A/N: The last Fixin' It with Soos short, remember, I came up with additional short which I will put up sometime next week...
Chapter 35: Fixin' It With Soos: Men's Dorm
(Rolls Fixin' it With Soos)
"Today I undertake the biggest thing I have ever fixed." Said Soos, "I have fixed many things but nothing this big."
It cut to outside Fairy Woods AKA the Men's dorm of Fairy Tail. It was completely wrecked,
Natsu, Gray, Elfman, Gajeel and Gildarts all stood in a line looking guilty. While Soos talked with Makarov.
"So Makarov." Said Soos, "What happened."
"I think all know the answer to that." Said Makarov.
It cut to Natsu, Gray, Elfman and Gajeel all having a brawl on the first floor.
"You want something ice princess!" yelled Natsu.
"You think you're big stuff don't you Salamander!" yelled Gajeel.
"None of you are real men!" yelled Elfman.
That was when the broke open and Gildarts walked in.
"Having another fight?" asked Gildarts with a shrug.
IT cut back to Soos and Makarov.
"This is why we don't have a men's dorm back in Earthland." Said Makarov.
"Why are we here again?" muttered Gajeel.
'Since you five did the damage your punishment will be helping Soos fix the building." Said Makarov.
"Oh come on!" yelled Natsu.
"Seriously." Said Gray.
"It's either that or a little project I've been toying around with…" said Makarov with an evil smile.
None of them liked the look on his face.
"What is it?" asked Gildarts.
"Why a calendar of you wearing outfits!" said Makarov, "Outfits that make the punishment game from the last race seem masculine."
Gray, Natsu and Gajeel all began to shiver.
"You're kidding…" said Elfman.
"Looks like we have no choice." Sighed Gildarts.
"What?" asked Soos who was out of the loop.
"I'll explain later." Said Makarov with a laugh.
"I see…" said Soos, "Anyway once we're done Makarov will rate it on the Awesomeometer."
"So you think you can handle your biggest task yet?" asked Makarov.
"I can!" yelled Soos.
There were a ton of explosions.
Over the explosions this could be heard.
"What is he doing?" asked Gajeel's voice.
"You hadn't seen this show before, have you?" asked Elfman's voice.
"I have better things to do online." Said Gajeel's voice.
"Yeah, watching cat videos." Said Natsu's voice.
"Hey!" yelled Gajeel.
And so the building began. Soos stood in front of the camera with Natsu and Gildarts by his side.
"All right! Gajeel is in charge of hammering." Said Soos, "Elfman is in charge of heavy lifting and Gray will help both of them. "
"What about us?" asked Natsu.
"You're my assistants." Said Soos.
"What?" asked Natsu.
"Don't argue with him, our magic sucks when it comes to building things." Pointed out Gildarts.
"Fine… only because I don't want to dress in drag again." Said Natsu.
"That's the spirit!" said Soos, "Wait did you just said "Dress in drag again"?"
Natsu panicked a little.
"No…" said Natsu.
"Remember I'll explain later!" called out Makarov off-screen.
"Please don't." muttered Natsu.
"He's doing to tell it, don't try to fight it." Said Gildarts.
"How do you know about it?" asked Natsu.
"Everyone in Fiore knows about that issue." Pointed out Gildarts.
Natsu started pouting.
"So what are we supposed to be doing again?" asked Gildarts.
"Just general helping! Time Cut!" said Soos.
IT cut to the finished dorm, looking good.
"So we're done?" asked Gray.
"I don't' know, but I think there can be more!" said Soos.
"What?" asked Gajeel.
"Unleash my power!" yelled Soos.
Soos started glowing multi-colored lights as he unleashed his power.
"Do we have to?" asked Elfman.
"Since there's five you I was thinking of making October and December group shots." Said Makarov off-screen, "What with Halloween and Christmas…"
"Let's go make this place awesome!" said Gray in panic mode (much like how when he got Erza really angry).
"Aye!" said Natsu in the same state.
"That centerfold really messed them up. "said Elfman.
"Yeah." Said Gildarts.
That was when it showed Soos in front of differently colored background.
"Abracadabra! Alakazam! Bippity boppity boo!" said Soos.
It cut to the Dorm having an awesome mural. Of course the guild mark was incorporated and it also had dragons of course.
"Oh that's not the best part!" said Soos.
It cut to them inside.
The walls were padded.
"This way when they fight the walls with absorb the impact" said Soos.
"That's actually a great idea!" said Makarov, "So I'm sure you have learned your lesson. "
None of the 5 answered.
All five of them went to their rooms.
"SO what's the score?" asked Soos.
"10 out of 10." Said Makarov.
"Yes!" cheered Soos.
Both of them stood silently.
"So when do you think I'll lave to do this again?" asked Soos.
"It will probably take longer, Elfman's moving out soon." Pointed Makarov.
"So what's the deal about the punishment game again?" asked Soos.
Makarov laughed and but it cut off before he could explain.
It was better that way… it was better to save some of their dignity after all.
Next Time: Mabel recounts the time they all went on a family picnic. Nothing could go wrong with that, right? Right...