THIS IS IT CHILDREN!
ALL: YESH!
I cant beleve that aftar almos sex weaks of writen im fenally dun with my storey!
Imagi: Lauren was defininetly the thing holding your 'relationship' together...
Id lik 2 tahnk everone who sad gud thins both on and on . Its tim 4 u to get the rewad 4 ur reeding: the and of the storey whichis prolly the beast endin evar. I thank this storey well godon in histary lik the Bibal and Atlus Shagged and Twilit as on of the best boks evar writen expect this on isnt a bok its on the intranet.
Me: HOW DARE THEE! YOU ************************************************************************************************************************************************FUCKINGSHITWEASELASSHOLEPIECEOFSHITMOTHERFUCKING-
Imagi: Holy crap you broke the fucking censor machine!
Lucina: FUCK YES!
On day ill be the presadent and thes storey well be in my mooseum and ill mak everone in my adminstraton red it so theyll no my valus.
Narrator: No. May this never happen, for the USA will then completely die...
Wendell: AND YOUR VALUES SUCK!
CHAP 35: THE GRADN CONCUSSION
Me: I'LL GIVE YOU A FUCKING CONCUSSION WITH MY SLEDGEHAMMER BITCH!
I waked up in a fansy bad in a fnasy rom that loked lik a rome in an old platashon hose. I got outta bad and saw that I was wering a relly pritty fansy dres lik wat womens werd in the passed tims of the war of norton agresion. I loked arond and sawed that Lauren was in bad with me.
Imagi: IT FINALLY HAPPENED BITCHES!
She was wering a fansy dres 2 and she loked relly pritty init. "Lauren wake up do u remamber everthin" I sed. "Yea" she sid "loks lik we chaned tim. Hopfully that dosent men ima slav now." "God sade u werent and he cant be ron.
Lucina: And yet assholes like you are alive...
Evan if he sad u wer u wode be my slav and id jus free u rite away" I sade.
Narrator: WHO THE FUCKING HELL SAID YOU GOT HER AT ALL?!
"Thanks" Lauren sed "o I remamber no in thes timlin my reel dads mastar fred him than he marred my moter and hes alos stell aliv now." "Tahts cool" I sed.
Wendell: Pretty sure that's NOT what is to be said in that situation...
So Lauren and Me waked ovar 2 the widow and loked outsid. We saw Bareck Obema and Mikhal Jaxun picken coton in the felds of my platashon. Mr Jonson and Becky wer my slavs 2 evan tho their wite (c is that rasest?)
Me: YES YOU DUMB BITCH!
Becky wasnt as fat becuz she had 2 do hard werk al thje tim but she was stil uglay.
Imagi: FOOL, IS SHE A MIRROR OR SOME SHIT?!
"Mak sur 2 wipe thos 4 alot" I tolled the overseers who were Mart and Clod and Limk! In thes timlin they lived in thes uneverse insted off vido gams.
Lucina: I can feel Miyamoto having a heart attack...
Me and Lauren went donstars 2 the foyur of my planteshun manshon becuz there was a nok on the dore. I opaned the dor and their was Sarah Palen!
Narrator: THIS IS NOT FUCKING HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!
"Hi Sara!" she sad. "Hi Sarah!" I sed.
Narrator: IT FUCKING IS!
"Is Juston reedy 2 go2 Rihcmand yet?" Sarah Palan sid "we dont wanna be lat 4 r inebriation!"
Wendell: Juston? Who's that, your drinking buddy?
"What do u men?" I sed. "Dont u remamber I wan the electron so im gonna be swarn in as presadant of the Confedrat Stats of Amurka and ur husband is my vise presadent" Sarah Pelan sed.
All: HOW MUCH HAS CHANGED?!
Suddenly Juston Beebur waked don frum anotter part of upstars.
Me: *Cocks shotgun.* FUCK NO BITCH!
Imagi: Bieber or Abomination?
"Sorry I jus waked up" he sad "Im reedy tho." He walk up 2 me. "U lok grate hunny" he kised me on the check (c how cani be a lesban if I hav a hubsand?).
Lucina: Covert operation bullshit.
Than suddanly I got bak sum mammaries frum the reel timlin b4 Oboma chaned it. Sarah Palen wan the 2012 Confedrat elecshan and Juston Beebur was her vise presadent. Also he was my hubbard.
Narrator: SOMEONE DUST THIS BITCH ALREADY!
"Hurry up we cant be lat 4 the inebriation!" Sarah Palon sed "Todds alredy wating in the car." So Sarah Palen and Juston Beebur waked ot to the car I stayed a few secants with Lauren.
Wendell: Kiss... Come on, make this somewhat worthwhile...
"Gud lok in Richmun" Lauren sed. "Do u reely thank ill leve withot u. Cum on!" I sed. Lauren tok my han and I led her 2 the car. I got reedy 4 my new lif as the wif of the vise presadent.
All: WE ARE GOING TO END IT YOU BITCH!
THE AND
CALLING THE TROOPS, WE GOT A BITCH TO KILL.
Imagi: RIGHT!