AN: -is shot-
Dedication: My faithful readers who put up with longs bouts of non-updating.
Disclaimer: I dun own nuthin.
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Aki: OMGies lk this ttly rawks out LOUD that I'm updating!!!
Ino: Srsly!!!
Shika: -is confused- What are you doing?
Aki: I'm TRYING to get rid of my boredom by talking in an annoying manner, but you just had to ruin it!
Ino: Yeah!
Shika: -sighs- Fine, continue with your troublesome game.
Aki: YAYZ!! Okayz, now you gotsta do the disclaimer of d00m before I die of bore-DUM!!!
Shika: -slaps forehead- Aki is perfectly able to speak in a correct manner but is choosing not to for entertainment purposes. Please do not comment on spelling errors or grammar mistakes and the whatnot just to flame.
Aki: Thnx, deer-boy!
Ino: Yeah, dear-boy!!!
Shika: -K.O. at lame pun-
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Aki: rofl
Ino: lmao
Shika: -wakes up-
Aki and Ino: ROFLMAO!!!
Shika: Are you still up to your troublesome antics?!
Aki and Ino: YEPPERS!!!
Shika: Troublesome.
Ino: NOES!!! The word is…
Aki: FUDGERMUFFINS!!!
Shika: -K.O.-
Aki: BTW fudgermuffins is my trademarked word, if you steal it you have to beware the Death Note! MWUHAHAHAHA!!!!
Light: -appears majestically- Death Note? Where?
Aki: Light-kun, go home. This RCNC chapter isn't about you.
Light: …Fine. Mean wife, I knew I should have gotten one that I could control, not one of equal evil. –poofs away-
Aki: -cackles-
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Aki: -is scribbling away names of those who dared to use her word fudgermuffins in the Death Note-
Ino: -looks over her shoulder- Whatcha doin'?
Aki: Killin' ppl.
Ino: Aki!!! You knoes ur not supposed to do that without Light-kun here!
Aki: Yeah, well he's home feeding Ryuk the apples of the GAWDS!!!
Ino: Gawdly apples?
Shika: -wakes up yet again and rubs his head, trying to recall what happened-
Aki: YEAH!! And dem apples r lk uber nasty and make Ryuk spin in circles for the goooood earthly ones!!!
Shika: -K.O.-
Aki: D-mn it sure is taking less and less of my pwnsome lingo to make him get K.O.ed.
Ino: Srsly.
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Aki: Srsly, wake ur bf up so we can go watch the clouds.
Ino: Noes, u do it!! He's cranky when he's woken up!!
Aki: Fine. –dumps bucket of freezing water on him-
Shika: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! Mother—
Aki and Ino: SHIKA WATCH THE LANGUAGE!!!
Shika: Sry.
Aki: OMGies…
Ino: He spoked lk we r!!!
Shika: NOES!!! –K.O.-
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Aki: This is getting stupid. I'm bored of this.
Ino: Yeah.
Shika: -wakes- Is it safe yet?
Aki: Yeah, I'm done with all that annoying texting/IMing lingo and all.
Ino: So that means…
Aki: TIME FOR SHIKAINO!!!
Shika: -mumbles- Finally.
Aki: But oh no! We're outta time!!
Ino and Shika: But—
Aki: Too bad, there's always next chapter! Bye!!! –poofs away-
Ino and Shika: DAMN YOU AKI!!!!!
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AN: Um…yeah. Atleast it's random, right? Lol I hope you liked it and please review?