Chapter 37
Disclaimer: Nope… still not mine.
AN: OK everybody, I'm going on vacation on the first week of July, so I'm either gonna end the fic or update it next week. Thanks! Oh yeah, and preps stop flaming the story! Raven, thanks for the help. See ya after vacation, girl!
Draco's POV
Vampire and I chained Hagrid to the floor. (Where did the chains come from? Hmm?)
"Oh my fucking Satan!" Ebony said. She was so hot. "Maybe I could use Amnesia Potion to make Satan fall in love with me faster!"
"But you're so sexy and wonderful anyway, Tara," (Um… you mean Ebony, don't you?) said Vampire. "Why would you need it?"
"To make everything go faster," Ebony said, laughing.
"But you won't have to do it (Do what? I'm still not sure whether it's the Roaring Game of Chess or the Making of the Tacos. Or possibly it's the Roaring Game of Chess While Making Tacos) with him or anything, will you?" I asked.
"OMFG, you guys are so scary," said Britney, a Fucking Prep. (I've decided to go a little J. K. here and capitalize these things. Plus, every time Tara mentions Britney, she always follows it u with 'a fucking prep'. So it made sense.)
"Shut the fuck up!" said Willow.
"Ok, well anyway let's go to Professor Trelawney's room.
Vampire's POV (She forgot to put it in, so I did it.)
Draco, Ebony, and I went to Professor Trelawney's room. But Professor Trelawney wasn't there. Instead, Tom Rid was.
"Oh, hi fuckers," he said. "Listen, I got some cool new clothes for you."
Ebony's POV (She forgot to put this in also.)
I took out the clothes from the bag. It was a black, gothic, leather miniskirt that said '666' on the back, black stiletto boots, blood red fishnets, and a black corset.
"OMG, thanks!" I said, hugging him gothically. I put the clothes back in the bag.
"OK, Professor Trelawney isn't here, what the fuck should we do?" asked Draco. Suddenly he looked at a sign on the black wall.
"Oh my fucking Satan!" I screamed as I read it.
It said "Everyone, Professor Trelawney is away. She is too gothic, and she is in Azkaban now. Classes will be taught my Professor Dumbledore, who is back. However, he won't be Headmaster for now. Sincerely, Professor Umbridge."
"OMFG!" I shouted angrily. "How could they do that!"
Suddenly Dumbledore came in.
"What the hell are you doing in my office?" he shouted angrly. Suddenly I saw Marty McFly's black time machine. I seductively jumped into it, leaving Vampire and Draco behind. I was back in time. I looked around, and saw that I was in Professor Slughorn's office! I sneaked around and saw the Amnesia Potion on his desk. It was black with blood red pentagrams in it. It was in the shape of a cross. I put it in my pocket. Suddenly the door opened, revealing Professor Slughorn!
"OMG, what are you doing, fucker?" he shouted angrily.
"I don't know, what the fuck are you doing?" I shouted angrily.
Slughorn didn't say anything.
"Oh, sorry, I was just looking around because I thought it was class," I said finally, hoping he couldn't see the potion in your pocket.
"Oh, OK, you can go now," said Professor Slughorn.
I went to the common room after putting on my clothes. Sirius, Samaro, and Snape were there practicing 'Vampire's Will Never Hurt You' by MCR.
"Oh, hi you guys," I said seductively. "Where's Satan?"
"Oh, he's coming," said Sirius. "BTW, you can call me Hades now." Suddenly Satan appeared. He was wearing a sexy black leather jacket, black Converse shoes, a Slipknot (that band wasn't formed until 1995! So it's not possible!) t-shirt, and a black tie.
"OK, I will see you guys at the concert," I said, before leaving with Satan.
Zoe's AN: And yes, another chapter done. We're nearing the end here, thank God. Only 7 more chapters, and one of those is a Hacker chapter, so I won't be editing it (much.)