Author's Notes:

- Megaman's owned by Capcom.

- For those paying attention to the news on the interwebs involving GGate; remember that trusting "gaming reviews" from a big website/magazine mean bull and crap. Over half the time reviews are either paid for biased crap or they play for 20 minutes and give it a crap score. For those who aren't...be grateful.

Alright, update time.

Chapter 36: Get equipped with Leaf Shield

As the light had cleared away, a brand new obscure shape had appeared in front of the trio. There was some gasps of surprise, as well as some other interesting feelings…but, let's not focus on that now. Instead, let's see how the "lovey dovey" couple is doing, shall we?

"Geo" was in wonderland. He had Sonia glued to his right side tightly…which is putting it lightly. They were currently snuggled up at Echo Ridge, in the middle of a grassy field in an under the top manner. On a blanket. The only thing that was missing was cheesy romantic music. Like Eyes on Me.

I say, "under the top" because this is terrible. Over the top is Dante style. But since this isn't a Devil May Cry fanfic…

"Oooooh, Geo." Sonia cooed. *cringe* "This is so romantic! I'm so glad your mom played matchmaker for us!" she said in a cutesy tone. Geo smiled at her.

"Yeah, well, you and I are a better match than me and Loona. She's so mean! I can't believe I thought of hanging out with her!" he said, making a terribly ugly face as he stuck his tongue out like a small child at the thought of eating a vegetable. His tongue still had stuff on it…

"She's such a meanie! No hidden depths at all! She'll just be the abusive one in a relationship or something!" he stated, grinning at Sonia. (Tsundere = hidden depths kids)

Sonia grinned back. "See! You and I will be together forever!"

"Yeah! Forever!" Geo said, as he kissed her tightly.

*cringe*

In the corner, conveniently

Luna's head was fictionally on fire. Which is saying something. Bud and Zack had run away, doing the sane thing and not being a part of this crappy cliché.

"That WITCH! I'll show them! I'll eliminate the girl! Then, Geo will be ALL MINE! FOREVER AND EVER!" she almost roared out. As she yelled, Queen Ophiuca's armor started to form around the "evil witch"…

Meanwhile, with the halfway important individuals

Anywho, the light had cleared, and the trio of individuals had…well….

"AWESOME!" Devon…erm…cried out. He had turned into Knightman, one of the Netna-NO WAIT, ROBOT MASTERS that the MYSTERIOUS MR. X (read: Dr. Wily) had used in Megaman 6. Oh, right. Advertising. Forgot. "I've always wanted to be a knight!" he said in the tone of a giddy child, moving his arm and shield up and down in a happy expression.

Meanwhile, Magnus stared about his…well…body. He had turned into Shadowman, another robot master that Dr. Wily made while using his plot to use Gamma in Megaman 3….(Crapcom here, kiddies! Buy our games! :D)

"Fitting." He mumbled, fishing out a Shadow Blade from nowhere. "Very fitting…"

Meanwhile, Bolt had turned into…Elecman. One of the original 6, and hard as hell to kill with your pea shooter. I mean, really. Just *try* beating him without the rolling cutter, kiddies! You'll regret it!

…Oh right. Elecman smirked. "Feels…" he let out a gasp of air and bit his lower lip. "…electrifying!" he stated confidently, smirking happily. The others stared at him awkwardly.

Knightman blinked. "Okay, so we've established that we are in a dream. This has GOT to be Geo's dream." He said, in a confident tone. Shadowman and Elecman stared at him awkwardly. "I'm guessing this is how he also sees us. Or something."

Shadowman waved a finger at him. "You sure? Because I am not a ninja. Just stoic."

"Hey, I'm not a knight, but I want to be one." Knightman bit back, pointing his hand at him. Kinda. One of his hands *was* a mace, after all. The other one was a shield.

"Well. What do you suggest we do, then?" Shadowman replied, crossing his arms. Knightman….well, tried to scratch the back of his head, but remembered the arm problem. As he thought to say something, a voice interrupted him.

Well, two voices.

"It's obvious what you need to do. You need to wake up the one dreaming."

"Yep! It's the totally radical thing to do before something bad happens to him!"

The group turned towards…Searchman. You know, the guy with two heads. From Megaman 8, otherwise known as "that one with the terrible voice acting and no E Tanks". In this case…

Searchman lept down on the dramatic cliff he was on and stared at them. The left head sighed. "It's me; Xel."

"And me! The ever so powerful and now mysterious status because I haven't been in a chapter for about 10 chapters now, Aidan!" The other head declared in the same over the type manner. The trio stared at Searchman awkwardly.

Knightman spoke up. "How'd you kids get here and why should we trust you? Is it you two are the "misunderstood thinking good" bad minions?"

"Well, doi. I hate my boss." Xelhead spoke. "If he wants to kill his enemy, do it himself. Don't do overly complex plans involving dreams to do it." He stated in a monotone, shrugging his one arm. "Seriously, you guys are just sleeping in pods at WAZA. NOTHING is stoping him from just killing you guys in your sleep, but noooo. He has to go overly complex Saturday Morning Cartoon level villainy."

Aidanhead meanwhile had beat his chest a few times. "I've come out because I want to see that little punk angry some more! It was stupidly funny watching him throw a temper tantrum when you destroyed that precious little stupid jewel of his!" he cried out, in the usual over the top manner.

"So, uh, you two are on the same body…why?" Elecman asked casually, being the first to point it out. Searchman shrugged.

"Hell if I know. Maybe has to do with being opposites or something." Xelhead replied. "Now, we might want to fix Geo before we do this stuff, he's here too…in the event that you haven't noticed."

Knightman nodded. "Well, that sounds pleasant. Fix Geo. Right. Cool." They glanced at the others, and they nodded. "Alright, so where is he?"

Later...

The small group of robot masters looked from behind a tree they (somehow) managed to all fit behind. Just roll with it, people.

"Alright." Elecman stated. "What's the plan?! We need to save Geo, and we need to do in the most heroically passionate way possible!" he cried out, careful to not spoke the "lovey dovey couple".

Aidanhead grinned at Elecman. "NOW you're talking! Hero power! Just like someone awesome, like LEGENDARY MASTER SHIN!"

"YEEEAAAAHHH!" Elecman replied back, headbutting the Aidanhead in a friendly manner.

Knightman spoke up. "Easy. We hit him on the head."

The entire group stared at him. Shadowman was the first to speak. "That's a terrible idea."

"Says you! The terrible ideas always work out in the end!" Knightman spat back, getting annoyed.

"Wouldn't hitting him on the head either cause his head to explode in bloody chunks or give him massive brain damage?" Shadowman replied nonchalantly. Knightman smirked. "Hey, this is a dream. Worst that'll happen is he'll whine and moan about it. 'Sides, we got a better plan?"

Silence.

"…No…." Shadowman replied back, scratching the back of his head. As he pulled his hand back, he found another shadow blade. "Huh."

Elecman spoke up. "Hey, uh, Devon? I think? Aren't you the one that's going through extensive mental trauma right now? How are you able to function so well?!" he spat out at the balancer as a Robot Master. He turned towards Elecman.

"My Dad taught me that you need to keep a cool head in situations whenever the situation doesn't fit ideal conditions. I still hurt alot, but your guys' saftey is more important than mine. So, I'm forcing it down so I can get us out of this mess." he replied. He would of crossed his arms, but, well... "I'll go do my plan. It'll work, just trust me." he stated, walking away.

Shadowman blinked, then turned towards the others. "Alright then…let's think of a proper plan, then. I suggest we sneak up on them, disable Geo's Hunter, and then we-"

He was cut off by Xelhead. "Oh wow. He's actually doing it." He said, pointing his arm in the direction of Geo and Sonia.

Knightman walked up the couple casually. As they noticed him, Geo spoke up.

"Hey, what's with the medieval gear?" he said in a casual tone.

Sonia pouted. "Ohhhh, Geo! You're my knight in shining armor, aren't you?" she said, to get his attention.

Geo grinned. "Of course of I aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!"

He didn't get to finish, as Knightman wacked him on the head with his morning star arm. Thankfully, since this fic is T rated based on an E rated game, nothing bad happened other than a lump on Geo's head.

"Owwww…" Geo mumbled rubbing the lump on his head. "What was that for?"

Knightman blinked. "Did that work?"

"Huh?" Geo glanced at the knight. "Uh…huh? Devon? ...Why are you in a knight's armor?" he asked, staring at the knight.

Knightman smiled. Kinda. "Hah! In your face, Maggy! Bad plans win again!"

Sonia pouted at him. "Subaru-san! Come on, we need to go back to cuddling!" Geo stared at her in surprise, before Knightman tapped him on the shoulder. Sorta.

"This is a dream. She's not real."

Before Geo could reply, Queen Ophiuca DS emerged from the shadows. "RRAAAAAGH!" she cried out.

"SUBARU-KUN SHALL BE MINE! NOT YOURS, MISORA!" she roared out. Sonia gave an extremely shrill shriek. "EEEEEEKKK! SUBARU-SAN, SAAAAAAAAVVVVVEEEE MEEEEEE!" she stated, hiding behind Geo while glomping him.

Geo cringed. "Uh…this isn't real, right?"

"Nah, real Sonia has standards. And isn't worthless. Come on, the others are waiting."

Geo nodded, and followed Knightman out of the area. Upon noticing that her Geo was gone, both Sonia and Luna's eyes went as red as your DS when it's low on power.

"GEEEEEEEOOOO….MUST…..CHOOSE….."

After a quick explanation of what was going on, Geo stared at the group in confusion.

"So wait. If we are dreaming, who's dream are we in? Who do we need to wake up?"

Elecman shrugged. "Well, my new amazingly awesome hero friend and his lame head here weren't specific."

Aidanhead smirked. "Thanks for putting that lightly, my fellow super rad hero."

"Isn't it obvious?" Xelhead replied. "It's Michael. Who else…? Kill Megaman? No, boss thinks he can do that easily."

"Then shouldn't we have like, you know. Gone to save him earlier?" Knightman said, in a dull tone.

"Easy. The defenses guarding him are absurd. We needed some extra help, that's all."

Geo smiled, as he was finished cleaning his tongue. "Thanks for that. I'm with Omega-Xis on this one; romance isn't needed right now."

From his hunter, Omega-Xis chipped in. "Told ya!"

"Where is Michael, anyway?" Shadowman spoke in a stoic tone.

Xelhead blinked. "Where would a teenager be at 1 PM in the afternoon on a weekday? And presumably be sleeping?"

Another beat.

"…Seriously?"

Echo Ridge High

The team snuck into the school quite easily. Due to the limits of the dream (read: Graphic limitations), there was only one room. Said room was dark and menacing, complete with purple lightning and streaks of darkness at the floor of it.

Geo walked towards the door, and examined the name tag.

"Room 204: Remedial Math III"

Geo frowned. "Wow. I feel sorry for him."

The others walked towards the door. "Ugh, hate math!" Elecman mumbled, shaking his head rapidly. "It's always so…so…"

"Oh pssh." Knightman interrupted him. "This is coming from the "homeschooled" guy; don't worry about it." He said in a mild tone, causing Elecman to frown.

"You're just saying that because you don't have to take that stuff anymore!"

Knightman blinked at him, and opened the door. As the team stepped in, another flash of light occurred, and everyone had returned back to normal. With the exception of Searchman, who was Aidan on Xel's shoulders.

Yeah...stuck with two heads. Good thing "strange" and "normal" go hand in hand.

"Hmmm. They've gotten a little close. I need some more time…let's make things complicated."

The team surrounded Michael, who was…stuck on a test question.

"Must…" he mumbled. "Need to finish…can't just…leave blank…gotta finish…" he was entirely focused on his test.

Devon waved a hand in front of him. Nothing. "Alright, this worked last time;" he stated, cocking his arm to hit Michael on the head, when something threw him and the group back. Though Devon had fallen back farther.

As Devon hopped back on his feet, the team noticed Queen Ophiuca and Harp Note behind them, both red with envy. Erm, anger. Yeah, that's right.

"GEEEEEOOO!" they both roared out in an inhuman manner. "CHOOOOOSSSSSSEEEE! LOOOOOOVVVVEEEEEE!" Geo cringed. Again.

As soon as the sentence ended, the ladies multiplied, until there was enough of them compensate the group. Sans Devon.

Magnus summoned a GiantAxe. "Well…looks like this may take longer than expected…" he mumbled.

Geo groaned. Well, at least now it couldn't get worse…

Devon got back onto his feet, and noticed the clones of Geo's ladyfriends.

"Really? Sheesh. Whoever's doing this…"

Before he could finish, something appeared before him.

"…really isn't very creative. Doesn't get more cliché than this…"

In front of him lie...himself...?

Cliff Hanger?! Wot, really!? Yeah, of course.

Next time; The Death of Seriousness along with some character development I think

Bai bai.