*Everybody is busy at work creating weapons for the war*
Mistoffolees: *Sharpening a sword* That Andrew Lloyd Webber, how dare he sabotage our musical!
Erik: *Making Punjab Lassos* Indeed, he won't be getting away with it this time! Because this time we're fighting back!
Everybody: YEA!
Corny: *Standing akwardly with his hands in his pockets* I don't really know what to say to you guys. I mean, I've never really gone to war or fought. I host a teenage sock hop type television show for a living...
Enjolras: *Tying a red sheet to a pole* You're from the 1960's right?
Corny: Well yes
Enjolras: Well, weren't men being drafted like, to go to war?
Corny: I suppose, but I wasn't one of them! Typically they don't draft show hosts!
Enjolras: Well I hereby draft you!
Christine: *Crying a waving a napkin* Goodbye brave soldiers!
Raoul: Christine darling, we haven't gone anywhere yet!
Christine: I know, I was just practicing when I have to wave you off
Victoria: Aren't you coming?
Christine: I don't know...
Rum Tum Tugger: I'm going babe!
Christine: I'M COMING! *Picks up a gun*
Erik: *Takes the gun from her* Let's not wave those things around my love
*The trio walk in*
Fleck: Hey guys! We decided to help!
Gangle: Yea, because Andrew Lloyd Webber has really been pissing us off lately
Squelch: Ever since he and that ugly cat got cut apart on the top of that cage he's been giving us hell!
Gangle: We want out
Fleck: He needs to suffer! We're not slaves!
Erik: *Tosses Squelch a crowbar* Well then welcome to the club!
Me: *Walks in*
Raoul: Where have you been?
Me: Around...
Christine: Are you sad?
Me: Eh, I've had better days
Erik: Well pick up a weapon and let's go attack Webber! That'll lift your spirits!
Everybody: *Cheering* YEA!
Me: *Stands up on a table* Sorry guys, the war is gonna have to wait
Mistoffolees: WHAT? How can you say that?
Cats Leader: *Munching on Cat Nip and sitting on his cardboard cutout of Raoul* We need you! Or else CATS 2 will be created!
Me: No listen. It's SPRING BREAK! That means vacation, which means I don't feel like going to war
Corny: *Drops gun and sinks to the floor, sighing with relief*
Enjolras: Don't be lazy! IT'S TIME FOR THE REVOLUTION! *Jumps on onto a different table and raises the gun Corny dropped. Singing* Do you hear the musicals sing? Singing the song of angry men? It is the music of the characters who will not be ruined again, when the beating of your heart, echoes the beating of the drums. There is a fight about to start when tomorrow comes!
Mistoffolees: *Standing on a chair. Singing* Will you join in our crusade? Who will be strong and stand with me? Beyond our little stage is there a world you long to see?
Erik: *Singing* Then we'll join in the fight that will give us the right to be free!
Everybody: *Singing* Do you hear the musicals sing? Singing the song of angry men? It is the music of the characters who will not be ruined again! When the beating of your heart, echoes the beating of the drums. There is a fight about to start when tomorrow comes!
Corny: *Singing* I will give all I can give so that your music can advance.
Me: *Singing* Some will fall and some will live. Why stand up and take the chance?
Fleck: *Shouting* THE BLOOD OF LLOYD WEBBER WILL COVER THE STAGE OF CATS!
Everybody: *Singing* Do you hear the musicals sing? Singing the song of angry men? It is the music of the characters who will not be ruined again! When the beating of your heart, echoes the beating of the drums. There is a fight about to start when tomorrow comes!
*Song Ends*
Me: You guys didn't let me finish!
Raoul: Well what were you going to say?
Me: I wanna gonna tell you that the fight would be postponed, because since it's spring break that means it's the PERFECT time for CARRIBEAN ADVENTURE PART 2!
Christine: OH YAY! Back to the beach!
Me: ANND!
Erik: There's more?
Me: We WILL be going to NYC this week! Hopefully to see a show, but I am absolutely certain we are going this time!
Corny: YES! I need a chance to escape this nut house...
Me: So, we better start preparing for the vacation! Chop Chop! Time's a wasting!
For those of you freaking out, NO Webber is NOT planning a CATS 2, he's busy with his little 'Wizard of Oz' musical. Yea, he rewrote the Wiz, and I bet it sucks! Anyway, yes I know you've all been patiently waiting, and now your wait will be rewarded! This upcoming week has LOTS of surprises in store! So make sure you stay tuned, for the next adventure of, 'The Adventures of Erik and Erik Jr.'. Where is Erik Jr. anyway? Must be causing trouble somewhere... Don't forget to REVIEW! Thanks!