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Last time, on Total Drama Chaos! The six remaining campers participated in a classic relay-style Gauntlet! Gwen secured first place, AND an unknown reward. In a classic Brains VS Brawns bottom two, Eva and Noah were the losers and thus the only ones up for elimination. It looked like Eva was going home, before Justin nobly forfeited from the game! We're down to five, and we're taking a little trip to our favorite resort! What shenanigans will we be up to there? Find out right now, on the most relaxed episode yet of Total! Drama! Chaos!
Chris stood on a dock, though it was not the shoddy one home to Wawanakwa. No, it was a fancy, well built dock made of oak. "Welcome back to Playa De Losers!" The host grinned, "today, we'll be giving our final 5 a break as they head to the Fancy Hotel one last time. But we're not interested in what they're doing there, we're interested in whats going on here! So, let's take a gander!
The camera panned over the Playa, showing all the campers doing various activities. It zoomed in on the buffet table, where Cameron, Owen, Izzy and Staci were all relaxing.
"Marvelous!" Cameron gasped, looking at a cookie, "it looks just like the face of Albert Einstein!"
"Ooh, let me see, let me see!" Izzy grinned, yanking the cookie out of Cameron's hands. She gasped, "oh my God! Albert, buddy, what are you doing stuck in a cookie!" She began shaking it violently, crumbs of Cookie Albert flying out in all directions.
Owen, pausing from the hotdog he was eating, opened his mouth to catch all the crumbs.
"Stop, Izzy!" Cameron cried out in panic, "I could probably sell that to some sap for a lot of money! Give it here!" However, his mild phobia of the crazy chick made sure he didn't actually touch her, just hand out his hand impatiently.
Izzy, obliging, tossed the cookie to Cameron.
Cameron reached out to catch it, but was intercepted by Owen, who had suddenly got the reflexes of a goddamned gazelle. He hit the dirt with the cookie in his mouth, chewing happily.
"NOOO!" Cameron fell to his knees.
"Yah, my great-great uncle was Albert Einstein. Before him, people didn't know all the science-y stuff he discovered, yah…" Staci preened before shoving another cookie in her already overstuffed mouth
"Um, but your accent is clearly Slovakian, and Einstein was German," Cameron pointed out.
Staci seemed not to hear him and awkwardly ate another cookie.
Nearby, lounging on pool chairs, were DJ, DJ's bunny, B, Lindsay and Tyler. DJ and B were on their own chairs, while Lindsay was snoozing happily on Tyler's chest. All four were clad in their swimsuits.
Tyler sighed happily, pulling his girlfriend close to him as she snored lightly, "Man, being back here is the BEST!"
The two darker skinned guys next to him jumped, and Lindsay's eyes fluttered at his loud shout.
"Tyler, I was sleeping!" Lindsay pouted, nuzzling her face back into his chest.
Tyler giggled at the inadvertent ticking Lindsay was causing him, "Hee-hee, sorry babe, I'm just so happy I'm here with you!"
Lindsay turned a rosy pink, "awwww you are like….the SWEETEST." She drew herself up to eye level and the two started making out.
Both DJ and B looked uncomfortable by this, but the gentle giant refocused his attention back to the camera.
"Yeah, getting voted off kinda early stung a bit, especially when I didn't do anything wrong or nothing," he admitted a slight frown on his face, "but hey, more time to spend here, so thats fine with me!"
The camera shifted to B, who shrugged. He then put on a pair of sunglasses and reclined with his hands behind his head, smiling cooly.
Over in the main pool, Lightning performed a triple backflip and land in the pool in a perfect dive. He surfaced, spitting out a stream of water, and smirked at Bridgette, who was sitting at the steps of the pool with Geoff, both dangling their feet in the water. "Beat that, surfer girl!"
Bridgette rolled her eyes playfully. "He's been trying to beat my signature dive for a whole week now." She extricated herself from Geoff's chuckling self and climbed the pool ladder.
"Alright, let's do this!" Bridgette smirked, steadying herself at the edge. She bent her knees to jump, but slipped on the wet surface and went flying off, her added momentum from the slip causing her to do a quintuple back flip and land right on her feet.
She surfaced, spluttering water.
"SHA-DAMN IT!" Lightning cried in fury as he climbed up the ladder once more, fuming.
Geoff chuckled and looked at the camera, "she's slipped every single time, haw haw. Gnar gnar…" He then grinned up at Bridgette as she sat down next to him, dripping wet. "Nailed it, babe." He then turned to the camera, "getting voted off that far in was kind of a bummer, but hey, its all good! Now I'm here and this place is so radical, man! Woohoo!"
Bridgette chuckled at her boyfriend, "yeah, I wasn't happy when I found out Noah was the one who stabbed me in the back, especially since I thought we were all friends…" a small frown donned her usually kind face, "but I make it a point not to hold grudges against people, so all is forgiven…kinda."
The camera zoomed in on Lightning's face. "Funnily enough," the jock said between pants as he viciously climbed the long ladder, "the Lightning ain't too mad about him getting eliminated. In fact, I think it was rigged! That stupid wheel knew Lightning would ace the competition with no opposition, so in order to keep things interesting they kicked Lighting out." The jock scoffs, finally reaching the top of the ladder, "Lightning shoulda known he'd be too good for the reality TV show biz!" He goes to do jump, but slips and ends up doing the same thing Bridgette did.
The camera pans down and to the right. We see Katie, Sadie, Sierra, Cody, and Duncan taking up every one of the bar seats.
"Oh my God, and then the cop was like yeah right those aren't hams!" Sadie babbled, "then he totally tried to feel me up my boobs, but Katie attacked him with her totally fetch handbag! We spent two weeks in Juvie for that!"
"Ooh, so you spent a little time in Juvie." Duncan mocked, waving his arms and putting on a scared tone. Said tone stopped when he crossed his arms and rolled his eyes, "fourteen days in the junior slammer? Thats nothing. Try two and a half years. I was on a first name basis with all the guards!"
Cody took a sip from his virgin margarita, "and you're bragging about this why, exactly?"
Duncan blinked, "uhh…" he scratched his head, "geeze, why am I bragging about that?" He chuckled.
"It's okay Sadie," Katie put a comforting hand on Sadie's arm, "the big scary criminal guy can be more badass than us. You're still the most badass BFFFL I've ever had!"
"Aw," Sadie gushed, "right back at you!"
"Awww!"
"Awww!"
"Awwwwwwwwww!"
"AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!"
"Awwwwww, my ears!" Sierra whined as she covered them, pouting, "will you two BE QUIET ALREADY?!" She yelled the last part, making the two girls scream in surprise and fall into the water, causing quite the splash.
"My virgin margarita!" Cody cried in anguish as about three gallons of pool water splashed in his two quart cup.
"Hee-hee, it's okay Codykins, I'll get you another one," Sierra practically purred as she mashed Cody's face into her breasts. He gave a noise someone between protest and contentment.
Duncan just stared at the camera as if to say: "Why the hell am I stuck here?"
Anne Maria sighed happily as she cuddled against Justin. The two were currently in the hot tub, accompanied by Mike and Zoey. The four were chatting amicably.
Anne Maria looked to the camera as the three continued chatting away. "Me? Hanging out with Red? Yea, I didn't think so either. Ah well, once I got my own man I could get my stupid jealousy out of the way and see the two of them are pretty cool people. I mean, yeah, they're both kinda losers, but they're nice, which is hard to find in my hometown."
"It's still just a shame about Kasimar," Zoey lamented, snapping Anne Maria back into the conversation.
"Huh?" Justin asked in his silky smooth voice, "I thought we kicked him off and he agreed to keep quiet."
Mike frowned, "yeah, that's what I thought too, but he wrote a clause on the back of the contract I signed that stated that everything stated in the contract would be null and void should he be eliminated before the Final 10. Lo and behold, he got 13th, so he's still kicking around, causing trouble."
"Fortunately," Zoey added quickly, lifting her arms out of the hot water to adjust the flower in her hair, "Mike's on the verge of a solution!"
"Oh?" Anne Maria asked, "it better not hurt my Vito, not that he's any better than my Justin-baby!" She added without a second thought, cooing up at her boyfriend. "It'd just be a shame to see such a nice guy disappear like that."
Mike and Zoey raised their eyebrows at the word "nice" but offered no further comment.
"Oh no," Mike was quick to console the Jersey Girl, "I don't want any of them to disappear, not even Kasimar. They're all too much of a part of me, and I've come to accept that. That's why I'm thinking about, at least for these next couple years, setting up a rotation. There's me, Chester, Svetlana, Vito, Manitoba, Kasimar and Amelia, so that's seven of us. There's seven days in a week, so we each get a day a week."
Justin and Anne Maria shared uncertain glances, "that doesn't sound like a very good long-term solution…" Justin finally told him.
"I know," Mike admitted, "but having six alters is nearly unheard of in the medical field, and every doctor I've seen said by the time I'm an adult most of them should sort of just…become a part of me, if that makes sense?"
"Mike was pretty badly abused as a kid, and sometimes when a child's mind is so messed up, it forms other personalities…I think…" Zoey added, faltering a little at the end, before her eyes widening, "oh crap! Mike, I'm so sorry, about your parents!" She stood up in the hot tub, covering her mouth in horror. Most of the other contestants outside looked up in alarm.
"Easy, easy," Mike chuckled, lowering his girlfriend back into the water, "it's okay. Besides, I'm living with Zoey now so it's all good."
"Who do you think will stay an alter and who won't?" Anne Maria asked.
Mike's face grew a little glum at the thought, "well, if we're being honest I've always felt most connected with Chester, and well, to be honest, Kasimar. The others are sure we three have been there since practically the beginning, so I wouldn't be surprised if I'm right."
"Besides," Zoey giggled, "I can handle a crabby old man. And, Kasimar has agreed to tone down his mischief in turn for willing free time."
"Yeah, so all's looking up." Mike grinned, kissing Zoey on the top of her head, making her giggle.
"That's good to hear," Justin said genuinely.
"Enough about me, though, what's up with you guys?" Mike asked curiously.
Anne Maria's face broke out into a grin, "Justy-baby is gonna hook me up with some of his modeling agents!" She put an arm behind her head and winked, "I'm gonna make me the big bucks!"
Justin chuckled, "yeap, pretty much it."
"It must be nice to get paid for being pretty." Mike chuckled.
"Not gonna argue there, my man. Not gonna argue."
"Dakota," the camera guy sighed, "we need to see what's up with you. C'mon out."
The camera was currently pointed at a room. Said room was a contestants room. A plaque with the name "Dakota" hung on the door.
The door opened just a little, and Sam's awkward face peeked out. "Uh…she doesn't want to see you guys…"
"C'mon, we just need to see who she wants two win and-"
"SCREW OFF!" Came a shout from inside the room. Sam winced apologetically.
"Maybe you guys can come back later?" The gamer offered.
"Ugh, fine." The camera turned around and ran straight into Ezekiel, who hit the ground in a heap.
"Whoa, didn't see you there, sorry." Ezekiel apologized. The homeschooler looked a little worse for wear, pallet still pallid and all, but he looked happy. "How am I doing? Alright, eh. Chris allowed for the doctor to come visit me here so I could still be around people while I finish my therapy." He stood up and dusted himself off, "I'm actually running a bit late for my next appointment, so I gotta go. I'll talk to you guys later, okay?"
The camera jilted up and down, and Ezekiel gave them a thumbs up before dashing off.
The camera was now in the elevator, going up, when it stopped and dinged. The doors opened and Scott stood there. His face instantly soured. "Oh, great." He snapped as he walked in, "who dragged tie paparazzi here?" His face grew annoyed as he looked directly at the camera. "Yes, this season sucked! My strategy was great until that little twerp had to go and spoil it. Then I got kicked off! It was bull! I had the whole racist theme going until a tragic backstory with my pa and not knowing any better to pull sympathy."
"You really think that would've worked?" The camera man asked skeptically.
Scott flushed, "well…er…duh! It was great! Y-you're just jealous you didn't think of it first!"
The elevators 'dinged' open and Scott ran out, sobbing about meanie faces.
The doors shut and the elevator continued upwards, eventually opening out onto the roof, where a sunny paddock lay with several chairs and a fire pit. Currently Alejandro and Heather were in one of those chairs, deep in a make-out session. The camera watched them for a good fifteen seconds, hoping they would notice the other presence. They didn't, so the cameraman cleared his throat.
You would've thought the others lips had turned to acid with how fast the two villains pried themselves off each other.
Heather turned a deep crimson as she took in the camera, "w-what the hell are you guys doing here?" she snapped, smoothing her ruffled hair and adjusting her clothes.
Alejandro was more laid back and winked at the camera, "it's the final five, mi amor, they've come to interview us. I thought you knew."
Heather glared at her secret-not-so-secret boyfriend, "you knew this and still let me drag you up here?" she started, "I mean, uh, you pestered me until I finally came up here with you? You're such a creep!"
Alejandro just rolled his eyes so they were facing the camera, "charming as ever, isn't she?"
Heather punched him in the arm, "oh, shut up!"
Alejandro grinned mischievously as he rubbed his now sore arm, "well, this season was alright. Not quite as fun as World Tour, mind you, but fun nonetheless. I admit to getting, er, distracted when Heather was voted off, and I cannot hold grudges against my teammates for voting me out when I was so unpleasant."
"Speaking of my elimination," Heather added in, venom dripping in every syllable, "that was BULLSHIT! We would've OWNED this game!"
"Did you say 'we'?" Alejandro asked, his smirk growing wider.
Heather looked like she was about to protest, but relented. "Yeah, we, jerk."
"I love it when she gets all affectionate." Alejandro told the camera, causing Heather to blush again.
"Anyways," she stammered, "my elimination was so rigged by Chris. I know it."
"Actually," came a squeaky voice from off-camera, "Chris was most upset when you and Lightning were eliminated. He thought it was a real drama suck. In fact, he even considered ceasing the use of the W.I.D.O.W.E.R completely, but decided against it."
The camera turned to see Dawn, in the lotus position at the ledge of the roof, meditating and eyes closed.
"Jeeze! How long have you been here?" Heather demanded.
"I was here when you two came up," Dawn said in her usual calm voice, though she did open an eye and smile slightly, "my, I never realized how passionate you two were until the morning."
Heather groaned and face-planted into the cushiony chair, while Alejandro just laughed.
The camera now focused on Dawn, who opened both her eyes as she smiled at it, "ah yes, I can safely say this season was much better than the last season. Barely any hurt animals, though I think Scott did get a bit beat up," she chuckled a little, "but I met a wonderfully complex guy who's so sweet to me. And I made a bunch of friends!" Her smile widened, "now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to get back to meditating."
Finally, as the camera went back down the elevator, it opened up into the main room, where there were many arcade games, comfy chairs and couches, vending machines and snack machines. There was also a large Flat Screen TV hung on the wall, where the ex-campers were required to watch the rough-cut episode of Total Drama Chaos before it aired.
Sitting at the largest table were the last five contestants to be seen so far: Jo, Brick, LeShawna, Trent and Beth. The five were currently in the midst of a "high-stakes" poker game.
The camera closed in on the five as they surveyed each other suspiciously.
Brick and Trent's piles of chips were very small. LeShawna's was only a bit bigger. Jo had a decent chunk of chips, but it was clear who was currently winning the game.
"I'M GOING ALL IN!" Beth declared, pushing a mountain of chips into the center of the pile.
"Oh-ho, hell no." Trent threw down his cards instantly.
"I have to agree with Trent," Brick nodded, also throwing down his cards.
"You're on!" Jo, never one to back down from a challenge, threw her remaining chips into the pile.
LeShawna shrugged, "whatever, I'm done with this game anyways." She threw her chips in too.
"And reveal!" Brick ordered, and the three girls laid down their cards.
Jo had three jacks and two eights.
LeShawna had two two's and two eights.
Beth had a royal flush, ten through ace in the club suit.
"Looks like I win again!" The farm girl grinned, scooping all the chips to her side of the table.
"Gah! Screw this stupid game! There's no luck, just skill!" Jo spat, kicking her chair behind her and storming off.
LeShawna sighed and got up, "no that this wasn't fun and all, but I'm gonna go head to the buffet table."
The camera followed LeShawna and Jo down the hall.
"Yeah," LeShawna smirked, "I acted like a jerk so I could get my butt kicked off in the first couple of challenges. Can you blame me? Once I realized we'd be staying here again, not in some shitty aftermath studio, I couldn't get myself kicked off soon enough! You really think I wanna play another game of survive the crazy, Extended Version? Pfft," the sister waved her hand dismissively, "nah, I'll take the relation, thanks. I'm glad my baby Harold is in though, he better win!"
"Pfft," Jo scoffed, "unlike you I actually played the game! I would've won too, if Dakota hadn't cheated in that virtual fight challenge! She's lucky she's been hiding out in her room!" She cracked her knuckles, "cause when I findher…I'm gonna…I'm gonna…I'M GONNA!"
The camera cut to static as Jo started viciously beating the air and swearing profusely.
Now back in the poker room, the camera focused on Trent.
"Yeah, getting eliminated was a bit of a bummer, but I accepted it," the musician shrugged, "I had a good run and made some awesome friends, so I can't complain too much…besides, Kasimar and Dakota are long gone, so as long as neither of them win it's all good…" a slight frown formed on his face, "though it might be nice if Courtney and Eva left soon."
"Mph, I wish I had made it further," Beth sighed, counting her chips, "but no, I got cut for being weak! It was only like one challenge! I didn't even do that badly!"
"Mm, you can thank Jo for that," Brick grimaced, "ah well, maybe next season!"
"I dunno, I heard some people talking about how this was the last season," the small girl seemed downtrodden, "guess I get 16th, 2nd and 39th…"
"I got 11th, 13th, and 12th, so thats kinda funny." Trent chuckled.
Beth looked at him. "No. No it isn't. You're a bad person."
Trent just looked at the camera, wide-eyed.
"Kidding!" Beth giggled.
It was now night time, and the campers were all sitting up on the roof of the Playa de Losers, even the likes of Dakota and Scott had been forced to attend. No one was speaking, as they were waiting for Chris to arrive. A fire crackled merrily in the fire pit.
And arrive he did. The door to the elevator dinged open and the host walked happily out on to the rooftop, "ah, its a bit chilly," he noted, walking up to the fire and warming his hands.
"Stop wasting my time," Jo barked impatiently, "what did you call us here for?"
"Ah, Jo, obnoxious as ever," Chris noted, still focused on the fire, "but I supposed you are right, I do need to tell you all what you're here for. You all will state who you want to win the most out of the five remaining campers: Eva, Gwen, Noah, Courtney and Harold. The person who receives the most votes from you thirty two campers will receive an advantage in the next round. We'll start in order of elimination, so Staci, that's you."
"Wait a minute," DJ interrupted, looking around, "where's Blainley at? She was a contestant too…"
"Blainley sued to get out of her contract." Chris told him, "I don't like her, so I didn't even bother, I just let her go. She has other off-screen Total Drama duties, don't you worry your pretty little face."
DJ frowned, "I wasn't wor-"
"ANYWAYS, Staci, your vote, please." Chris interrupted the gentle giant.
"Hmm…" Staci tapped her hand to her chin, "I guess I gotta go with Gwen, yah. She's pretty cool, I wish I was cool…"
Chris motioned for the people to keep talking without him having to interrupt, so they did.
"I gotta go with Harold," Beth admitted, nudging her glasses with her hand, "I still remember that sweet kiss back in Total Drama Action we shared!"
LeShawna glared daggers at the farm girl, but offered no other comment on her comment, "I too vote for MY sweet baby Harold. Boy's gotta win, though its a tough toss up between him and my home girl Gwen."
"Harold gets my vote as well. Nerds unite!" Cameron chuckled, before wincing, "ow, the vibrations of laughing hurt my spine," he told anyone who cared, which turned out to be nobody.
Sierra sighed over dramatically, "well, since my Codykins isn't in the top five, I guess I gotta go for the next best thing. Gwen's definitely out, because she's a Cody stealer. Noah too because all the Total Drama fans want him to become a Cody stealer. I gotta vote for Eva because she's just so cool, and she's the least appreciated out of the remaining five!" The stalker let out a snort of laughter, "Ee-hee, go hipster me!"
B tapped his chin for a minute, then pulled out a note that said: "Tough call between Noah and Gwen, but I gotta go with Gwen."
"Huh-huh," Sam chuckled, "I gotta vote for Noah. Dude can prove that gamers rock!"
"I hate them all, but at least Courtney is pretty hot." Scott shrugged his shoulders, "so I guess my vote would go to her. If you see this…" he winked at the camera and made a "call me" sign.
Zoey smiled, "I will definitely vote Gwen, she's super nice when you get to know her, and deep down she's actually a really good person!"
"Oh my god, definitely Gwen, she's the bestest!" Katie agreed happily. Sadie looked to be in great pain not to be able to immediately agree with her BFFL.
"Gwen's cool," DJ agreed, "but Harold's my pick. Dude's really chill, and I still feel bad at what I did to him back in the first season. Not cool, me…"
"Gwen, if thats even a question," Bridgette laughed lightly as she leaned against her boyfriend. "Courtney and Eva don't deserve to win, and while I've forgiven Noah for voting me off…well, he still voted me off. Harold's cool, but I'm better friends with Gwen. Easy choice."
Anne Maria blew on her nails, "I think I'll vote for muscle girl. Gotta keep up that feminism, y'know?"
"Definitely Eva!" Lightning cheered, "girl has game, baby! She might even be tougher than Lightning, and Lightning ain't EVER said that before…like…EVER!"
Heather looked like she was sucking a sour lemon, "I can't believe I have to choose between Little Miss Gothy, B-I-T-C-H, Psycho Woman, Snarky Egg and Harold…just…ugh!"
"You still have to pick," Chris reminded, growing impatient.
"Yeah, yeah, I know…I guess I'll have to go with…Harold, as much as it revolts me to say it."
"I disagree with mi amor, I think out of the remaining contestants Courtney deserves to win. I believe Heather would see that too if she just wouldn't let her personal grudges get in the way." He ignored the death glare he was receiving from said girl.
"Voting for Gwen, obviously," Duncan smirked, "though it pains me to see her struggling without me there."
"Aw Duncan, that's so romantic!" Owen belched, then giggled, "I gotta vote for my little buddy Noah, though! I'm so proud of him for making it this far! Haw haw, he's just so great!"
"I vote for Gwwwwwwwww-" Cody started, but seeing the hurt and anger in Sierra's eyes, quickly changed his mind, "wwwww-oah!" he fake coughed a couple times, "erh herm, Noah, I mean! Good ol Noah, we're great buddies! We even ate bad tacos together once! Hehe, definitely Noah!"
"I so agree with Katie! She's so right! So rad! So AMAZING!" Sadie sprayed spit onto Beth, who shrieked and ran around.
Dawn retained her composure when the camera focused on her, but a light pink dusted her cheeks as she spoke, "I vote for Noah, obviously. Who else was I going to vote for?"
"He is so rubbing off on you," Brick laughed at Dawn, who smiled back, now red. "As for me," he turned to the camera, "I definitely gotta vote for Eva. I may not be too fond of her, but I know a worthy soldier when I see one."
Geoff smiled his usual laid-back smile, "Gwen's gotta win it, dudes! She's like…the coolest, huh," he gave a laid-back chuckle, "well, 'cept for my little Bridge, haha."
Mike didn't know who to pick, "I guess I pick Harold, because he's my buddy and reminds me of Cam."
Izzy sighed, "grr, this is so tough! I never thought I'd have two members of Team E-Scope to choose from! Er…uh…hmm…jeez…well I vote Noah, only because I think he would benefit from the advantage more than Eva would."
Trent shrugged, "I think I'll vote for Harold, only since he's a nice guy and didn't have anything to do with getting me kicked off."
"I agree with Brick-for-Brains, Eva's the toughest competitor left. She'll chew those morons up and spit 'em out." Jo said confidently, "no doubt in my mind about that one."
Lindsay frowned, "I thought I would vote for Eva, but she totally voted me out and we were like, friends and stuff! Way to pull a Heather!" She had to be calmed down by Tyler, "well, I guess I'll vote for Gwen then, because she was pretty nice to me, especially when Dakota was being mean!'
"Harold was always good to me, eh," Ezekiel shrugged, "so its a pretty easy choice for me to make."
"GO NOAH!" Tyler whooped, "you're gonna nail it, bro!"
Dakota scowled, "I guess I'll vote for Courtney, only since she was the only one that seems mildly upset when I actually left."
Justin smirked at the salty Dakota, "Gwen's gonna win it, I have full confidence in her."
Chris let out a whistle, "wow, so Harold and Gwen pretty much blew the other three out of the water, but Gwen is still the clear winner! She'l receive the advantage in the next challenge."
Everyone got up to leave, but Chris quickly pulled out his airhorn and gave it a quick blast.
"Hold up, hold up, I'm not done yet!" Chris yelled at them, "sheesh, take a chill pill why don't you guys. I haven't revealed the biggest twist of all!"
"Biggest twist?" Scott repeated skeptically, "what, are you gonna have us vote a camper off like you did last time there was an episode featured here?"
"That's exactly what I'm going to do!" Chris grinned.
"Wait, so we can actually vote someone off? With no bullshit like last time?" Heather squinted suspiciously, "what's the catch?"
"No catch," Chris admitted, "but, as the winner of the Gauntlet last episode, Gwen is safe from any votes and thus cannot be eliminated."
Duncan high-fived Geoff, who looked equally as excited for his bad-attituded-brother.
"Now, to keep things short and sweet, we're doing this TDA-finale style and having you just write it on a piece of paper and stick it in a jar. I'll quickly read up the votes and see who is going home."
Everyone went up to Chris and collected a scrap of paper, then waited as a pen was passed around. Once everyone had written their vote, Chris threw them all in the jar and pulled them out one by one.
"Hmm…very interesting…" Chris smirked, reading the least vote. He then put all the votes back in the jar, took out a lighter, and lit the paper inside on fire. It burned to a crisp, then he hucked the ashes off the roof, still in the jar. "Now…it wasn't even a close vote, but it came down to two: Courtney and Eva. The one who got the most votes was…
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Courtney!"
No one really seemed surprised, and Duncan let out a small "yes!".
"So, Courtney is eliminated…or would be, had your guys's votes actually counted, haha!"
Instant outcry reached the hosts's ears, such as "what?", "why'd you waste our time?", "You smell!", "I'm gonna rip your goddamn balls off!", "Darn, I so wanted Courtney gone!" and many others pressed at the hosts eardrums. Chris, now super annoyed, blasted his airhorn once again. It didn't work, so he just put his finger down on the trigger and held it there. Yawning, he waited for the message to finally sink in. Once it was quiet, he continued.
"Now, the reward to the person you want to win most is going through, but you won't be eliminating a camper. We already did that in season one, and I don't ever recycle material," Chris preened, "All new, all good, all the time, baby."
"Uhh, haven't you been reusing old challenges all season?" Cameron asked hesitantly.
Chris, saying nothing, calmly walked over to the nerd, grabbed him by the scruff of his maroon hoodie, and hurled him off the edge of the roof.
Gasps and screams arose from the campers until they heard him splash into the pool, spluttering and wheezing.
Chris smiled, "that's better!" he turned to the camera, smiling, "Gwen now has an advantage next challenge, what will it be? It seems Courtney is disliked by her fellow peers! Harold is still under the radar, and Noah and Eva are still obnoxious as ever! Who's going home next and joining these losers here, in the most dramatic episode yet? Find out next time, on Total! Drama! Chaos!
Votes (All Null):
Courtney: Beth, LeShawna, Sierra, Sam, Katie, Bridgette, Heather, Owen, Sadie, Geoff, Izzy, Trent, Jo, Lindsay, Tyler, Justin.
Eva: Staci, Cameron, B, DJ, Cody, Dawn, Ezekiel, Dakota.
Noah: Zoey,Lightning, Alejandro, Mike.
Harold: Scott, Anne Maria, Brick.
Gwen: N/A
Elimination Order: Blainley, Staci, Beth, LeShawna, Cameron, Sierra, B, Lindsay (1), Sam, Izzy (1), Scott, Zoey, Katie, DJ, Bridgette, Anne Maria, Lightning, Heather, Alejandro, Duncan, Owen, Cody, Sadie, Dawn, Brick, Geoff, Mike, Izzy (2), Kasimar, Trent, Jo, Lindsay (2), Ezekiel, Tyler, Dakota, Justin.
Final Five: Courtney, Harold, Noah, Gwen, Eva.
So yeah, fun little bonus chapter for you guys! I bet some of you are bummed out and relieved by the fake out, but I never planned for there to be an elimination this chapter. It was just to add a bit of drama!
Anyways, think we can hit 785 reviews this chapter? That'd be dope!
Review questions:
- What do you think Gwen's reward will be?
- Are you upset that the elimination didn't go through?
- Who's making the final three?
Ciao!