Disclaimer: Someday I will own it... Too bad it's not today...
(A/N: This idea just came to me and wouldn't let go.)
I will not make Hufflepuffs seem scarier than they already are.
"'I'll huffle and I'll puff and I'll blow your house down.' The pigs watched as the badger was huffing and puffing…"
I could feel the eyes of my friends on my back but I didn't care. I continued to tell the tale in the common room to all the first year purebloods who listened with rapt attention. There were a few second and third years that were sitting among them and listening with as much attention as the younger ones.
The muggle borns were sitting around the common room doing whatever they were doing while snickering.
This was the second story that I had told them and I can't stop until they know the risks of associating with badgers. Once I was done the story of 'The three little pigs and the evil badger' I started to tell the tale of 'Little red riding hood and the mean badger'.
When I was finally done with the entire story telling business I finished with the words "The morale of these stories is that Hufflepuff's are evil."
The last few days have actually been interesting. All the first and second years have been sticking together and when an "evil Hufflepuff" walks by they sometimes try to look small and stick to the walls or walk into a classroom to avoid them. They usually just run away from them though. There was even one case where a first year started hyperventilating when a six year Hufflepuff looked at her! It was beautiful!
What's even funnier is that the teachers don't even know what's going on! They look just as confused as the Hufflepuffs. Sure they suspect that I'm behind it but they can't prove it if they don't know what's going on.