owner of a magenta fluffy
named spree
spree has been overactive lately
she keeps running around demanding to be played with
has gotten to the point where you have to yell at her to stop
it's been working less and less
she's become annoying
one day sitting at computer
typing up important paper
almost done
spree enters room
pway wif me daddy!
no spree, I got an important assignment I've got to finish, go back to your safe room
she hops onto the table and starts jumping on your keyboard
PWAY PWAY PWAY
quickly grab her and move her off keyboard
she exited out of word
it didn't save
rage building
shes still screaming play
SPREE YOU JUST ERASED MY WORK! YOU IDIOT! I WILL NOT PLAY WITH YOU, TO YOUR SAFE ROOM NOW!
she starts screaming back
PWAY WIF SPWEE NOA, NO SAFE WOOM, YUU PWAY WIF SPWEE NOA!
anger takes over
smack her as hard as you can
she flies off the table
shes angry
I HATE YUU DADDY, YU WOWST DADDY EVA, SPWEE NO PWAY WIF BAD MUNSTA!
she blows a raspberry at you
you hate those
punt her into wall
owwie…spwee has ouchies…..hawd bweave…..
pick her up and bring her to face level
I GIVE YOU A HOME AND FEED YOU, AND YOU HATE ME! I'LL GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO HATE!
she pees and shits
rub her face it in her feces
nuu smeww pwetty
start rubbing her belly in it
take her to bathroom and put the stopper in the tub
fill it to the right level
throw her in
shes having trouble keeping her head above water
aww…. He…..hewp me da…*cough*….daddy
come back with brillo pad
time to get clean
roughly scrub her fluff
owwie daddy no giff spwee ouchies
dunk her in for a second
she comes up coughing
continue scrubbing
scrub her face hard
cut her face a bit
bring her to kitchen
grab vodka bottle
pour a bit into wound
she starts screaming
BUWNS BUWNS PWEASE NO BUWNNY DADDY SPWEE BE GOOD FWUFFY!
runs her wound under tap
she's crying
set her down in safe room
rage has subsided
go back to laptop
time to start over
open word
"would you like to recover document"
turns out it did save
well shit
at least she's calm now