A/N: Back with another request by MayuNakamura (FFN Guest). This time, it's about the healthcare in Malaysia. Now, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, do not start to drag politics in it. As much as politics drive you mad. We do want it suitable for little kids after all.
Since I'm rushing, there are 3 requests. Second request by Kitty (FFN Guest), which is about the new tower in Dataran Merdeka but I'm going to switch it to KLCC or KL Tower as I had never heard of a new tower despite being on FB during the holidays as I'm bored. Third one by a random girl (FFN Guest) is Malaysia's reaction when watching Running Man.
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3rd Best Healthcare Destination
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Malaysia, being a multicultural nation, is famous enough to attract tourists to her place. Multiple cultures clashed at her place, Singapore bluntly stated that her house without arranging looks like a unicorn had dump its colourful contents there. Malaysia's reaction, giving her dear sweet brother a hit on the head. Delicious food, biodiversity...She welcome anyone as long as they respect her people, culture, religion and so on...
But there is also another reason why people frequent her place.
Ever heard of medical tourism? Foreigners, be it from Asia, Europe, Africa and other continents, would visit a country for medical purposes because of the country's decent medical care or surgery at a not so costly...as how the author would put it.
Malaysia, aside from having great food, enchanting cultures and traditions, interesting looking animals and plants that are pretty much rare or not so existent in their country, is also famous for decent healthcare. You're forgetting one thing, her people can communicate in either Chinese, Malay or Tamil and English...if you count our the other dialects each language has. That is why, communicating with tourists never seem to be a problem. Heck, even broken English could be understand despite England's constant objection or protests towards the broken version of his language.
Because of this decent healthcare at a not so expensive price, she got an award for this for one of the best healthcare destination losing only to Costa Rica and a couple other countries.
"Congratulations Miss Malaysia" Germany had congratulated her as he presents her the award, being one of the countries specialized in medical stuff. Scratch that, Germany is pretty good with science despite his tough soldier appearance.
"Thank you Mr. Germany." Malaysia would have wanted to shake hands with Germany a little longer while having thoughts about tough soldier actually good in science stuff...if it wasn't for a certain man called Prussia-sorry, ze awesome Prussia came to interrupt the moment, wishing how he could had a check up there. France wanted to join if...Malaysia herself is willing to entertain.
How could she say no? Showing off her famous smile, not as great as others she knew, she said "I would be glad to give you a free ticket there! That is...if you want."
Her eyes gave it away. She was never one to conceal her emotions perfectly (she gave credit to a few others who are masters of it) but those who had seen her intentions in her eyes...suddenly felt sorry for the two men.
Let's just say it involves England's cooking and F1 style driving. Oh England is pretty proud of Malaysia at the moment as much as his cooking is pretty terrible.
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Boasting KLCC
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"Se~lamat datang ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls." Malaysia greeted dramatically, wearing her gold coloured baju kurung with a dark coloured cape draped over her shoulders.
"Today," she continued "I, the personification of Malaysia, presents you...the all famous landmark of Kuala Lumpur...the Petronas Twin Towers or KLCC for short!"
A crow fly past her.
Singapore on the phone with some person, America munches on his burger while annoying Argentina, who is busy telling the American off, China is trying to get rid of Korea who has been attached to him and New York looking around.
Malaysia clears her throat. "The Petronas Twin Towers are currently the tallest twin towers in the world, consisting of 88 floors including the basement floors. There is a sky bridge on the 41st and 42nd floor of these towers where you can see the view."
Again, no one budge or even stirred from their movements.
"Excuse me..." Malaysia tried to interrupt only to be ignored. No, don't blow up. You are still new in the international stage, give them time.
"Um guys...are you listening?" she tried again.
Ignored.
"GYAAAAAA!"
"NOOOOOOO!"
"HAVE MERCY!"
"DURIAN BOMB!"
{ Malaysia's Reaction Watching Running Man }
Running Man. A Korean entertainment program about collecting money and golden piggy banks that has been popular with many around the world, including Malaysians MCs and guests complete missions in a place to win the race. Not forgetting collecting golden piggy banks that are hidden. Don't be surprise if there's a golden ball to throw you off. Of course, time limit is also involved. A long one.
Because of its popularity, it was aired in so many countries such as Malaysia, Singapore, Japan, Hong Kong, Thailand and many more.
There, you can expect some funny moments among the MCs and guests that will have you laugh.
Now, Malaysia sat on her comfy wheelchair with her laptop served as her TV screen to watch Running Man. The popularity of the show tempted her, not to mention Korea also keeps bugging her to watch it.
Okay, here goes.
First, nothing but curiosity. Wait a little while...
A giggle escapes her lips.
A bit longer, she finds herself laughing.
Later, clutching her stomach, already suffering some pain because of laughing too hard. She bangs her fist on the table, laughing.
Next day...
"Malaysia, how's Running Man da-ze?" Korea asked.
With a huge satisfied smile, she gave the Korean a thumbs up. "Bagus (Good)."
|TAMAT|
A/N: Done with this. Sorry if it doesn't turn up too well. Hopefully you can be satisfied with a Hetalia Fantasia featuring Malaysia. Next Monday onwards, updates will be slow because my classes start. Please bear with me until I can find time to publish.
~FANTASIA~
In RPG, there are a lot of things you can and cannot do.
One, you can revive a friend by not using the elixir but a durian bomb.
Singapore got knocked out by a monster, because of that, his HP close to zero. Malaysia panics. She runs over to the unconscious man and starts crying.
"Pur! Don't die! Wah~!" Then a light bulb was turn on. "Oh wait, I can save him!"
Pulling out a small durian shaped sphere, she mutters "Durian B-"
As if on instincts, Singapore sat up right away "HOLD IT RIGHT THERE!"
Malaysia blinks before hugging the Singaporean "PUR, YOU'RE ALIVE!"
"I WASN'T EVEN DEAD FROM THE BEGINNING! AND HECK, I DON'T WANT TO BE REVIVED WITH A DURIAN BOMB OF ALL THINGS!" Singapore retorts angrily.
Two, a kinky BL manga is a weapon and would forever be a weapon
Okay...getting surrounded by a group of low level monsters isn't what Malaysia wants to have...especially without a weapon. She scolded herself for throwing away that sword from the bandits.
Maybe she should check her bag for something she could use as a weapon. Water bottle, durian bomb, some snacks and desserts, purse, kinky BL manga-hold that thought...could this be?
A monster decides to attack from behind, Malaysia flips open a random page before using it as a shield. The monster froze, took a few steps behind before covering its eyes and roll on the ground. Malaysia beams.
Singapore, for once, pities that monster because of what his sister had done.
Three, Gangnam Style can also be applied for the same reason...a weapon
First, low level monsters, now, human like demons. Geez, did someone applied a perfume or cologne that attracts them every now and then? They're quite powerful and are not to be underestimated with.
"I got an idea da-ze!" Korea exclaimed.
Malaysia leans in with interest "What is it?"
Putting on his sunglasses, Korea gave a good looking smile and is that a flash coming from that smile?
"Oppa says we should do Gangnam Style."
"Great idea! I have sunglasses in my bag!" Malaysia agreed.
Singapore, at that time lost hope on common sense and his sanity while being a straight man. Life's good, he lived it and it's a shame he had to lose his common sense like this. But then again, when did the people surrounding him needs any common sense?
Four, just because they are slime and easy to defeat, doesn't mean you should make it cry
Malaysia stares at the slime that has been in her way. Of course, she doesn't want to waste her attack on it but...it keeps getting in her way.
To get rid of it, she decides to use a single tactic that can kill a slime—insult. Malaysia smirks, that should do the job-
The slime cries.
HP -350
"What in the world did I do to get a minus-?!"
YOU MADE A SLIME CRY
"WHAT DOES THIS GOT TO DO-"
A SLIME CRY EQUALS MAKING SMALL CHILDREN CRY. IT'S A TERRIBLE SIN.
"BLOODY H-"
HP -10, GAME OVER
Back at the real world, America storms into the house. "Hey Malaysia what do you think of-"
He never got a chance to finish before a gaming device was thrown at his face.