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Ch. 36 Damn it Sweet Pea!

Ireland smiled hugging Germany when he came over to stay the night with him. Germany hugged him back tightly. They hadn't seen each other in a month. They both had been very busy. Ireland sat on the couch with him and talked to him holding both his hands in his smiling widely. Germany smiled like an angel and told him about what all he had been up to then paused when the door was forced open. Germany blinked at the sheep he had never seen before.

"When did you get a sheep?"

"We've had him for about a year now. Ignore him."

"I can't. His eyes trailing in weird directions is creeping me out." Germany said staring at Sweet Pea. He started hissing at Germany startling him making him scramble into Ireland and hang onto him worriedly. Ireland blinked then grinned holding him nuzzling his face into Germany's neck for once actually glad the stupid sheep decided to make an appearance into the house. "Ireland what the fuck is wrong with that thing?" Germany growled for some reason feeling like that sheep was a threat.

"Oh. It actually has brain damage. It's Wales' sheep so it's not that surprising. He's an idiot and doesn't know how to pick out normal animals. Don't get me started on the time he had a possessed duck."

"Wales had a possessed duck?" Germany asked confused.

"Oh God yes. We had to call a priest."

"Wow."

"I know! He has terrible taste in pets!" Ireland said as Sweet Pea trotted up.

"Oh he can't be that bad." Germany said feeling bad for the sheep and scratched behind his ears. Sweet Pea thumped his leg hissing happily. Germany stopped when he was getting creeped out. The hissing was unnerving. Sweet Pea licked his hand swishing his little tail. Germany smiled then started screaming when he latched onto his arm. He tried prying him off. Ireland started beating his head trying to get him off. Scotland walked in and stared a moment.

"THAT'S IT YOU SON OF A BITCH! I'M TIRED OF YOUR BULLSHIT!" he screamed running over and stabbed Sweet Pea until he ran out of the house hissing.

"WHY?!" Germany screamed.

"He does that." Ireland and Scotland said at the same time.

"Fucking hell this hurts." Germany growled clutching his arm. "Is the shit going to live after you stabbed him that many times?"

"Sadly yes." They deadpanned and took him to the kitchen to clean his arm and had to stitch it and wrap it.

"LOOK WHAT YOUR LITTLE SHIT DID TO MY ANGEL!" Ireland roared punching Wales in the stomach when he got home and showed him Germany's arm. Wales threw himself at Germany's feet and clung to his legs.

"I'M SO SORRY! PLEASE DON'T LET PRUSSIA KILL ME!"

"Why does everyone scream that?"

"Because he tried to fucking slaughter everyone who gets you hurt. Even if it's a paper cut." Ireland said.

"Prussia broke my wrist once because I got in a wreck and Germany was in the car. He got little bruises and a scratch on his face. I had just gotten my wrist x rayed to make sure it wasn't broken and it wasn't. So when I came out he asked me if it was broken and I said no. Then he broke my wrist and told me to go double check." Scotland said looking at Ireland.

"….I remember that. England dislocated his knee for it."

"I hate my bruder's over protectiveness." Germany groaned covering his face.

"So does everyone else." All three said at once.

"Don't get me wrong. It's funny when the violence is not directed at you." Scotland said shrugging.

"True." Ireland shrugged.

"Absolutely." Wales agreed. Germany laughed.

"I'll make sure he doesn't kill you Wales. Or Ireland. He'd probably blame him just because he can."

"Well thank you."

That night Germany woke cuddled into Ireland's side to thumping on the window to his left by the bed. He opened the blinds and saw the sheep. Standing on the tree branch it's eyes glowing red in the night and it started hissing. Germany started screaming waking Ireland up. He looked out the window. He threw it open and drug Sweet Pea into the room and started beating him.

"HOW DID YOU GET IN THE TREE YOU SON OF A BITCH?!" Ireland screamed choking him. "PRUSSSIA PUT YOU UP TO THIS DIDN'T HE?!"

"Ireland don't blame my bruder he didn't even know I was coming here."

"PRUSSIA SENT YOU TO RUIN OUR CUDDLE TIME DIDN'T HE?!"

"What did I just say?"

"STOP LISTENING TO PRUSSIA! LEAVE US ALONE! WE JUST WANT TO CUDDLE AND SHARE A BED!"

"Or just ignore me because that's cool too." Germany said crossing his arms.

"HOW DID PRUSSIA SEND YOU?! DOES HE SPEAK SHEEP?! OR DID HE MANIPULATE YOU WITH THOSE RED EYES OF HIS?!"

"WOULD YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP AND STOP BLAMING MY BRUDER WHEN HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW I'M HERE?!" Germany screamed grabbing Ireland and giving him a hard shake.

"Oh…He doesn't?"

"Nein. He thinks I'm with Japan."

"ARE YOU ASHAMED TO ADMIT YOU CAME TO SEE ME?!" Ireland screeched.

"Ireland if Prussia knew I was here he would be here keeping us apart and we couldn't cuddle or share a bed." Germany said bluntly.

"Oh that's a good point." Ireland said after thinking about it. "I like that about you. You think things through. You're so smart." Ireland said poking his nose. "Thank you for lying to your brother so we can spend time together."

"You're an idiot." Germany deadpanned smacking his hand away.

"Are you being grouchy because you're sleepy?" Ireland asked casually throwing Sweet Pea out of the window and slamming it shut. They heard him hit every branch while hissing.

"Ja. I just want to sleep. Now shut up and let's go back to bed." Germany said flicking the light back out and Ireland climbed into bed with him and cuddled him close.

"I like nights like this. Where I can just hold you."

"I love you but shut up." Germany said sleepily making Ireland laugh and kiss his forehead. "I like nights when you can hold me too." Germany said softly after a minute. Ireland squeezed him and kissed his cheek then they fell asleep.

The next morning Germany was pissed because Sweet Pea kept coming back until England shot him five times because he was tired of waking up to their yelling. Sweet Pea stayed in his pen after that. Germany thought they were idiots if they thought that sheep was normal healing that fast and not dying. Germany growled when Ireland shook him awake saying they needed to go have lunch together. He batted his hand away and rolled over. After slapping his hands away constantly and snapping at him Ireland huffed.

"Well I know how to make you smile you little grouch." He said smirking evilly. Germany glared at him from the bed. Ireland pounced on him. They wrestled for ten minutes and Ireland tickled Germany for twenty until he finally gave in and got ready so they could eat lunch. "I should really thank that brother of yours for telling me your ticklish." Ireland teased after lunch earning a glare.

"Which one?" Germany snarled.

"Bavaria."

"He's going to die." Germany growled making Ireland laughed.

"Funny it seems you haven't tried to kill me for actually doing it."

"Don't tempt me."

"Why haven't you?" Ireland teased catching his chin tilting his head making him look him in the eyes. Germany averted them cheeks dusting pink.

"Because you're actually stronger than me and you'd probably just pin me down and do it again." He grumbled.

"Damn right I would. Your laugh is adorable and so is your giggles."

"I DON'T GIGGLE!" Germany roared punching him in the stomach and walking away.

"If you don't giggle why is your face red?" Ireland teased after recovering.

"Because you're stupid!"

"Aw how mean!"

"Go away!"

"Why?"

"Because you have a stupid face I don't want to look at right now!"

"But you love my stupid face! You're just embarrassed!" Ireland teased chasing after him. He laughed teasing him and dodging his hits as they walked around town just to look around. He loved the days he could spend with Germany. People told them they didn't suit each other but Ireland could care less about what they thought. He and Germany actually suited each other perfectly. Ireland made a call when he found Sweet Pea stalking them. England ran him over after getting Ireland's call for help. Germany really wanted to know what was up with that damn sheep. It wasn't normal.

Ok so this was actually a chapter from my other story but since it had a lot of Germany in it and not everyone reads that other story I decided to post it on this one. Just because I'm tired as fuck and stressed and have college to deal with and working on a farm and I had a huge test Thursday which is why I disappeared because I had to study and work. I apologize but finals are coming up and it may be harder to upload as much for the next two weeks. But I will do your requests tomorrow I promise. I just can't tonight. I'm tired and can't think straight. Also in three or three and a half weeks from now I will be on vacation to go see my sister I haven't seen in months. So there will be a week of me not uploading. I will post a chapter the day before and leave a note telling you that starting the day after it will be a week before I can update. But remember you still get a few weeks of me uploading before I go on vacation. Then of course when I get back I'll upload more chapters and all. So just remember I warned you ahead of time. This wasn't a last minute warning. XD I gave you guys three weeks' notification in advance didn't have too but I did since I like you guys. Anyways during that week, I won't upload or be able to PM anyone. So don't get your feelings hurt or anything. I'm going to bed. I hope this note made some sense. Maybe. I feel like I'm half asleep rambling to you guys.