Author: I'm back!

Hime: You left?

Author: *"accidentally" drops book on Hime's head*

Hime: Ow. Why were you gone, anyway?

Author: Writer's block.

Hime: Oh.

Author: On with the story!

Luna was obviously depressed. A whole week had passed and she hadn't spoke one word, not even when InuYasha had fallen out of a tree due to a limb that broke under his weight. Even Sesshomaru could tell Luna was sorrowful and nothing would cheer her up. Unfortunately, tonight was the solar eclipse, the one night when she would be human... sort of.

Sesshomaru hadn't even known the effects of an eclipse could do such a thing. The sun was blocked from view and a bright light emitted from Luna. A screech of horrific pain tore at everyone's ears as their friend divided into two, then four, and crashed onto the ground.

The first one to sit up was a sandy-haired Luna with a fox tail and green eyes. Soon after, a pale, silver-haired Luna rolled over, still clutching her head. She blinked her eyes open, and the amber shown clearly.

The next one to sit up was a black-haired wolf youkai, with silver-blue eyes. She immediately noticed the human laying next to her. "Ningen! Wake up, you lazy, stupid, weak human!"

The silver-haired youkai grabbed the wolf by the hair. "Shut up, Ookami! Ningen isn't weak, she's human!"

"Duh, Inu, Ningen means human. God, why am I stuck with such idiots?"

"Kitsune, shut it," both girls screeched at once.

"How's about all ya'll shut it?" Ningen finally sat up. She had numerous scars, and was vampire-like to say the least. She was unnaturally pale in color, with dark eyes and long nails. She stood up and dusted herself off as the youkai continued to fight each other. Grabbing Inu and Ookami's ears, she dragged them apart, a purely annoyed expression on her face.

Kitsune sat there, confused as to why her other selves were fighting. "Can't we all just get along?"

Both youkai froze and looked at her. "No." Ookami kicked Inu and started it again.

"Did you really have to do that," Ningen questioned Kitsune as she separated the two youkai again.

"Yes, I did. This is very entertaining to me."

"I'm gonna get you for that!"

"Fox magic!" Kitsune disappeared, then reappeared on Sesshomaru's head.

"Nice hat, can I beat it for you?"

Sesshomaru pushed the kitsune off his head. "I don't wear hats."

"But it's me, Luna!"

All three girls spoke up at once, "We're all Luna!"

Bree was having a difficult time now, because one of the two youkai had slashed Ningen's arm and blood was trickling down to her fingers. Her instincts were screaming at her to bite, and she had to force herself to calm down. Suddenly, it felt as if a magnetic force was drawing her in, and she clamped her jaws shut to avoid it... too bad she was already there...

A fist contacted with Bree's face, and she lost her grip and fell. Ningen rubbed her neck where the fangs had bitten down. "Was that really necessary?"

Bree froze and her consciousness, lost in the confusion and instinctive attack, came back to her. "S-sorry Luna... I didn't mean to..."

"Eh, it was nothing. Doesn't even hurt," she lied. 'Best not make her sadder.' Truth is, it did hurt, badly. Her human side wasn't immune to the venom, and Luna wanted to scream... but she wasn't giving up easily.

Hime was standing next to Kitsune, mumbling something which sounded like profanities as Bree stood up.

"How long will you be like this?" Kagome began to bandage the wound as she spoke.

"A week."

"A week with Luna as a vampire... lovely..." Hime brushed her hair out of her face as she mumbled the statement.

Luna's head whipped around (Or four heads, dare I say), "We heard that!"

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Author: You bit me!

Bree: S-sorry!

Author: *throws book*

Bree: *dodges book* Missed!

Author: I never was a good shot anyway. Hime, get her.

Hime: Aye, aye captain!

Author: *muttering* Note to self... never let Hime watch that tv show again... EVER!

Hime: *hits Bree with book*

Bree: Ow...

Arnold: *fidgetting with window lock*

Author: *opens window* Go home! *Slams window on Arnold's fingers*

Arnold: *screams*

Author: Sayonara, everyone. *profanities can be heard outside*