Chapter 37: Gold or Bust

RAW was at the University of Tennessee in Knoxville and on that night, Rochelle was defending the Women's Championship against Katie Lea Burchill and John & Dave were teaming up to face Brent and Ryan of the Boyz in Motion for the World Tag Team Championship.

"Eddie's Angels" were in their locker room looking over Delancey's Babe of the Year photos that were posted on the WWE website on Rochelle's laptop computer. The theme for August was Birthday Girl since Delancey had a birthday coming in less than two weeks and Delancey was wearing a black tube mini dress with a sequined v-panel front and her hair curled. There were pictures of her carrying balloons and holding a birthday cake. Then Rochelle switched over to Diva Hot List to look at "Eddie's Angels" pictures entitled "Red Wedding Night" and they wore the outfits on the night Vickie Guerrero and Edge got married only to be ruined by Triple H showing the footage of Edge cheating her with Alicia Fox.

"Hey, how about we make copies of these photos and deliver them to Vickie to remind her of the day she married Edge and Edge's infidelity was shown after?" Rochelle said.

"That's a good idea," Delancey said.

"I can't believe Mike Adamle got John and Dave to face Brent and Ryan for the World Tag Team Championship," Nicole said. "I mean, what's this supposed to prove?"

"I don't know. I mean, I'm getting mixed feelings about him running RAW as General Manager and I don't know if his decisions will turn out to be good or bad."

"Well, so far, he's making bad decisions," Nicole said, "very bad decisions and I think these could turn out for the worse, if not accept."

"Like if John and Dave win the World Tag Team Championship or before," Rochelle said, "how will they co-exist?"

"That's where we come in."

"Well, Brent and Ryan don't like this as much as you girls do," Delancey said. "Besides they're still undefeated and need some more appropriate competition."

"How is Ryan doing since Maria get drafted to Smackdown?" Rochelle said.

"He's taking it well. He and Maria have been talking almost everyday. I think Smackdown is a good environment for her after everything she's been through with Santino and everything else."

"Yeah, and how about Natalya?" Nicole said. "I heard from Destiny that she's been complaining non-stop about Vickie reinstating the Undertaker and taking it out on her and the rest of the Angelic Coalition."

"That's her problem and stupid theory," Delancey said. "She can complain all she wants but the fact is, Vickie committed all of her sins and hopefully the Undertaker will make her quit or suffer more consequences."

"Exactly," Rochelle said.

A little later, RAW was on and it was time for the Women's Championship match which was Rochelle versus Katie Lea Burchill. Katie was already in the ring after her brother Paul's match against Kofi Kingston for the Intercontinental Championship in which Paul lost.

"The following match is scheduled for one fall and it is for the WWE Women's Championship," Lillian Garcia announced. "Introducing first from Chelsea, England, Katie Lea."

Then Rochelle's entrance theme played and she came out from the curtain with Madison, Skye, and Shayna following her.

"And her opponent being accompanied by Madison Spears, Skye, and Shayna Brooke, representing 'Eddie's Angels' from Jacksonville, Florida, she is the WWE's Women Champion, Rochelle Kennedy."

Rochelle was a wearing a green striped halter bikini top, black ripped pants, and her hair curled. Madison was wearing a green multi-colored drape halter top, black leather pants, and her hair in waves. Skye was wearing a red racerback mini dress with a heart smiley face print, metallic star and "Forever Smile" on it and her hair curled. Shayna was wearing a shirred floral lace top, denim miniskirt, and her hair in a ponytail. The four walked down the ramp and got into the ring and they stared at Katie square in the eye and Madison, Skye, and Shayna left the ring and surrounded it as Rochelle gave her belt to the referee and he raised in the air and called for the bell.

Rochelle and Katie locked up and then Katie quickly got Rochelle in a half nelson hold and Rochelle got a snapmare and a flying clothesline and Rochelle tossed Katie down by the hair and kicked her in the back. Then Rochelle got a few forearms and went to whip Katie but Katie reversed and Rochelle twisted her arm to nail a clothesline and bounced off the ropes to get a baseball slide. Katie bailed out of the ring and Madison distracted Katie as Rochelle got a Thesz press off the apron and hammered away at her before throwing her back into the ring.

Rochelle got Katie in the corner and kicked her in the midsection and nailed a forearm and charged but Katie moved and kicked her in the back. Then Katie got on the apron and Katie caught Rochelle with a slingshot smash across the middle rope for a nearfall and was showing off before Katie attempted on a bow and arrow but Rochelle quickly slipped out into a pin attempt for a nearfall. Then Katie hopped on the rope and landed a knee to Rochelle's back and then got a snapmare and kicked Rochelle's back and then Rochelle landed a headscissors out of the corner and built some momentum with forearm smashes before bouncing off the ropes landing a shoulderblock twice and also landed a neckbreaker for a two count.

Rochelle grabbed Katie and Katie got a jawbreaker and Katie got a suplex into the a bridge attempt and Katie kicked Rochelle in the midsection and grabbed Rochelle by the hair but Rochelle pushed Katie and kicked her in the midsection and landed the Rochelle-shock for the pin and the win.

"Here is your winner and still WWE Women's Champion, Rochelle Kennedy," Lillian announced.

Then Madison, Skye, and Shayna got in the ring and applauded for Rochelle as the referee raised her arm in the air and then they joined Rochelle raising her arms in the air as Beth Phoenix's entrance theme played and she came out from the curtain with Santino Marella following her.

Santino was talking trash to Rochelle as Beth stared at her and Rochelle raised her Women's Title in the air as RAW went to a commercial break.

A few minutes later, Rochelle was going to be an interview with Todd Grisham.

"Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome my guest at this time, the WWE Women's Champion Rochelle Kennedy," Todd said as Rochelle and the Angelic Coalition came forward. "Rochelle, you had just defeated Katie Lea to retain your Women's Championship but now it looks like Beth Phoenix wants to be in the running for your title," Todd said.

"You know what, Todd?" Rochelle said. "I beat Beth Phoenix before and I'll beat her again. Beth, you say you're the Glamazon and you're dominate? I'm more dominate than you'll ever be because unlike you, I'm unstoppable and undefeated. You want me for the Women's Championship? You got it."

Then Rochelle and the Angelic Coalition walked away.

Later, it was time for the Divas' match which was Madison Spears versus Jillian Hall. Jillian was already in the ring.

"Alright, everyone," Jillian said. "When I found out that I was Madison Spears from the Angelic Coalition, I couldn't help but wonder if she is in anyway related to Britney Spears. I hope so because I would like to sing something to Madison and I hope that Britney is watching."

Stronger than yesterday

Now it's nothing but my way

My loneliness ain't killing me no more

I'm stronger

Then Madison's entrance theme, "4 Minutes" by Madonna and Justin Timberlake, played and she came out from the curtain with Skye and Shayna following her.

"And her opponent being accompanied by Skye and Shayna Brooke, representing the Angelic Coalition from Phoenix, Arizona, Madison Spears," Lillian announced.

Madison was wearing a black halter bikini top with an attached belt buckle and black pants

The three girls walked down the ramp and Skye & Shayna got in the ring as Madison climbed on the apron and leaped onto the top rope and flipped into the ring. Then Skye and Shayna posed next to Madison as she raised her arms in the air and the girls stared at Jillian and Skye & Shayna got out of the ring and the referee called for the bell.

"Wait," Jillian said, "hold on a second. So tell me, Madison, are you related to Britney Spears?"

Then Madison turned her head and landed a right hand sending Jillian to the mat and Madison ripped off her headset and hit her head onto the turnbuckle before whipping her to the corner and splashed her. Then Madison planted Jillian face first onto the mat and covered for a two count and Jillian bailed out of the ring and Madison followed as she caught up to Jillian and clubbed her in the back and whipped her to the security wall. Then Madison went to do it again but Jillian reversed and Madison hit the security wall and then Jillian stomped on Madison and clubbed her in the back and grabbed her by the hair before clubbing her in the back and stomping on her again.

Then Jillian hit Madison's head on the apron and Madison did the same thing before sending her back into the ring and Jillian got Madison on the ropes and bouncing off the ropes and kicked her off the ring apron. Then Jillian threw Madison back into the ring and stomped on her before covering for a two count and Jillian was clubbing Madison's head and choked her before grabbing her and Madison got a few punches and got a hard one twice as she stomped on Jillian before getting a scoop slam for a two count.

Then Madison grabbed Jillian but Jillian raked Madison's eyes and got a Russian Legsweep before climbing the turnbuckle and going for a moonsault but Madison moved and ducked a clothesline from Jillian and Madison got a clothesline of her own three times before hitting her fallaway slam. Then Madison waited for Jillian to get up and then Madison got Jillian on her shoulders and hit the running powerslam for the three count and the win.

"Here is your winner, Madison Spears," Lillian announced.

Skye and Shayna got into the ring and applauded for Madison as the referee raised Madison's arm in the air. Then Skye and Shayna raised Madison's arms in the air and looked down at Jillian as "Eddie's Angels" saw the whole thing in their locker room.

"Okay, listen," Delancey said, "this will be a one-time thing. You girls know what to do and I know what to do. Let's hope our guys will keep their cool, alright?"

"Okay," Nicole and Rochelle said.

"Alright, I'll see you out there."

Then Delancey left the locker room.

"You ready?" Rochelle said.

"Yeah, I'm ready," Nicole said.

"Let's go."

Then Nicole and Rochelle left the locker room.

Then it was time for the World Tag Team Championship match which was John and Dave versus Brent and Ryan of the Boyz in Motion.

"The following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall and it is for the World Tag Team Championship," Lillian Garcia announced as the Boyz in Motion's entrance theme played and the twins came out from the curtain with Delancey following them. "Introducing first being accompanied by Delancey Scott from Orlando, Florida in a combined weight of 530 pounds, representing the Boyz in Motion, they are the World Tag Team Champions, Brent and Ryan Knox."

Delancey was wearing a white one-strap tank top, denim jeans, and her hair straight. The five walked down the ramp slapping the hands of the fans and the boys surrounded the ring, got on the apron first, and leaped into the ring. Then Delancey got on the apron and she did her flip to get into the ring and then the boys got on the turnbuckle, raised their arms in the air, and got back down at the same time. Then John's entrance theme played and he came out from the curtain with Nicole following him.

"And their opponents first being accompanied by Nicole Mitchell, from West Newbury, Massachusetts, weighing in at 248 pounds, John Cena," Lillian announced.

Nicole was wearing a red tube top with an opening at the bust, denim jeans, and her hair in ponytails. She and John walked down the ramp and got into the ring as John was pumping himself up and took off his cap and his new Cenation football jersey and threw them to the crowd. Then John raised his arms in the air and Dave's entrance theme played and he came out from the curtain with Rochelle following him.

"And his tag team partner being accompanied by the WWE Women's Champion Rochelle Kennedy, from Washington D.C., weighing in at 290 pounds, Batista," Lillian announced.

Rochelle was wearing a brown off-the-shoulder mini dress, black boots, and her hair in a ponytail. Dave did his thing with the pyro with Rochelle kneeling in front of him and Rochelle got back up and the two walked down the ramp and got in the ring and Dave was on the turnbuckles and flexed his muscles. Then he got back down and looked at John as "Eddie's Angels" left the ring and the referee raised the World Tag Team Championship Title belts in the air as Brent and Dave left the ring and the referee called for the bell.

John and Ryan locked up and Ryan got John in a headlock before John shoved him to the ropes and got an armdrag and John hit Ryan's head onto the turnbuckle and whipped Ryan to the corner and got a bulldog slam before dragging him to the middle of the ring for a two count. John looked at Dave and made the tag to him and Ryan made the tag to Brent and the two went to lock up but Dave shoved Brent down and then Brent got a knee to the midsection and got a couple of forearms before applying a headlock and Dave shoved Brent to the ropes and Brent went for a roll-up.

But Dave lifted Brent up and rammed him in the corner and got a few shoulderblocks and Dave got a knee to Brent's back for a two count and then Dave whipped Brent to the ropes and Brent got a kick to the face and Dave missed a clothesline and Brent bounced off the ropes as Dave threw in a leap frog and smashed Brent with a clothesline. John just smiled from the ring apron as Dave set up the Batista Bomb but Brent countered and Dave kicked Brent in the midsection and whipped Brent to the corner and Brent moved as Dave then missed with a shouldertackle in the corner and Brent clubbed Dave in the back.

Brent got an armlock on Dave and Dave powered out of the hold making Brent bounce off the ropes and Dave got a kick to the face and John tried to reach out for a tag. Dave tagged in John and John got a clothesline to Brent and John got a couple of shouldertackles before landing a sitout hiptoss and he did the "You can't see me" and nailed the Five Knuckle Shuffle. He got Brent on his shoulders for the FU, but Ryan made a blind tag from behind and got a dropkick and John rolled out of the ring Ryan stomped on him and got a right hand and he ran John into the steel steps and Ryan got John back in the ring and covered for a two count.

Ryan dragged John and made the tag to Brent and the two got a suplex and the twins stretched John before punching him in the midsection and Ryan got a right hand and got a side slam. Then Ryan landed an elbow drop and then Ryan got a clothesline and covered for a two count and Ryan made the tag to Brent. Then Ryan whipped John to the ropes and Brent got a dropkick and covered for a two count. The two traded blows and then John blocked another punch and nailed a Russian legsweep for a two count and then John went for another punch but Ryan ducked and got a back kick to the midsection and a clothesline.

Brent got a kneedrop and Brent twisted John's arm as he made the tag to Brent and Ryan held onto John as Brent climbed on the turnbuckle and got a double axe handle on John's arm and Brent covered for a two count. Brent got John in an inverted facelock as he made the tag to Ryan and the two whipped John to the ropes and got a double back elbow and Ryan made the cover for a two count. Ryan kicked John in the head and got some right hands and John fought back with a right hand of his own and he went to whip Ryan but Ryan reversed and got a sleeper hold and jumped on John's back.

John finally had an opportunity to make the tag to Dave but Dave walked around the ringpost to the other side of the ring apron as both Nicole and Rochelle gave him a look. Ryan then released the hold got a clothesline for a two count and Ryan stomped on John as he made the tag to Brent and Brent got the sleeper hold and John powered out and whipped Brent to the ropes and got a sleeper hold on him. Then Brent climbed on the turnbuckle and got a double axe handle to John's back and Brent went to whip John but John reversed and John finally escaped with a sidewalk slam.

He walked over to his corner to tag Dave, but John slapped Dave in the face instead and then Nicole and Rochelle quickly got into the ring and held the two back to prevent an attack and John and Dave had a confrontation. Then Dave exploded out of the corner with a clothesline to Brent and he whipped Brent to the ropes and got a back bodydrop sending Brent to the corner and splashed him in the corner and he whipped Brent to another corner and charged into a boot to the face and Brent charged but Dave caught him with a spinebuster.

Then Dave turned to stare down John and Dave then dropped Brent on the turnbuckle with a spear and called for the Batista Bomb while looking at John and then Dave finished off Brent with a Batista Bomb to win the match.

"Here are your winners and the new World Tag Team Champions, John Cena and Batista," Lillian announced.

Then Ryan and Delancey helped Brent out of the ring as Dave took the World Tag Team Title belts from the referee and raised them up in the air. Then Nicole and Rochelle got into the ring as Dave shoved a belt into John's chest and they stared each other down before John raised his tag belt high in the air and so did Dave, both men measuring the crowd response.

They backed away slowly and then John held his belt up real high for the audience to get a good look and Dave then walked across the ring for the other side to get a good look. Then John went to the other side raising his World Tag Team Title belt and Dave climbed on the turnbuckle to raise his World Tag Team Title belt. John went to the other corner for the audience to see his title belt and Dave had enough and walked over to John in the middle of the ring and the two stared down each other.

The whole thing was getting pretty annoying for Nicole and Rochelle and RAW came to a close.