Day 18, post 1 ... All normal disclaimers apply. This chapter went through a major overhaul to add the back story and background for Alice and Jasper. So here it is rather than alter the chapter count again, you get a double chapter here and a chapter and a half next.

*Sorry for the delay in starting todays' posting, you will still get a lot of chapters today.*

Chapter: 37

He nods his head once. "Bella, you are a very sexy woman—however, you're not my type. I like my women a little fluffier with more meat on their bones." He raises his eyebrows at me in a pervy motion. "I really just want to help you. I see something in you ... that will be—good. I'm not sure about where you will fit, but I have an idea."

~DDKC~

"So Alice, tell me how you met Jasssppperr." I use a porn worthy voice and drag out his name.

She slaps my arm while pouring more tea in my glass. "I saw him in the college campus library. I was carrying my books to my table when I noticed him sitting there. He was talking on his cell with his feet propped up, without a care in the world. I couldn't help but look at him. Fuck, you've seen him—can you say hallelujah?"

I chuckle, nodding my head. Jasper is a good looking guy, but Mr. Cullen—that is what I want for lunch. Hmm, bad Bella! No X-rated thoughts when your friend is telling you her story.

I look to Alice, who rolls her eyes at me as if she knows my thoughts. "Anyway, I was passing his table when he said; 'I tell you, Edward, the money in doing ladies' nights… We would only need to hire someone every so often. You, Emmett, Garrett, James, Felix and me—full Monty. We would make a killing!' Of course my mind went to the gutter. I let out this loud moan and dropped all my books, and when I bent down to get them, I heard him say, 'Fuck me! Now that is an ass I want to bite into.' I stood up to look at him—my face bright red in embarrassment—and he smiled at me. He hung up his phone and put out his hand. He said, 'Hi; Jasper is my name, but you, Darling, can call me anything you want.' His cell vibrated and he picked it up, groaning out that he'd be right there. Before he left, he handed me his card. After that, I kept seeing him in the library. He would bring me coffee and cake, and we would chat."

I nod my head at her. "So he's been getting to know you then?"

Alice shakes her head at me. "Come on, Bella, guys like him don't like girls like me." Before I can cut her off, she holds up her hand. "No, Bella, I am short and I am fat. Good looks mean nothing without the body to go with it. He needed help with his math, so I helped him. He's a really nice guy, but he only feels sorry for me."

I roll my eyes, knowing I have my work cut out for me to make Alice see that she is worthy of love. Even if it kills me, I will make her see that Jasper is her prince and she's his pixie.

A/N: So Alice is a plump princess and Jasper is a chubby chaser ... sounds like a good mix, if we can get Alice to stop being so shy. Think Bella will help her out of her shell? Up next, we've got some Jasper interference to help Bella learn to strip and work the pole. Think it will help our girl?

PS... someone wrote in a review that they did not like the term Chubby Chaser, and I get that but I personally have been overweight almost all of my life at least 30 years and the term is not offensive to me, so I am sorry if it is offensive to you, please know that I am not Barbie sitting behind a keyboard making fun of fat girls everywhere. Kasi~