Two Lives Made For Violence: Chapter Thirty Seven: Smart Student
"Well that was fun." Shego said, as they pushed away the wind.
"Yeah I guess, so what's next?"
"Italy!" Shego called back, Kim nodded.
The massive fire burning strongly behind them.
Shego's dream –
Shego looked round; the loud sound of street party surrounded her. How did I end up here? Shego asked her mind, shaking her head; she realized she was lying on the street. Getting up, Shego's jaw dropped at the sight inside the pub in front of her. Her Kimmie, was pole dancing? What the hell?
With caution Shego walked into the bar, familiar faces filled the room. Ron and Drakken were drinking away, all the other villains were too busy gaping at Kim's body. Which Shego could totally understand, but then her possessive side came over, hopping onto the stage, she grabbed Kim's hand, only for it to fade through.
Kim let out an ear piercing laugh, as she watched Shego's futile attempts to drag her away. From what was left of Kim's clothing, the red head started to undo the thin bra.
Just as it was the garment was about to fall off, one of Monkey Fists monkey's jumped into Shego's view, and then another.
"Oi! Move it!" Shego felt herself say, but just as she made her way through the monkeys, she found herself slightly disappointed with the result.
Reality –
"Shego wake up!" Kim's voice echoed in Shego's head. Letting a groan escape her, Shego opened up her eyes to see a frowning Kim.
"Wha?"
"The jet keeps shouting at me." Kim moaned. The jet keeps shouting? Oh… Shego remembered the upgrade.
"You didn't try and take the controls did you?" Shego asked, Kim suddenly went nervous.
"It's a miracle it didn't crash us for you." Shego said sarcastically, getting off the thin mattress that sat on a bench, she walked over to the consol.
"Oh Shego, thank god you're here. This crazy red head-"
"Her name's Kim." Shego spoke for 'the crazy red head'
"Right, Kim tried to land us!"
"Can't blame the girl for trying." Shego said, taking the controls as they soon found themselves above Italy, as Shego landed the jet near a small town called Taranto.
That dream was weird… I need to get laid. Shego summed up in her head.
"Ok princess, first thing we need to do is get disguises."
"Disguises? What for?" Kim asked, but when Shego pointed to a large poster that was framed on a telephone booth, Kim nodded her head as the two continued to walk down the streets of Taranto.
The first stop was at one of Shego's friends, who had planned for them to meet up when Shego was ready. The Villa.
It was too early to send the signal, and the two women needed to be discreet. So they just looked round the beautiful garden, filled with colors of any color you could think of. All trimmed to be an exact fit, if you put a ruler against one of them, there would not even be a petal out of place. What made Shego appreciate it the most was the pool of water, a painting of the garden at the bottom. But for Kim it was the beautiful bronze statue of a woman at the top of the stairs.
Time flied as Kim and Shego explored the garden, and before they knew it stars were out, and guards were asking people to leave. This was the part where Shego took the time to plan the hide out.
Taking a pair of gloves out of her pocket, she walked through a bush filled with thorns, keeping her face well covered, Kim doing the same. But not too happy about it.
"This is not one of your best plans Shego." Kim whispered to Shego, as she got as close to Shego as possible.
"You're just jealous." Shego teased.
"What? How am I jells?" Jells? Oh jealous.
"Cuz I can blend in better." Shego teased
"Oh shut up." Kim huffed.
Eventually once the guards finished their search of the perimeter, they retired to their offices to watch CCTV for the rest of the night.
Shego made her way out, she held one of the thorn bushes out the way for Kim.
"Princess?" She said, holding her hand out in a loving way, her trademark smirk showing. Kim took it as Shego pulled her out of the bush, the thorns failing to keep their hold on Kim's clothing.
Shego approached the bronze statue Kim had loved so much, and put a hand round the woman's left leg, feeling around the hard metal, finally discovering what she wanted, her insane grin spread as she pressed down on the button that had been cleverly hidden.
Fireworks were somehow launched out of the pool, and continued to fly into the sky, exploding into green sparks.
"Cool." Shego chuffed.
"So now what?" Kim asked.
"Now we wait for him to show up." So they were doing this guy a favour and now they had to wait for him as well? Not a great start. To Kim's opinion anyway.
"How long do we have to wait for this guy?" Kim asked.
"Who knows, he's a bit of a procrastinate." Shego replied, sitting down on the steps.
A security guard could be heard approaching, to Kim this was a sign to hide, but to Shego it was a sign to keep still.
"Shego?" The man asked a thick Italian accent on him.
"Yep?" The raven haired woman stood up, a little bit taller than the man.
"It's been too long." The man said with a smile,
"Apparently not long enough to teach you a lesson yet, by the way this is Kim."
"Hi." Kim said politely.
"Oh don't buy the innocent voice she puts on, deep down she's a feisty one." Shego teased. Kim's face heating up.
"Do not worry, I know what it is like to put up with her, after all I did end up going to high school with her."
"Yeah, then he became a successful artist and I became some thief." Shego joked, "so what's this painting about?"
"Well I was about to sell it to a dealer, just before the great revealing, but then he took it off me and is selling it tonight, no credit to me." The Italian puffed.
"Lorenzo, what would ya mama tell you?" Shego put on her own Italian accent. Lorenzo said something in Italian that could only be guessed as a friendly swear word.
"The lucky thing is, there will be a dance, and you and Kim could easily get in. No attention what so ever."
"Yeah two women dancing together, no attention there." Shego said sarcastically.
"Who said anything about two women?" Lorenzo asked with a smirk, this was where Shego's face faltered.
Big fancy mansion –
"This is ridiculous." Shego said through the side of her mouth, the black and green mask covering up her face, and the black and white tux made her feel like Janes Blonde/ James Bond. It was too hard to decide.
"If you keep saying that, it will be." Kim said to her 'partner.' As she walked through the room, her own pink glittery mask covering up her face, but the tight black dress may provide a different distraction for everyone else.
They had been given an invitation from Lorenzo, and how he got hold of one was beyond the two of them with the amount of security round this place.
Shego had been told the exact directions to follow, starting from the dance hall.
Who had a dance hall?
Just as the two were walking through the dance hall, slow dance music starting playing, where Shego and Kim soon found themselves surrounded by dancers.
Fuck, how the hell are we gonna blend in? Shego swore in her mind, but soon the answer shined when Kim took Shego's hands and wrapped one round her waist and held the other up high.
"Kim!" Shego whispered "what are you doing?"
"Blending in, like everyone else is, by dancing!" Oh this was just rich.
"I can't dance!" Shego retorted. Unaware of her body swaying with Kim's, as Kim did a twirl.
"Well you're doing a pretty good job so far!" Suddenly peace started to swarm over Shego, maybe it was because all the other couples noticed the young two dancing. They gave them more space.
Looking round, Shego realized there was barley anyone dancing; they were all looking at her and Shego. Feet don't fuck up now!
Everyone else seemed to sense the passion burning between the two, they watched in awe as the man twisted the girl, and the girl would return and land in his arms.
Oh it was just so cute to watch
Oh it was just so fucked up! Shego cursed, as she felt Kim collapse in her arms again. How long is this song anyway? Clearly Kim seemed to know as she fell back slowly, allowing Shego time to catch the red head.
The song eventually concluded then, as Kim only seemed to realize the audience, as she blushed underneath her mask, but did a curtsey as she nudged Shego to take a bow.
Walking out the room, Shego's stomach couldn't help but send butterflies. Yes she would admit she liked dancing with Kimmie, but to anyone else, it would be the hard shoulder. Who on earth expected Shego, to be dancing? She had a menacing reputation to up hold.
Walking down the corridor, taking a left, then a right, then an up, then a left, the two found themselves in front of a room with just a large painting on the wall. It was a picture of earth, in the hands of millions of people… however that worked out. Shego approached the glass, noting the sensors at each corner, taking the blazer off, she ripped it open to reveal a bunch of tools any thief would own.
Taking a mirror, she placed it in the middle of the glass, and started to gently cut around it, this would have been much easier if she had plasma… she would have to get that sorted out soon.
"Erm Shego?" Kim's voice, grabbing the woman's attention.
"Yeah?" Shego saw Kim's thumb indicating to a 'security off switch' Shego grumbled, Kim pressed it, the red lights of the sensors switching off. Shego smashed the window open, only for several alarms to go off. The windows became locked, and doors shut by themselves, a laser system activating, one of Shego's hairs escaping as it soon disintegrated.
"Did you plan for this?" Kim asked, currently holding one leg in the air, along with an arm stuck away from laser.
"Not entirely… But a bit." Shego said, carefully reaching down to the mirror. Eventually a hand wrapped round the mirror.
Suddenly the door kicked open, as a young man with a clearly fake tan came in.
"Father! The intruders are here!"
"Junior?" Shego said in surprise, accidently changing the mirrors angle to aim at Junior's head, as part of his expensive hair became expensive ash.
"What is it my boy?" An elderly man came in, multiple guards with him.
"Princess, I think it's time we get out of here." Shego said, aiming the mirror to one guard, the laser reflected so fast into the guard that he flew backwards into the other guards. Enough room now for Shego to move, she aimed the lasers away from Kim, as she went over to the window.
"Plasma please!" Kim called out, as Shego's heart stopped beating a bit.
"Junior!" Shego called out "Open the window!" The large man applied with his ex- tutor's instruction. As the window clicked open, the bars moving with it.
Shego grabbed the painting off the wall; quickly she threw it out the window and jumped out the window, Kim following soon. Both were not aware of the distance away from the ground they had.
"Parachute?" Shego asked while falling, as Kim nodded, she aimed her feet towards the ground as the dress's strong material opened up to act as a windcheater, and who said dresses are for girls?
Senior Senior Senior, looked at his son.
"Who was that?" He asked.
"I do not know father," Junior admitted, but once his father turned away he smirked.
And she said she'd never fall in love…
Hehe Junior, not as dumb as he looks huh?