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37 : AVENGERS SLEEPOVER**
It has been a rough week for Steve and Natasha as they had been shipped out to India for a mission. They didn't even have time to say anything to their friends but Fury ensured them that the Avengers would be informed of their whereabouts.
The couple had to chase the bad guy across India to Pakistan and ended up in Dubai. After a very hard fight against their foe and almost blowing up Burj Khalifa to ashes, they succeeded in stopping the bomb and capturing the terrorists.
When they arrived in New York, it was 2 am and they were too tired to do anything except clean themselves and going straight to bed.
After a debrief with Fury the next morning, he gave them three days off. They decided right away to just relax at their apartment in Brooklyn, get as much sleep as they could before getting back in the field again.
"What should we do tonight?" Steve asked
"Just rent a movie and order pizza" Natasha replied, snuggling closer into his body as they laid lazily on the couch "I'm too lazy to go out"
"Alright then"
"That last mission made my entire body sore" She murmured, about to drift into her slumber
"Maybe you should properly sleep in bed, not on my body"
"Nah, you are the perfect pillow, Rogers so don't freaking move"
He stayed still but a knock on the door sounded. Natasha groaned and Steve got up to get the door. When the door swung open, he frowned.
"What the hell are you doing here?" He asked
In front of him was Tony Stark, Clint Barton, Bruce Banner and Thor, smiling.
"We're gonna have a sleepover!" Tony announced
"WHAT?!"
"A sleepover!"
"No! Y'all go back to the tower right now. Natasha and I need some rest. We have no energy left to babysit you guys!"
But nobody listened to their Captain and walked past him into the apartment. Natasha covered herself in blanket on the couch. As Tony popped down on the couch, she kicked his legs as a way to tell him to go away.
"Wake up, Natashalie" Tony shook her leg
"Leave me the hell alone…" She groaned "I need some sleep"
"Your gonna miss all the fun"
Thor sat a barrel of mead down on the table while Bruce rolled the sleeping bag out on the floor and Clint was sitting on top of the fridge.
"Clint! Get down from the fridge right now!" Steve demanded
"We are not a teenagers anymore to do stupid sleepovers!" Natasha bellowed
"Well, red. This is team bonding night so you and Rogers cannot skip this!" Tony said
"Stark! It's our first night off in a week. Can we at least enjoy this moment in private?"
"No" The four men said in unison.
The couple muttered at the same time. Natasha looked cranky and snarled something in Eastern European language. The spy sat up and gave them a glare.
"I hate all of you" She said "Except Steve"
"Yeah, we all know that" Tony replied "Let's play Poker, shall we?"
"Fine, at least I can win some money from you"
The billionaire smiled fondly at the statement because there is no way in hell that Natasha Romanoff could possibly better at Poker than him.
Well, he's the mathematical genius after all. Bruce maybe. But Natasha cannot do that in a million year.
But some soldier seemed to know his evil plan.
"I will help Natasha" Steve said and sat down next to his girlfriend.
It seemed like there were only four players because Steve is with Natasha while Thor is teaming up with Clint. The two geniuses were on their own. Tony did won the first game because he knew that he had the highest card from the beginning.
Natasha looked at the billionaire and analyzing and observing him closely. She knew everyone has a trail when they are bluffing so did the billionaire. She whispering something to Steve and he looked at Tony with his piercing blue eyes.
"You guys cannot read my poker face so stop starring" Tony said.
Steve didn't help her that much. He mainly held the card and let Natasha do her thing. She found something, Tony's trail and she used it against the billionaire in their third game and won the couple a money.
"That's not fair! You're a superspy. You know how to read people!"
"What?! I did nothing" Natasha replied with a smug look on her face. "You say you are the genius why don't you win the game?"
"Well, you are practically a lie detector!"
"Wanna changed the rules?" Natasha asked "We can make it a drinking poker"
Everyone else except Thor knew that it is a very bad idea. Steve shook his head adamantly while Clint said he didn't want to be a part of this. Bruce said he didn't want to hulk out and make a mess so he will be the one to sober up all night.
"Nonsense!" Tony declared "We are all in this shit together"
"So…"
"Challenge accepted!" Tony said "But you and Capsicle cannot be on the same team"
"I'm with her, Tony" Steve chimed in and held his girlfriend tight "You, Thor and Clint can be on the same team"
Tony agreed with that idea, at least, Thor and Steve were equal in drinking. Bruce joined Steve's team but he will not drink anything. Natasha and Tony were the one that lead the charge and raised the stake without consulting their teammate.
"I raised you two shots!" Natasha shouted
"Okayyyy, red. You gonna regret this!" Tony said back. In the pot, there are already six shot in it.
"At this rate, we can get drunk pretty soon" Clint muttered.
Natasha won the first game and at the end, there was 10 shots in the pot. Tony's team had to divide who will drink the largest portion. The game went on pretty fast and the two teams get enough alcohol inside them.
"Let's call it a draw" Tony said, obviously started to drunk. "I call for truth or dare!"
And it's the longest truth or dare they ever undergo. The couple got the most question and challenge from everyone. Tony had them make out for ten minutes which they really don't mind until they found out that Tony and Clint recorded the whole make out session. Natasha almost incapacitated both prankster.
Then Thor and Bruce proceeded to interrogate them a truth question about their sex life which they both dodged it beautifully by implying most of the thing they did in bed.
"Please tell me you don't have any weird kinky thing" Tony said "Especially, Rogers. I know Little Red has some weird thing in her mind…"
"We both have one or two but that's our business" Natasha replied. The answer that make their curiosity peaked.
The rest of the team tried to get information out of them but the soldier and the spy didn't get that drunk to reveal anything unconsciously.
"We have to get them drunk!" Clint declared
It was a failed attempt for them to get the couple drunk even Thor challenged Steve into a drinking contest. Steve let Thor gulped down everything and he slowly drank his own drink. The god was visibly drunk and say still on the couch.
Tony and Clint proceeded to came up with a new game every half hours but it ended up with they were defeated by the Captain and his spy.
Finally, Clint and Tony passed out, judging by amount of alcohol within them, they probably woke up the day after tomorrow.
Steve carried Tony and Clint in his bedroom and let the two sleep in his bed. He had to help Natasha carried Thor to sleep on the couch in their bedroom. Bruce was already as sleep in his sleeping back on the bedroom floor.
"Its like we have four little kids" Natasha said as she and Steve headed out of the bedroom and turned off the light.
"Yeah, we have to tuck them all in bed" Steve seconded "Looks like we at least got our couch"
"Yeah, I finally got some sleep" She murmured and hugged her teddy bear tightly. "I have the best pillow with me so I'm not complain a thing"
Steve picked her up in his arms and put the spy gently on top of him as he laid on the couch. Natasha hummed happily and snuggled on to him.
Steve and Natasha miscalculated about the time Tony will wake up. The billionaire woke up since seven am and started to snoop around Steve and Natasha's room.
He started with their closet. The billionaire specifically raid Natasha's section to see what the spy clothing option is. He was surprised to find a very girly clothes that you will never ever thought that the Black Widow would wear. Sun dresses in a very girly color.
"What are you doing?" A whispered that almost makes Tony scream sounded. It was Bruce's.
"Finding very important information about our lovely spider"
"She will kill you, Tony"
"Look! She had a French maid dress…a Kimono…and a…Wow! USO costume girl"
"I don't want to be a part of their sex life so I will just go…" Bruce said but Tony grabbed his arm to stop him.
"We are in this together, my science bro" The billionaire told "They are kinkier than I thought. You might find some whip or handcuff stashed somewhere"
Tony got bored by the closet so he moved on to another part of the room. Bruce was so interested by Steve's book collection while Tony snooping around his work desk until he found Steve's sketchbook.
"This looks interesting" He noted as he opened it. "Woah! This is the best thing I ever seen. I will go and wake Birdbrain"
Tony rushed to where Clint was sleeping and began to poke his arms.
"Birdbrain!" Tony abruptly woke Clint up
"Fuck off, Stark" Clint growled.
"I have something for you to see!" The billionaire excitedly told "I found a nude portrait of our little red!"
"Dude, you will get yourself killed, you know that right?"
"Worth it! I can tell ya. She's hot, just like the way I always imagined!"
Clint got up and took the sketchbook away from Tony and took a look at it. His eyes widened before quickly closing the sketchbook. He didn't need to see this.
"I'm sure cap already watched Titanic" The archer remarked and rubbed his eyes "Steve is a great artist by the way"
"Do you know what this mean? It means we get leverage to use with her!"
"Use what with who?" A deadly voice came from the door.
Tony and Clint startled and gasped. It was Natasha standing at the door, looking at the two troublemakers like a mother found her sons causing trouble.
"Nothing!" Tony quickly said but that only raised the spy's suspicion.
"What did you hide behind your back, Stark?"
"I said nothing"
"I don't believe you. Show it to me or I will break your arms!"
Tony couldn't do anything and showed the sketchbook in his hands but the spy's face changed immediately. She was shocked that her friends discovered it.
"Where did you find it?" She demanded and marched toward the billionaire. "Did you open it?"
"No, we are not." Tony replied but she knew he was lying "Okay, I saw a couple pictures and a…."
And then Natasha just knew what picture that Tony saw. Horror filled her eyes while Tony looked smug then her expression turned into the most terrifying face they ever saw.
"I will kill you, Stark!" She bellowed and tackled Tony to the ground.
"Bruce! go get Steve" Clint said as he tried to separate the two.
Thor woke up by the noises in the bedroom. The god came in and helped Clint but Natasha's rage was something the god didn't want to get so he tried to pull Tony away instead.
"Hey! Stop it" The commanding voice came from the door
Steve charged in between the billionaire and the spy. He quickly grabbed his girlfriend and pulled her away from Stark.
"That's it! Break it up!" Steve said once again "What's the problem?"
"He ransacked our room and snooped around our apartment"
"And I found a nude portrait of her!" Tony declared proudly "Dude, your skill is unparalleled"
"You might want to shut up now, Tony because I'm considering ripping your head off right now"
"Okay" Tony backed down "You two are kinkier than I thought. Really? French maid?"
"It's just an experiment and some are the outfit for my undercover work"
"I already told her that I didn't care about the outfit" Steve defensed himself "I care only her. Why bothering wearing all those outfit when I just tore it off her"
"Don't tell me! I don't need to hear it" Clint interrupted and covered his ears before ran out of the room "I don't wanna know!"
"Wow! I can't believe I just talking about sex life of a hundred year old man" Tony said. "I better go grab my breakfast now."
AN:
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