Title: Annoying Talking
Paring: SaboBartolomeo
AU: Yes
A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous.
Ingrid Bergman
"Is there a way to shut you up for at least five seconds?" Sabo asked checking his gun for millionth time in whole hour. He was annoyed, and got ignored what meant that his companions monologue about 'how awesome Lyffy-senpai was and how great Mafioso he was' didn't stop. Blonde hitman could already feel numb pain in his skull- inevitable sign of incoming headache. Glaring at man he sighed heavily.
What kind of Mafia hitman has neon green mohawk like something in stead of hairstyle? "Shut up, you're getting on my nerves, Bartieleo." blonde man said slowly moving unruly strand of hair from his eyes. His blonde, short, wavy hair was much better than this green monster living on Barcielos head.
"It's Bartolomeo, great senpai." man corrected him and was silent for whole four seconds to continue his rant. Sabo just groaned in annoyance. He got enough after five minutes not to say hours of listening to one and the same person talk about one thing all this time, like broken music box that can play only one crappy song.
"Whatever. Just shut up." Sabo muttered to be once again ignored. He decided to ignore Melomelons talking and focus on mission. Looking trough his sniper rifles scope he searched for target. Target was some police officer, he didn't really care about it. He just wanted that guy to show up and die nicely so that he can go home.
It was proven to be hard job. Bartolomeos talking was getting deeper and deeper in his head taking his whole focus. Just then he spotted their target. Gathering his remaining focus he shoot. And hit perfectly. Of course Bartolomeo hadn't even noticed. And it pissed blonde off. He just got enough. He loved his brother but didn't need anyone talking about Lu all day long like broken record.
"We're done." He said standing up. Bartolomeo just nodded not stopping his rant. Sabo came to conclusion that said mans mouth can have much better use ages ago. And now time to get it to said better use. "Shut up." he said grabbing green haired mans shirt, yanked him down and smashed their lips together.
Bartolomeo tasted like kiwi and bananas. Not bad mix, unlike all those organic juices that tasted like shit. And he finally shut up. "Good. If I knew shutting you up can be this easy I'd do it ages ago." Sabo noted leaving stunned man behind.
"Wait, great senpai!" Bartolomeo ran after blonde man.
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