EDIT: For a certain reviewer - re-read it please (changes include the middle around the "ZAP" part - and two words are added near the ending.

thank you )

Peachy

"Holy CRAP this author is lazy!" Link muttered, waving his arms and yawning.

"How long have we been sitting here? Waiting for the stupid story to go on.." Sora questioned monotonously, she groaned and learned back against the too-warm wall of the Fire Temple.

"One, maybe two months." Raven answered in the same tone.

"Guys.." Harry interjected, realizing something.

"What?" Link, Sora, and Raven replied all at the same time. They were so bored they were actually listening to what Harry had to say.

"I think the story's started." He said.

"No way."

"About time!"

"We should sue or something for having to sit here doing nothing all this time." Sora muttered, dusting herself off as she stood up and stretched. A bone cracked and she winced.

"Alright, into the Boss Room!" She jumped forward and onto the platform just before the main battle arena with the wack-a-mole holes. The others joined her, being mindful of the pool of lava covering the base of the room. As they hopped onto the main arena, the platform they had only just stood on shook violently before sinking into the lava. Then the arena itself began to shake, one of the lava holes began spewing forth lava as something rose to it's surface.

"Get ready..." Link warned the others, taking out his sword and shield. Harry held his wand in front of him, his pose stiff and ready to spring into action. Raven got her glare-face ready and Sora ... oh right there she is. Sora was using Link as a shield.

"Darn, guess I took a wrong turn at Albuquerque." A reviewer by the name of Twighlighteye muttered, popping out of the wack-a-mole hole. He looked around quickly, waved to Link and the gang and ducked right back into the hole. After a few minutes of blankly staring at the hole in which the reviewer had come and gone, the group stirred to life again.

"That was weird." Link muttered, he readied his hammer as the rock began to shake again, the hole began to spew lava again, this time however, a piercing cry rang out, followed shortly by Volvagia. The snake-like dragon did a few loops in the air around them, roaring loudly. It's fierce eyes glared at them, claws poised to strike. Then it swooped down, ducking back into the hole.

And so began the game of wack-a-mole.

"It's so cute! I want that dragon!" Giggled Sora happily, rushing up to the next hole that was showing signs of Volvagia's approach. Link caught her by her collar and dragged her back behind him, scowling at her. Holding his hammer tightly, he ran up to the hole, and just as a shape began to emerge from it, he swung down and slammed the hammer into it with all his might.

"LE PAIN!" A voice screamed, and Link realized with a jolt that it was not Volvagia whom he'd hit. A figure staggered out of the hole, rubbing her head furiously.

"What the heck was all that about?" Spoonz muttered irritably. Since Spoonz is a regular reviewer of mine - I can produce a more in-depth analysis of her personality type.

"OMIGOSH LINK Hiiiiiiiiiiiiii!" She screamed, waving her arms excitedly.

"MINE!" Sora howled, jumping in front of Link. He remained standing very still, his expression a Kodak moment, unable to move due to shock.

"Well I didn't come for Link!" Spoonz stuck her tongue out at Sora, "I came for the pretty dragon!"

At this point, pretty dragon had reappeared from behind Spoonz, and breathed a hot steam down her neck. Spoonz winced and shuddered, turning around slowly and coming face to face with the scaly creature.

"I LOVE YOU!" Spoonz jumped the unhappy dragon, it's bright red face turned a pale blue under the pressure of Spoonz's hug; more accurately called a headlock. Volvagia pulled away quickly, gasping for breath and roaring it's irritation.

"I LOVE YOU MORE!" Wolfbain Kohaku screamed, she had also popped out from the wack-a-mole hole and had tackled the now stressed out dragon from behind. Without wasting any time, she tied a chain around Volvagia's neck and hummed as she dragged it away. "My new pet! I'm gonna have to get you spayed, and buy you a dog house. And then we'll listen to some Britney Spears!" she declared, her wide grin just oozing evilness. The dragon's eyes bulged wide open and it let out a girly shriek.

"I am thoroughly wierded out right now." Harry whispered to Raven, who was occupying herself by yo-yoing a small rock using her powers.

"If you think this is weird you should try living at Titan's Tower for a day or two." She replied nonchalantly, shrugging her shoulders.

"MIIIIIIIIIINEEEEE!" Spoonz roared, she conjured up her buddies, little Link, CD Isaac, Gay Isaac, and SC Isaac, "CHARGE!" she ordered them, and the three mauled Wolfbain Kohaku.

Link picked up little Link by his wikkle collar and examined him with interest.

"You're me." Link stated simply. Hanging by his collar a few feet off the ground, little Link was not in a very happy position, but he was in a position where his boots could contact older Link's rather sensitive area at high speed.

Sora sat beside the withering older Link, watching as the reviewers battled for Volvagia, who was constantly trying to escape.

"This is the second boss in a row that we've been able to avoid actually battling. If this keeps up, this trip will be peachy for us." Sora commented.

"P-Peachy...? Y-You cal..l... Th..this... p-peachy!" Link muttered through gritted teeth.

At this point, another Review decided to drop by, this one is fairly new to the story and did not have to put up with my lack of updates for very long.

"I like dragons! Me want dragon toooooo!" Morrigana squealed, running up to Volvagia, who was trying to squirm back into a hole.

"This is getting too hectic." Raven whispered to Harry, "I cant concentrate too well under chaotic conditions..." She backed up against the edge of the platform, as far away from the commotion as possible in the small area.

"Something is really fishy about this whole temple..." Harry replied, his wand was still held ready at his side.

Silverdash also decided to join the party, he kicked open the boss door, running across the lava quickly so as not to burn to ashes, and climbed up to the platform.

"Sorry I was late, I was walking through the temple and I met this really nice Flame Dancer dude who gave me some good pointers about dealing with girls." He said, settling himself down just as Spoonz was attempting a Dragon Ball Z move on Wolfbain. Link (who had recovered) sent a weird look towards Silverdash.

"What exactly did he tell you, might I ask?" Link said monotonously.

"You may not ask him!" Sora fumed, punching Link on the shoulder, "You just wanna know the pointers yourself duncha?"

Link tried to hide his grin, it wasn't very effective.

"Tweedle Dumbass has returned!" Tweedle Dumbass (who has made me feel so guilty for not including him that I went back and edited this chapter.) Entered the room, looking all kick-ass. He hummed happily as he approached the pile of reviewers who were battling, heading for the one who seemed to be winning so far: Spoonz.

"Nice attempt at a DBZ move, I give it 4 magnets out of 5! But check out this move, I give this one 10 Inspiron Dell Notebooks out of 5!" That said, he threw a pokeball in the air, "Pikachu, Thunderbolt!"

ZAP!

It backfired and hit Link.

Black Dragon of destruction had now entered the scene from the door, accompanied by Suicidal Sweety.

"SPOONZ! You set traps for us outside, didn't you?" Suicidal Sweety (by the way, your name really intimidates me) screamed at Spoonz, who was now unsuccessfully trying to create a Chimera out of Little Link, CD Isaac, Gay Isaac, and SC Isaac using the wonderful science of Alchemy. Wolfbain had gotten bored at this point and was playing the part of therapist for a weepy Volvagia.

"Wha? Oh yeah about that... I just wanted the dragon that badly.." Spoonz laughed nervously.

"PH33R THE POW3R OF MY R3V3NG3!" Suicidal Sweety screamed, tackling Spoonz.

Black Dragon of destruction shrugged at the original gang's blank stares.

"We nearly lost Traiden along the way in the bear trap. He's dragging the dragon away right now." Black Dragon indicated to where Volvagia was being carted away by Traiden.

Suicidal Sweety and Spoonz both paused their fighting, SS's foot was pushed up against Spoonz's face and Spoonz was in the middle of pulling out SS's hair.

"That's my dragon!" Both yelled at the same time, attacking Traiden, who used Volvagia as a shield.

"Hi I'm Jolt." Jolt - another reviewer of mine - pipped up happily from the door. He stepped down onto the platform and spoke to the other reviewers.

"I demand the dragon now, or I will get very VERY mad." Jolt spoke, his expression happy and carefree.

"Yeah well too bad, my dragon." Spoonz declared, headlocking Volvagia again.

"I KILL YOU!" Jolt roared, scaring even Volvagia. He hunched over, a weird glow emitting from him as he transformed into a demon dragon known as Kaiser (© to SSJ-Jolt). Now if you've learned anything from what's happened so far, or have not fallen asleep yet, turning yourself into a dragon when everyone around you is fighting for a dragon isn't the best thing for you.

The reviewers around him stared blankly.

"What?" Kaiser growled.

"Mine?" Replied Spoonz.

"Uh oh..."

Have you ever watched football? Yes well at this point, Kaiser was feeling like a football with all those reviewers piled up on him.

Attention now drawn away from Volvagia, the dragon saw it's opportunity to run away, it began to crawl towards the lava when it's long snout collided with a boot. (Drum roll please)

Dun dun dun dun da NA!

It is RANMA HIBIKI! Able to edit my stories at the speed of light and give me ideas for ruling the world - he's the amazing CO-AUTHOR!

Volvagia roared, clearly pissed off. Ranma Hibiki roared right back, so loud and so fierce he not only attracted everyone's attention but also scared the wits out of Volvagia.

"MINE!" He yelled joyfully, grabbing hold of Volvagia's tail and dragging the poor dragon backwards out the door.

"Hey no wait a minute! That's my dragon!" Sora whined, running up to Ranma Hibiki. He turned around, a look of such evil in his eyes that Sora skidded to a stop.

"Sexy no Jutsu! Link version!" He yelled out, using Naruto's oh-so-famous Jutsu. A small puff on smoke followed, and as it dispersed, revealed RH's new form, a very nekkid Link.

Sora stood no chance, she fainted and fell backwards; defeated.

Ranma Hibiki changed back to his normal form, smirked his victory and dragged a very terrified Volvagia away.

Everyone else was frozen in shock, except for (a somewhat toasty) Link.

"I'm pretty hot aren't I?" Link smirked, glancing at the fallen, twitchy Sora.

Explination:

SSJ-Jolt's character turns into a demon dragon when he's mad - he said so.

Twighlighteye's bug's bunny line idea was Twighlighteye's and not mine.

Ranma hibiki was the one who gave me the cameo idea, and also the first to ask for the dragon. so he gets it.

Notes:

--- I had to guess everyone's character so i am sorry if ur personality doesn't match what's in here.

--- Next chapter will explain why the Fire Temple was so wierd and insane.

As always, all manner of reviews are welcomed - even if u wanna sing about Algeria. (spoonz)

Hope u enjoyed this, and I'll try and make next chapter come sooner...