PunInserted OMFG THANK YOU SO MUCH, THAT WAS LOVELY, I FEEL SO SPECIAL THAT YOU THINK THAT SO THANK YOU LOADS
SAME WITH EVERYONE ELSE, I CAN'T BELIEVE PEOPLE ACTUALLY LIKE THIS HAHA HERE YA GO (kinda the second part to one of the other chapters)
Cartman's phone 4.
HippieMarsh: WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU DONE YOU PIECE OF SHIT
You: woa
You: dude calm down
HippieMarsh: NO, YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE, EVERYONE THINKS IM A WOMAN BEATER AND A FUCKING NAZI LOVER THANKS TO YOU
You: im going 2 need u 2 calm down stan
HippieMarsh: I FUCKING HATE YOU
HippieMarsh: YOU'RE THE WORST PERSON EVER WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU
You: lol
You: stan its ok
HippieMarsh: AND WTF HAVE I EVER DONE TO YOU HUH?
HippieMarsh: YOU THINK THIS IS A JOKE?
You: um no, im not saying anything is a joke
You: being a woman beater is nothing to be proud of
HippieMarsh: IM NOT A FUCKING WOMAN BEATER
You: r u sure
HippieMarsh: IS THIS HOW YOU GET YOUR FUCKING KICKS?
HippieMarsh: YOU THINK THAT GETTING MY ASS KICKED BY BUTCH FEMINISTS IS FUNNY?
You: no body is laughing stan
HippieMarsh: I ACTUALLY NOW KNOW HOW IT FEELS TO GET THIS ANGRY AT YOU
HippieMarsh: OF ALL THE FUCKING TIMES KYLE GETS ANGRYAT YOU, I NEVER UNDERSTAND BUT OH DO I NOW
HippieMarsh: AND YOU'RE GONNA GET IT
HippieMarsh: YOU'RE GETTING IT THIS TIME
HippieMarsh: WATCH YOUR FUCKING BACK FATASS
You: wat
You: no stan its not how it looks
HippieMarsh: SLEEP WITH ONE EYE OPEN
You: r u challenging me marsh
HippieMarsh: no, I'm promising you that you will pay for what you've done
You: oh come on it was just a rumour
HippieMarsh: JUST A FUCKING RUMOUR
HippieMarsh: A RUMOUR THAT MAKES YOUR PARENTS THINK YOU BEAT WOMEN UP AND GET YOU KICKED OUT OF YOUR HOUSE FOR A DAY BECAUSE THEY DONT FUCKNIF LSITEN, YOU BASTARD
HippieMarsh: AND NOT TO MENTION I HAVE ABOUT 90 BRUISES ON MY BODY
You: do u need time out
HippieMarsh: FUCK THIS, IM COMING TO YOUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW
You: wat
You: dude no
You: ok il tell everyone i made it up
HippieMarsh: no.
HippieMarsh: I'm going to do something which will break you
You: ..
You: do wat
HippieMarsh: I'm breaking your xbox
You: dude no
You: I HAVE A GUN
HippieMarsh: good
You: FUCK OFF STAN
You: hey stan
You: stan
You: stan?
You: ..
You: shit