Betray the Writer! Ch13

The Vocaloids and their opposites continue their violent struggles...

Kaito: "Kaiko and I are just enjoying some ice cream!"

...their VIOLENT STRUGGLES while Wolfie slowly advances towards the nearest pair.

Neru: "Haha! I've trolled your Myspace!"

Nero: "I haven't even been on there in years!"

Neru: "Well then f*** you!"

Nero: "I've trolled your Imageshack!"

Neru: "I have an Imageshack account?"

Nero: "Apparently... last thing you uploaded was several years ago though..."

Neru: "Oh..."

The two start to realise that this might, possibly, be a waste of time, when Wolfie arrives suddenly.

Wolfie: "Nero, you remember how you told me to kindly f*** myself?"

Nero: "Yes..."

Wolfie: "Well then, sir,kindly F*** YOU!"

Nero is suddenly consumed by a beam of raw 'Wolfie is pissed,' and is promptly reduced to little more than a small pile of dust.

Neru: "Isn't that... a little excessive?"

Wolfie: "No."

Neru: "Oh, okay then."

Where the two pairs of twins were jousting... there's not much left.

Rin: "We really did a number on the landscape."

Len: "Wasn't there a hill here before? Not a crater..."

They are now standing in a crater, atop the two mangled roadrollers sitting in the middle of it.

Lenka: "Yeah... I don't quite know how we did that..."

Rinto: "Great... another claim on the insurance..."

Len: "This makes 53 this month..."

Both Len and Rinto cringe.

Rin: "Oh... there's Wolfie."

Wolfie: "Don't worry Rinto, you won't have to worry about the insurance."

Rinto: "Really? Why?"

Wolfie: Pulls out a black notebook and writes something in it, "You won't be around long enough."

Rinto: "What do you..." Disappears.

Lenka: "Rinto! Nooo..." Disappears.

Rin: "What the hell did you do to them?"

Wolfie: "This notebook is the 'Disappear note' from the 4Kids attempt at a dub of Death Note. 'The person whose name is written in this notebook shall go to the Shadow Realm.'

Len: "There was an attempt by 4Kids to dub Death Note?"

Wolfie: "No, thank goodness. There are few things that a 4Kids dub of would be worse... that said, Higurashi or Umineko would be worse, to name but two..."

Rin: "All three of those would become pointless... let us be thankful that 4Kids didn't get to them."

Len: "But to those poor series that were dubbed by them... RIP..."

To all series dubbed by 4Kids
1992-Present
Rest in Peace

Wolfie: "Anyway, time to move on..."

Meiko and Meito are still fighting, their bottles now broken, and both breathing heavily. Kaito and Kaiko continue eating ice cream.

Meiko slashes at Meito, who parries, and knocks Meiko to the ground, then prepares to strike the final blow.

Wolfie: "I wouldn't do that if I were you..."

Wolfie appears out of nowhere and stabs his sword straight through Meito.

Wolfie: "...do you take my point?"

Meito: "That... was... a terrible pun..." Dies.

Wolfie: "And those were terrible last words."

Kaiko: "MEITO! You bastard! You killed him!"

Wolfie: "Yeah, and?"

Kaiko: "You BASTARD!" Runs at Wolfie, wielding an ice cream scoop.

Wolfie: "Magic Missile!" 5 missiles fly at Kaiko, all of them striking her.

Kaiko: "You... bastard..." Dies.

Kaito: "What was that for? She was defenceless!"

Wolfie: "She was wielding a deadly ice cream scoop!"

Kaito: "How the hell is that deadly?"

Wolfie: "Dunno, don't care. That suffice?"

Kaito: "NO!"

Wolfie: "What a pity." Disappears.

Kaito: "How... could he kill a defenceless innocent?"

Meiko: "With a magic missile spell..."

Kaito: "That's... true, but not what I meant..."

Luka and Gakupo are still fighting their opposites with great difficulty.

Luka: "Come on, we can do this!"

Gakupo: "I'm not completely sure we can..."

Gakuko: "I'll beat you! Then I can prove my worth as a samurai!"

Luki: "I will beat the crap out of you!"

While the four fight, Wolfie walks towards them, chanting under his breath...

Wolfie: "...ashes to ashes, dust to dust. Dust thou art, and unto dust thou shalt return... DESTRUCTION!" Fires a ray of energy at Luki, who disintegrates.

Gakuko: "LUKI! Wolfie you BASTARD!" Rushes at Wolfie.

Wolfie: "Quickened Slay Living!" Lunges at Gakuko, at touches her shoulder, a dark flame running over her.

Gakuko collapses, burnt to a crisp.

Luka: "Well that was unnecessarily violent..."

Wolfie: "It did the job didn't it?"

Gakupo: "He does have a point... just about."

Wolfie: "And now, only one remaining reflection Vocaloid to deal with. Just hang on Miku..." a gleaming magic circle appears under his feet, "I'm coming!" Disappears.

Miku and Mikuo are still fighting, both in World is Mine form, their paired spring onions flying round.

Miku: "I will kill you Mikuo! Don't you feel it? Wolfie's already defeated Mary Sue! He'll be here shortly and he will kill you!"

Mikuo: "Relying on that guy again are you? Well then you'll be disappointed, Wolfie will be the one to lose!"

Wolfie: Appearing after teleporting, "Speak of the devil and you shall hear his wings... or his teleportation spell..."

Mikuo: "Come on then Wolfie, if you can, kill me!"

Wolfie: "Oh, do you really want to make me kill you? Not that it matters what you say..." A black circle appears under his feet, "Darker than Black... DAMNATION!"

A black sphere surrounds Mikuo, and Wolfie laughs.

Wolfie: "Enjoy Hell!"

A sword slash cuts through the sphere from the inside, and Mikuo steps out as it fades away.

Wolfie: "The f***?"

Mikuo: "I have Stevette, the sword of not-time. Do you think such a simple attack would work?"

Wolfie: "But... in this world... I am the closest thing to God!"

Mikuo: "Yes... and I am a God-Slaying Machine."

A white aura surrounds Mikuo.

Wolfie: "No... this is impossible... and at this rate I'll end up sounding like Derrick did when we kicked his ass..."

The aura around Mikuo fades, leaving the boy with white hair. Eight metallic blades burst from his back, and bend round to point at Wolfie.

Mikuo: "The power of all the other opposites has become mine! Now you shall taste my power!"

Miku: "Wolfie! Write him out of existence!"

Wolfie: Types on the keyboard quickly, "There!"

Mikuo: "I'm so scared. I project a null-fic zone, so sucks to be you!"

Wolfie: "In that case, looks like we'll have to settle this the manly way. Miku!"

Miku: "Yes?"

Wolfie: "Time for plan B!"

Miku: "Isn't plan B...?"

Wolfie: "Yes... RUN!"

The pair start running away from Mikuo, who chases after them.

Mikuo: "You killed my princess! You will die!"

Miku: "Any other ideas Wolfie?"

Wolfie: "I'm working on it..."

Mikuo: "When I catch you I'm cutting your balls off! DIE!"

Wolfie: "I've got one! The threat of my impending castration and death made my brain work faster. Misty!"

Misty (Both): "Which one?"

Wolfie: "BOTH OF YOU! It's time for you to unleash your true power!"

Misty (Original World): "Okay!"

Misty (Reflection): "Ready!"

The two Mistys stand in Mikuo's way, smirks on their faces.

Mikuo: "What are you so smug about?"

Misty OW: "Well... it's time for us to show you our powers!"

Misty R: "It's time to..."

Misty (Both): "DNA Digivolve!"

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