AN: So here's the next chapter and the end of an episode. I'm gonna show Yuki and Kimi and their little vacation from school before bringing them back and going into the next episode.

A little update, I said earlier in the story I would give the girls two dreams like the ones Haruhi has. I've decided to only do one dream per girl and per host.

Of course, Haruhi's is Alice in Wonderland.

Yuki's comes Episode 17: Kyoya's Reluctant Day Off, I think. I have a clue on my profile as to what it is and I'll leave a clue on here as well: 'I want adventure in the great wide somewhere'.

Sumi's Dream comes around Episode 10: A Day in the Life of the Fujioka Family. There is a clue on my profile, and here is the one for here: 'My great-great grandmother's portrait hung in the University up until the Revolution. By then, the truth about their romance had been reduced to a simple fairy tale.' and '...the point, gentlemen, is that they lived.'. Sorry, that's actually one quote, I had to split it because it said what the fairytale was.

Kimi's Dream is very, very loosely based on the story cause like one of my characters, I'm scared of the movie, even though that's a clue within it's self. It's going to take place Episode 15: Refreshing Battle of Karuizawa, I believe. Here is another: 'A heart is not judged by how much you love; but by how much you are loved by others.'.

Now the hosts, I'm not telling you which is which. That's for you guys to figure out. There are clues on my profile and here are the ones for here:

Dream for Episode 21: On the Day It Becomes a Pumkin: The Horseman comes, and tonight he comes for you.

Dream for Episode 12: Honey's Three Bitter Days: Whatever you do, don't eat the fuckin' candy.

Dream for Episode 18: Chika's Down with Hunny Declaration: I'm gonna hit you so hard, it'll make your ancestors dizzy.

Dream for Episode 16: Operation Haruhi and Hikaru's First Date!: Oh, look at that! I've been impaled!

Dream for Episode 19: Lobelia Girls' Academy Strikes Back!: Don't you disrespect me, little man! Don't you derogate, or deride! / You're in my world now, not your world, and I've got friends on the other side...

Dream for Episode 20: The Door the Twins Opened!: Where I come from, we talk to our women. We do not drug them with plants.

With though hosts, it's more of can you guess which host dreams what instead of what they are dreaming.

The order is: Sumi, Host #1, Haruhi, Kimi, Host #2, Yuki, Host #3, Host #4, Host #5, Host #6.

If you guys can guess the dreams and who they belong to, I'll give you a prize.

This chapter is dedicated to ButStillIntoYou, Musical cake, wanderandico, and Karnevalfreak59.

I hope you guys enjoy the chapter.

Happy reading!

Chapter Thirty-Six: Everything Louder than Everything Else

Tamaki's POV

The next day the twins fight did not get any better. Now their hair was blue and pink and whenever their argument got really bad, they started throwing things at one another. It was ridiculous.

"I was wondering what all the fuss was about." I commented coming into the refectory, "I can't believe the two of you are still fighting."

"I can." Sumi scoffed, "They siblings it happens."

I ignored her and continued to Hikaru and Kaoru, "You're a disgrace to the Host Club."

"We've had enough of this." Hani-senpai stated, "You're both to blame for this fight." He pulled out a giant cupcake, "Hika-chan and Kao-chan, I want you to make up and go halfsies on this cake, okay?"

'This isn't going to end well.' I sighed.

"But I want to have a piece too, so I guess we're gonna have to go thirdsies." Hani-senpai stated once he brought the cake down to his level, and then groaned, "We're not going to be able to split the strawberry on top though. What should we do?"

Sumi's POV

"You might want to get him." I whispered to Takashi keeping an eye on the twins.

He nodded, "Going."

It was obvious to everyone, but Hunny, who was more focused on the cake then his surroundings, that Hikaru and Kaoru were becoming more irritated by the second. Takashi picked him up so he was out of the line of fire and then told him to leave them alone.

I went and ordered the A lunch and when I came back, the boys were staring at Haruhi, who had traded lunches with one of the twins and was thoroughly enjoying the meal.

"Good for her." I smirked and sat down at a table and pulled out the book I was currently rereading, Confessions of an Ugly Stepsister. It was a twist on the Cinderella story. Yuki had given it to me last Christmas along with a handmade book with a collection of different versions of Cinderella from around the world. I had reread Confessions of an Ugly Stepsister so many times that some of the pages were torn by dog-earing them. The Cinderella collection I treasured so much I made sure nothing happened to it and planned to give Yuki a handmade book of her own, but with Beauty and the Beast, since it was her favorite fairytale.

Kyoya's POV

After school we had an emergency meeting about the twins and how much their argument was going to affect the club. If they continued on like this we would probably lose a good deal of our customers, which would mean we'd lose a good deal of our income. That was something I would rather not have happen.

I started to think about the timing as I calculated the different problems we'd encounter if we lost Hikaru and Kaoru. They started their fight, the same day Yuki and Kimi left. Yuki went on a field trip according to Tamaki, I still don't believe that. Kimi was apparently with her mother in Milan according to Sumi, which I doubted especially since Kimi and Yuki left together, around the same time Hikaru and Kaoru's fight escalated. I didn't know if they had anything to do with their argument, but it wouldn't surprise me if one of them did. It wouldn't surprise me if the whole argument was orchestrated by one of them.

"Looking at the numbers, if this situation isn't resolved, I'm afraid we're going to have to stop offering our brotherly love package. We're down one pair of loving brothers" I told them as I finished calculating all of the numbers and options, and then said to Haruhi, overly politely, as she was partially to blame. "Oh Haruhi, I just want you to know there's no reason for you to feel responsible, even though it was your tactless comment that started this whole fued between the twins in the first place, right?"

"It's weird for Hika-chan and Kao-chan to be fighting like this." Hani-senpai commented, "It's never happened before."

Mori-senpai nodded in agreement.

"They've never fought before?" Haruhi asked confused.

"I've known Hika-chan and Kao-chan since we were in preschool. We weren't in the same year, so I never really got to talk to them, but I remember that the two of them always played together." Hani-senpai answered.

"Yeah, that's true." Tamaki agreed, "I mean I've only known the twins since they were in middle school, but they definitely stood out. It seemed like they kept everyone at a distance except each other. Believe it or not, they were even more warped back then. Maybe when you stop and think about it this fight is a good thing for them. Maybe it means that the twins are expanding their horizons a bit."

'Maybe they were bored and Yuki gave them an idea to cause trouble.' I thought. The more and more I heard Tamaki and Hani-senpai talk about the twins, the more I thought of how much I remembered of the twins and the only two people they let see a bit more into their world than the rest of us were not here. The more and more this was adding up, the less and less happy I was about the whole situation.

"We should just leave them alone and let them work it out a bit." Tamaki suggested.

Sumi's POV

The next day we had to cancel club because the twins were still fighting. This time they were using the club room for their stage and anything around them to hurl at each other. It was comical actually, not that I could show that I thought that. I supposed to take all of this seriously, and I did when I found Hunny at the top of it.

"I'll get him down." I told Takashi, "You got him last time."

I went to get Hunny down before someone had a chance to say something stupid. I managed to get him down and back the other group before Tamaki said something to the twins.

"Don't you guys think that maybe it's time you give up all this fighting?" Tamaki asked them, "It's driving me insane."

"They don't look to happy." Hunny commented to me.

"No they don't." I agreed. "Tamaki shouldn't have said anything to them."

"What'd you say?" Hikaru asked, "It's driving you insane?"

"This isn't going to end well, is it?" Hunny asked me quietly.

"In the immediate future?" I asked, "Not a bit."

I left it vague and didn't mention who I thought it wasn't going to end well for. I could tell by the look on Kyoya's face yesterday, he was starting to figure it out.

"How do you think I feel right now?" Hikaru asked Tamaki, "Everytime I look in the mirror, I see his face. I'm sick and tired of constantly being mistaken for you, Kaoru! The truth is I hate your guts."

"You took the words right out of my mouth." Kaoru agreed, "I fact I hate you so much I bought this." He pulled out one of those weird little wooden cat dolls from his blazer, "Belzonaf, the curse doll!"

Tamaki shrieked back in sheer terror. In all honesty, it wouldn't surprise me if they were on loan out from Nekozawa as a favor to Yuki. He liked her and her business. He'd probably let them borrow a couple of samples if they didn't write anybody's actual names on them.

"I'm going to complete the curse Hikaru. I'm going to write you name on his back" Kaoru told him, "From this day forward, you're going to experience nothing but misfortune and sorrow."

Haruhi put a stop to their fight then and their knocking them both in the heads, surprising the hosts. She yelled at them to knock it off and told them that the curse dolls weren't toys and they should bring them into petty fights, and that they should have brought everyone else into it. She demanded that they apologize and if they didn't make up at that very moment or she'd never let them come over to her house.

The twins smiled, "So what you're saying Haruhi, is that if we make up, we can come over to your place?" They instantly and overdramatically made up.

They did it.I texted Yuki.

Knew they could.She replied.

Kyoya's on to you. He started putting things two and two together yesterday. I texted her.

That was slower than expected.She replied.

"You've gotta be kidding?" Hunny cried, "You mean you guys were faking it this whole time?"

"We didn't have anything else to do." They replied in unison, "We were bored."

"So you decide to mess with our heads and almost condemn the club?" Tamaki asked pissed off.

"We all wanted to play a game." Hikaru replied shrugging.

"All?" Kyoya raised an eyebrow.

"We both wanted to play a game and decided to you guys as pawns." Kaoru corrected his brother. Tamaki started yelling at them incoherently before Kyoya could say another word about it.

The next day the club was back open for business and the twins were more popular than ever before. It did look like their world got a little bigger though. It looked like they might be willing to let Haruhi into their little world as well.