Me: And so we fight onward...
Max: -yawns- Must... Stay... Awake...
Me: On that note, here's Wryder.
Have you ever gone camping? (255)
Me: Yep.
Max: Does living in a cave count?
Skiing? (256)
Me: Fail water skiing, yes.
Max: Nope.
Backpacking? (257)
Me: …I think dragging about 50 pounds of books around campus all day counts, eh, Max?
Max: -nods-
Do you like quiche? (258)
Me: Hate it.
Max: -shrugs- It's food.
What would you do if my Max (who is loose and insane) found you? (259)
Max: …Dammit, Max II's back. I'll go get the shovel.
Max, what would YOU do? (260)
Me: …Oh, wait, that was for me? Oh, well, we know what she'd do, I'd just call Max to go get the shovel.
Have you a Wii? (261)
Me: Yeppers peppers!
Max: I thought I told you not to say that…
What color is your hair? (262)
Me: Brown.
Max: Good question…
Have you ever had pizza bagels? They're nomnomnomnom. (263)
Me: Bagel Bites, EPIC.
Have you played Sims?
Me: Nope.
Max: Nope.
Neytiri: DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNN!
Have you ever, while playing Sims 2, had a party. In the middle of winter for your neighbors to try and thaw your characters who are frozen in their hot tub? (264)
Me: …
Max: …
Me: …
Max: …What the hell, 'Tiri?
Did it not work? (265)
Neytiri: -shrugs- I was boredededed.
When summer came, did you discover a baby that was under the snow all winter, left there during the party in the middle of winter? (266)
Me: …Dammit, we need to stop getting distracted from the questions…
And were your characters still frozen? (267)
Max: …Whose characters?
Have you played Skip Bo? (268)
Me: …Who what?
Max: I'd say that's a no.
How about Mao? (269)
Me: …He was Chinese, right?
Max: -eyeroll-
Do you own a bike? (270)
Me: Yep.
Were you shocked with the twist in Phoenix's story, Diary of a Lovesick Mutant? (271)
Me: Don't read it.
Do you speak to ghosts in your sleep? (272)
Me: Nope.
Do you own a parakeet? (273)
Me: My sister does. It's defective.
Parrot? (274)
Me: Nope.
Have you played any of the Paper Mario games? (275)
Me: Nope.
Do you have a cat? (276)
Me: Nope.
Are you secretly gay? (277)
Me: Nope.
Do you own hooker heels? (278)
Me: Nope.
Max: Can you say anything other than 'nope'?
Me: Nope.
Ninjas or pirates? (279)
Me: Pirates.
Ninjas or dinosaurs? (280)
Me: Dinos.
Dinos or pirates? (281)
Me: Pirates.
Max: I'm not answering, because I just generally don't feel like it.
Kara or M.G? (282)
Me: Whoever has less weapons and is farther away at the time.
Mack or Kara? (283)
Me: Kara.
The Mafia or Kara? (284)
Me: The Mafia, I have family members who were in it.
McDonald's or Wendy's? (285)
Me: Anything but McMoney's.
Bacon or- Wait. That's a stupid question. (286)
Me: Yep, despise bacon. Definitely anything other than that.
Do you have a girlf- Ha. Another stupid question. (287)
Me: Yep, single, no girlfriend, probably none for many years to come. Now, on to WinterSky101…
For Max: Do you like Taylor Swift? (288)
Max: Not really.
For Matt: Do YOU like Taylor Swift? (289)
Me: Nope.
For 'Tiri: Have you listened to Taylor Swift? (290)
Neytiri: I heard the Man-Log Song.
Max: Monologue…
For Max: Are you wondering why I'm talking about Taylor Swift? (291)
Max: You're listening to her?
For Matt: Did you know I was just listening to Taylor Swift? (292)
Me: Guessed.
For 'Tiri: Did you know that you are my FAVE CHARACTER from Avatar? (293)
Neytiri: -grins-
Max: 'Tiri, don't take too much credit, there weren't many characters to begin with.
For Max: Did you know I kidnapped another Iggy? (294)
Max: …How many are there?
For Matt: Have you experimented with your sexuality using Fromo and Lear? (295)
Me: …No comment.
For 'Tiri: Have you and Jake had sex yet? (296)
Neytiri: …
Max: Did you even watch the movie?
For Max: ...Should I stop asking questions? (297)
Max: Sure, why not?
For Matt: Should I totally disregard Max's answer? (298)
Me: …Yes, you should.
For 'Tiri: Just for you, I'll keep asking questions. How does that make you feel? (299)
Neytiri: Like I'm burning babies burning!
Max: 'Tiri, find a new song, please.
For Max: Do you know why I'm asking you a question, then Matt, then 'Tiri? (300)
Max: Because you… Damn, 300 questions.
For Matt: What is your favorite song EVER? (301)
Me: I think we've already covered this, don't have one.
For 'Tiri: Do you like being with Max and Matt? Wait, that sounds wrong... (302)
Neytiri: They're warm.
Max: Cool, 'Tiri, cool.
Neytiri: That too.
For Max: Do you take things Fang says sexually? (303)
Max: Occasionally. Now Iggy is a totally different story…
For Matt: Are you going to try and get in Bell's pants, metaphorically? You didn't answer. (304)
Me: Not anymore, I'm not…
Max: But he wanted to.
Me: …Your point being…?
For 'Tiri: Do you know a lot more sex jokes after staying with Matt & Max? (305)
Neytiri: What's a sex joke?
Max: …Pretty much everything we say.
For Max: Do you want me to stop now? (306)
Max: Yes…
For Matt: Do YOU want me to stop now? (307)
Me: Yes…
For 'Tiri: Do YOU want me to stop now? (308)
Neytiri: No… But you know what else I want?
Max: …What?
Neytiri: I want you to BE IT! BE IT! NO ONE WANTS TO BE A PHOENIX!
Max: …Neytiri, please don't sing Michael Jackson either…
For Max: I didn't stop. Are you mad? (309)
Max: …You put two spaces after the end of a sentence, why?
For Matt: If I asked to see Fromo and Lear, what would be your first thought? (310)
Me: They can't come to the phone right now, please leave a message and they'll be with you shortly.
For 'Tiri: Did you like that other guy you were supposed to get with? Yah know, the one in your tribe who was gonna be the next leader or something... (311)
Neytiri: Not really.
For Max: What would you do if I told you that Fang proposed to you, but you never found out? (312)
Max: I'd have to kill you, then Fang, then Dylan.
For Matt: Can I meet Fromo and Lear? (313)
Me: I'm not stopping you…
For 'Tiri: What do you think of the OCs? (314)
Neytiri: The who whats?
For Max: Do you want the ring Fang proposed to you with? (315)
Max: …Yes…
For Matt: Can you steal one of Max's Fang plushies and send it to me? (316)
Me: No problem. -grabs plushie-
For 'Tiri: What religion is the Ewya thing? (317)
Neytiri: …Eywism?
For Max: If Jeb is hell and Fnick is god, what's the rest of the flock? (318)
Max: Minor deities.
For Matt: Are you happy that I'm ending the questions? (319)
Me: Less work for me…For 'Tiri: Are you sad I'm ending the questions, are you happy I sent in a lot of questions, or are you feeling happy and sad AT THE SAME TIME? (320)
Neytiri: I'm BLUE!
Me: …Alright, Neytiri, you're blue. DohdieRide's next.
For Matt: What have you done with Max that you haven't done with Neytiri? (321)
Me: …Just saying, my computer will send red squiggly lines to kill me if I type "Neytiri" too many more times…
What have you done with 'Tiri that you haven't done with Max? (322)
Max: Why'd you completely ignore that last question?
Me: Because the obvious answer is sexual, and I don't want to answer questions sexually at the moment.
For Max: what have you done with 'Tiri that you haven't done with Matt? (323)
Max: …You can do that? Just ignore questions?
Me: I can, I'm the author. You can't, you're the captive.
Max: …So I have to answer this?
Me: Yeah.
Max: …Why should I?
Me: 'Cuz I said so.
Max: …Alright. NO COMMENT.
Me: …You're no fun.
Are either of you taking these questions sexually? (324)
Me: Clearly.
For Neytiri: Did you understand those previous questions? (325)
Neytiri: -nods-
Do you have any fang plushies left? Can I have one if you do? (326)
Me: How many plushie requests have we gotten?
Max: Quite a few…
I need it to finish off my collection! I mean, sure, I can make it like the other ones, but the fact that Max made it just makes it more... Magical! But I do love my other plushies! Especially the max one -huggles Max plushie- Max, are you creeped out? (327)
Max: At this point, it'll take a damn lot to creep me out…
What about now? -takes out mMx drawing and adds it to the shrine- I don't love you, though. It's just that you're here, and it's fun creeping you out... (328)
Max: Still no creepy.
Soo... Matt... -takes out matt plushie- are you creeped out? (329)
Me: Not really… Now, if you have a Stevo plushie…
Max - What would you do if I killed Fangles? (330)
Me: She'd thank you for making her Screw Dylan/Not Screw Dylan decision that much easier.
Max: HEY! Not true.
Me: Fine. She'd kill you, then she'd screw Dylan.
Max: -glares-
Neytiri - What would you do if I killed Jake? (331)
Neytiri: -points to knife- -grins evilly-
Matt - Who's Bell? Do you love her? What would you do if I killed her? (332)
Me: Aussie FF writer, yeah, and probably something violent, but not as violent as what I would have done a few months ago.
Do you like glee? (333)
Me: No, I hate it. It exploits artists for the greedy purposes of the major record labels. And it's stupid.
Neytiri - How long is your sword? (334)
Neytiri: Knife, and it's forearm-length.
Fromo - Have you ever had wild fantasies about matt? Have you ever fulfilled them? (335)
Me: …So glad he's not here to answer this, the second part is a big NO though…
Lear - Same question. (336)
Me: Same answer.
BillyBob - What's your favorite song? (337)
Me: What's that, BillyBob? You love all music? Of course you do!
Max - do you only hate BillyBob 'cuz you love him? Can you still feel the airbruises? Do you only hate Matt 'cuz you love him? (338)
Max: …I refuse to answer these questions.
Me: You can't do that.
Max: Alright. BILLYBOB ISN'T REAL!
Me: …You hurt his feelings.
Max: -facepalm-
Matt - Do you only hate Fromo 'cuz you love him? What about Lear? (339)
Me: I don't hate them…
'Tiri - can I have a go on your bird thing? Why don't you use that bird thing to escape? Why don't people notice you when you're walking down the street? (340)
Neytiri: I don't have my Ikran here, so that answers the first two questions. And nobody just walks down the street in Florida, that's a death wish.
Have you done free hugs? (341)
Me: This will be answered in the next legit MM&aDK chapter… Just wait for it…
Matt - Do you have AIDS? Have you given Bell AIDS? Isn't that mean? I thought you loved her! (342)
Me: …No, no, and is giving people AIDS a good thing now?
Is this enough questions? (343)
Max: None is more than enough.
Are you starting to feel uncomfortable? (344)
Max: …Nope.
Me: …I am, these pants are kinda small on me…
Are Lear and Fromo having sexy time? (345)
Me: I hope not.
What about Matt & Max? (346)
Me: …
Max: …HELL NO.
Is it disgusting to watch? (347)
Neytiri: Very.
Are you and Max married, Matt? (348)
Me: No, pfffft, where do you get that idea…?
Why is it Matt and not just Mat? (349)
Me: Because I said so.
Isn't Mat a bit boring? (350)
Me: Seeing as it's a rug, yes, I'd say so.
Do you think Sophie's boring? (351)
Me: Nahh…
Do you know a Sophie? (352)
Me: Nope…
What do you smell right now? (353)
Me: …Air…?
Matt & Max - Have you ever done an all-nighter? (354)
Me: Yep.
Max: Yep.
Together? (355)
Me: Nope.
Max: -headshake-
Are you creeped out? (355)
Max: Still not.
What time is it there? I'm doing this at 1:29 in the morning. I'm not tired. (356)
Me: 10:45 PM at the moment.
Max: If you're paying attention, it was 2 AM a few questions ago. You think we did this whole thing in one day?
Have you ever had KX? (357)
Me: …What?
Is there a Tesco near you? (358)
Me: …Is that a strip club? It sounds like a strip club…
Is there an Asda near you? (359)
Me: That sounds like a Swedish strip club…
Is this enough questions? (360)
Max: Yes, it is…
How many chapters will this fill? (361)
Me: God only knows…
Am I annoying? (362)
Max: …I thought you were done!
Have you ever been to England? (363)
Me: Nope.
Max: Yep.
Do you ever want to go? (Again?) (364)
Me: Yeah, I'd like to visit.
Max: Probably not.
Why? It's disgusting. (365)
Me: Historical purposes.
Max - Do you wear makeup? Why? (366)
Max: Not really, it's pointless…
Why do Canadians go eh? (367)
Me: Ask M.G…
Are all Americans fat? (368)
Me: Are you fat, Max?
Max: No. Are you?
Me: No. That proves that all Americans aren't fat…
Are the rest scrawny? (369)
Me: Nope…
How many people you know have real feathers? (370)
Me: -points to Max-
Is it magical? (371)
Me: …Is what magical?
Umm... Will you actually post any of these? (372)
Me: I post every question we answer.
Max: Unfortunately.
Max: How long is this going to take?
Me: Hopefully, not too much longer...
Thanks for reading! -Matt&Max