people I have loved for years. And the people who have stuck by my side. Laughed with me, partied with me. Cried with me. "I' know what I have to do. I just hope you'll all forgive me." I thought. "I have decided, but I will need a little help." I said. "Very well. For this one time and one time only, you have my power. Use it with care." Noma said. "Thank you, Noma-sama." I said and closed my eyes one more time.

3rd Person P.O.V.

"I'm watching you." Naruto said. For a moment, Obito heard Rin's voice. "I… I have to help them. Then, and only then can I return to Rin with a smile on my face." Obito thought. Obito took Naruto's hand. "It doesn't matter. The Infinite Tsukuyomi will still activate and you all shall perish!" Madara laughed. "Wrong, little fairy!" A voice echoed and a shadow kicked Madara. "Damn it, he's revived, how long was I out?" Ana asked. "Onee-chan!" Naruto said joyously. "About time you lazy ass! You've been out for three damn days!" Kira yelled three days, huh? Hey old man." Ana said as she landed by Naruto, Kakashi and Minato Namikaze. "Ayu. You're late." Minato said. "Sorry, pops, but I had to make a choice." Ana said. "And I think I made the right one." Ana said. She opened her hand and a multicolored flame appeared in her hand. "Naruto, Sasuke, come here." She said. Naruto and Sasuke approached. "Hogorama was supposed to give this to you, but I have no intention of letting my little brothers die. So, from Hogorama to you two through me. Use it wisely." She said.

The flame broke in two and went to their palms. On Naruto's was a sun and on Sasuke's was a moon. They knew exactly what they needed to use it. "Hey, Onee-chan, how are you alive. I saw you die." Naruto said. "Please. I'm a fucking Demigoddess. I don't die that easily." She said. "That's pretty cocky, sis." Naruto said. "Just goes to show our relation. Now are you going to stand here and talk to me, or kick the shit out of Madara?" Ana said. Naruto and Sasuke rushed forward. Ana grinned. "Ayu, why are you smiling?" Minato asked.

"Checkmate." Ana said as Naruto and Sasuke drew near.

Okay, yes, this seems rushed and I am time skipping all over the place. Well, I'm not going to lie, I just want to finish this already. But don't worry, I'm going to end it here, oh no. There is one big battle I am definitely going to do. But, form this point on, the Akatsugirls and Akatsuki are only minor characters. It's all Naruto and Sasuke from here! See ya next time!

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