Disclaimer: I do not own Total Drama Island, World Tour, Reloaded, or the forbidden season. (duh duh dun!) I also don't own the song sung by Derek.

Note: Updates will probably be a lot faster from this point on because the next episode was one of my favorites to plan out! For those of you reading Summer Blondes, I haven't forgotten yet. I'm just having difficulty writing it. The next eliminated rookie's audition tape is after this chapter so I won't forget like I did with Rebeccah.

Rating Note: Nothing bad here, so we'll finally get a break from the explicit content lately.

Jazz vs Ashley, no holds barred!

Chapter 7 Part 3 - Fashion Femme Fatales Fighting Feverently

Vilecano

The teams gathered once again to the Vilecano for the next showdown as Chris, Chef, and Izzy arose from their platforms.

"This is the two week mark and the Rookie Raccoons are already down to six?" the sadistic host laughed, "Man, you guys are dropping like flies! Anyways, Jazz and Ashley, grab your tiki torches and approach the flame."

"At least I'm not competing this time." Amy whispered to Dana, who chuckled in response.

"Let's see what challenge you'll be competing in." Chris continued as the screen started flashing, stopping a few seconds later, "Treadmill Waterwheel!"

"What?" most of the campers asked.

"The rules are simple:" Izzy explained, "You will have to fill your bathtubs with water from a complex system of pipes. The catch is that you'll have to run on your treadmills to get the water to flow. The first person to run two kilometers, the approximate running distance to fill your bathtubs, wins!"

"You don't have to steal my screen time Izzy!" Chris complained as he pushed the crazy girl out of the way, "On your marks, get set, GO!"

The two girls started jogging on their treadmills. Both of them had on high heels so it was difficult running without tripping up. Plus, neither of them were very good runners.

"This could go on for a while..." Chris said.

"That's why we have the power of the time card!" Izzy said as she snapped her fingers.

A While Later

"How long has it been?" Gwen yawned.

"About an hour," Trent said while looking at his watch, "and neither girl has gotten to the halfway mark yet."

"Are marathons always this slow?" Lindsay whined.

"This one's actually going pretty fast." Bridgette told her, "I've been in marathons that last all day before!"

"Oh God!" Jazz panted, "So tired, can't continue!" She tripped, making Ashley laugh in victory.

"You don't have a chance to win this now!" the movie star cheered, now hitting one kilometer.

"Listen Jazz!" Amy called out to her, "This isn't over yet! All of us are counting on you to get Ashley eliminated!"

"I'm not sure if I can finish!" the fashionista whined.

"Imagine that the winner of this showdown gets a ten thousand dollar shopping spree at their favorite fashion store!" the shy brunette suggested.

"Daddy hooks me up with all the latest fashions!" Jazz admitted, "I don't need to buy clothes!" Amy tried to think of another way to convince Jazz for a few minutes as Ashley got to the three fourths mark of her distance.

"I got it!" Amy exclaimed, "Jazz, there's this town where everyone wears argyle shirts and knee high socks a mile away. The only way you can change it is if you beat Ashley there! So are you up to the challenge?"

"Blasphemy!" the fashionista gasped, "I'm going to teach that town a lesson!" She got back on her feet and started sprinting on her treadmill so fast, it started whirring. The screeching sound got more and more high pitched until she finally rocketed off the conveyor belt and into her full bathtub.

Winner: Jazz

The five remaining rookies all cheered for the fashionista and lifted her in the air as Ashley slipped off her treadmill. Even the veterans started cheering as they have waited so long for Ashley to be eliminated.

"Oh yeah baby!" Emo cheered, "Ashley's gone! I love my team!" Everyone raised an eyebrow as the emo transitioned back to his usual self. "Aw, screw you guys!"

"Looks like you get to stay here for yet another day Jazz." Chris said while clapping his hands, "But you might have to suffer Ashley's wrath because of you victory..."

"NOOO!" Ashley shrieked, "This is impossible! How could that prissy fashionista beat me?"

"'Cause I've got such great friends!" Jazz laughed as she put her arm around Amy.

"Her..." the movie star growled, referring to Amy, "That (Woah, double censor.) hasn't beaten me yet!" Ashley then got down on her knees and pleaded to her crush. "Fransisco," she chuckled nervously, "you still love me, right?"

The latino responded with a shake of the head, making the blonde actress seethe in anger.

"Ashley," Chris said, "time to present your..."

"Fine, you can have my (CENSORED!) torch!" she screamed as she planted her torch in front of the host.

"Into the fire and out of the dust," he chanted, "Ashley, your spirit is dead to us." He once again snuffed the torch with a gong effect.

"Fine!" the movie star furthered her tirade, "Just get me off of this stupid island!" She stomped on The Dock of Shame and onto The Boat of Losers, being greeted by the paparazzi once she got on. Everyone cheerfully waved goodbye until Ashley's screams and threats were no longer audible.

(Cruelfessional - Awesome.)

Leshawna - That ended well, didn't it? [2]

Rookie Camp

The six remaining Rookie Raccoons were happier and more festive than ever after Ashley left. Fransisco started up the campfire and they sat around it.

"Great that Ashley's gone!" Dana cheered while roasting a weenie over the fire, "I'm not sure how much more of her complaining I could handle!"

"I feel like we're going to have a great run!" Derek said, "I think we've ironed out the kinks in our team."

"Derek?" Amy asked him, "How did you know what an 'anacrusis' was?"

"Oh, you mean the maid?" the skater responded, "I'm a musician, so I know that stuff pretty well."

"Wow!" the shy brunette giggled, "Mind sampling your talents?"

"Sure." Derek said, "Give me a few minutes to get my keyboard." A few minutes later, he set up his keyboard and started playing the intro to his song.

In every heart there is a room.

A sanctuary safe and strong.

To heal the wounds from lover's past.

Until a new one comes along.

I spoke to you in cautious tones.

You answered me with no pretense.

And still I feel I said to much.

My silence is my self defense...

And so it goes, and so it goes.

And you're the only one who knows.

Everyone applauded after he finished the last notes of the song.

"Great job!" Amy complimented Derek, "Never imagined you were a fan of Billy Joel though."

"I pretty much like anything." he admitted.

"Buenas noches, everyone." Fransisco said as he went back into the cabin. Everyone decided to go to sleep also, feeling like the kings and queens of the world.

(Audition Tape #5 - Ashley)

The blond movie star strutted in front of the camera, various paparazzi following her there.

"Make sure to get my good angle." she told the cameraman.

"You do realize we're already rolling, right?" he asked her.

She turned to the camera with a frightened expression. Straightening her hair out, she chuckled and prepared to speak.

"I shouldn't need an introduction, but since I'm feeling nice today, I'll give you one. The name's Ashley Distale, the hottest new star on the red carpet!" Ashley said.

"I also don't feel like I need to shoot an audition video since, seriously! I'm a celebrity! We do reality TV all the time!" she exclaimed.

"Anyways," she continued, "Besides being a great actor and bodacious model, I'm also a fabulous singer!" Ashley took a deep breath and prepared to sing.

"Lean on me!" she sang horribly, making all the paparazzi retreat, "When you're not stro-ong, and I'll be your friend!" She stopped singing, her cameraman relieved he no longer had to hear a dying animal.

"Where did they all go?" Ashley complained, upset that the photographers were gone, "Wait up! I'm still not finished!" The camera fades to static.

Footnotes

[1] - It took you that long to realize that there was no first footnote? HA HA HA!

[2] - Almost every word of that confessional was ripped off of Total Drama Battlegrounds after Sandra was eliminated.

Camper Tally

Rookie Raccoons - Amy, Dana, Derek, Emo, Fransisco, Jazz

Veteran Vipers - Bridgette, DJ, Duncan, Geoff, Gwen, Heather, Leshawna, Lindsay, Owen, Trent

Eliminated - Brad, Zoey, Chad, Rebeccah, Harold, Ashley

Even though Ashley is eliminated, the drama is far from over. I'll give you some examples why:

1. Amy will make her first move with Fransisco since Ashley is gone.

2. An old camper returns to work in the mess hall.

3. A couple breaks up in a shocking moment!

4. The Tikitere Wheel of Torture makes it's triumphant return!

5. Heather will do something so horrible, so disturbing, and so unforgivable to Lindsay, you'll have to see it to believe it!

Well, how do you like the sneak peeks? I've got the entire episode planned in my head. I know it'll be a blast to write! Read and review!