TAT: As I do, I do what I want and nothing more!
Osamu:...
TAT: I have a question for you! *points to readers* I can't decide whether to put up a Naruto, Reborn! or Yu-Gi-Oh fic up! So I ask you! What would you want me to do!?
Yuki: Why are you yelling?
TAT: It'll wear off later! For now, let's start!
Yuma: Is he going to be okay? 三3三
Yuki: *rubs forehead & sighs* Just go along with it.
Yuma: Okay. 三3三
Chika: The first one is from Zazaza gogo da.
Next round!
Oc tag team!
Yuki & Minoru - sing Let Me Hear from Parasyte & do the screaming part in airhead's ear
Yuki: *claps hands*
Minoru: What next?
Yuki: Just a song.
TAT: You forgot someone!
Minoru: Why is he yelling?
Yuki: Because he is an idiot.
Minoru: Ah~~ Okay.
TAT: *snaps fingers* Airhead, everyone! *ducks*
Yuki: Why do you still try that? You know it won't work.
Ninomiya: One good hit is all I need.
*music starts playing*
Yuki: Guess we should start. *looks at TAT* Hey, would anyone mind if we just did the shortened version and use megaphones in Ninomiya's ears? I really don't like that certain part.
TAT: I think that's fine! Just go for it!
You guys do not notice that we are gifted just by being humans
We are absolute predators
We do not even have any enemies
Maybe there are other animals watching us
and thinking that someday "we will beat them down"
Oh We have the brains to think hard
Wear our favorite clothes
We are at no doubt human beings
Many small lives
They were born [They were born]
with the fate [with the fate]
of dying for someone [for someone A human baby]
A human baby
When will they find out
[When will they find out the true fact yeah]
that at the point they were born, we are
[we are winners]
(the) winners of Earth
Aa hitori naiteita tonari no kimi ga toikakeru
dakara bokura yorisoi ikiru kirameku made
For what have I been living for？
When will I find out the answer？
An answer that is only for you
What will myself and...
Minoru: So? How were we?
Ninomiya: *holding head* Too loud...
TAT: That was the point.
Yuki: You good now?
TAT: Yeah. Let's continue.
Osamu: The next one is from umbreonblue.
so much to do. so much to do. Have you guys watched Gravitation yet? It's good! Plz review it for next time! How would you deal w/ 2 cats that chase each other around and/ have staring contests?... Not that i have that problem myself. Anyway, how would you ask your special someone out on a date? Yuma, eat a lot of sugar & go on a sugar high. Suzu, plz record what crazy things he does. Show it next time. I'll be hilarious! Here's some fried fish for all. And send dares/questions to my ToD! I may have homework, but I still get bored (i'm also secretly, a bit, on sugar high)!
TAT: I started it...Never got to episode two... But I enjoyed the first episode! We will defiantly get that review next time! As for the cats...
Chika: That sounds cute~
Ninomiya: It sounds irritating if the person is busy.
Yuki: I'll have to agree with Amatori.
TAT: If it helps, I have a similar situation with my cat and dog. Not only that, but they decided to basically play, wrestle, whatever you want to call it only on my bed instead of anyone else's... But they at least make it up to me by looking really adorable when they both sleep on my bed. Now, all of you answer the date one!
Yuki: I'd probably get the mood right first.
Osamu: Um...I'm not sure.
Jin: 'Do you want to go on a date with me?'
Yuma: Don't know. 三3三
Minoru: *walks in w/ bag of sugar*
TAT: *takes bag* Thanks.
Minoru: No problem.
TAT: *snaps fingers & hands bag to Yuma* Here ya go. All of it.
Yuma: Oh! What's a sugar high like? 三3三
Suzume: It's...Honestly, it's something. That's all I have to say.
Minoru: *turns to readers* Thanks for the fried fish, by the way.
TAT: And don't worry, I'll leave some later. For now though, we'll go on.
Jin: The next one is from yujonokage.
Aww~ Author-san you're making me blush again!
-le gasp- Mino! That's cheating now! Pft! Joke~ But I do wonder how the other airhead would react... Ah! -pushes other Nino to you- If he is limping, you know whose fault it is!
Truth/Question: Tachikawa, are you alright?
Suzu, how big is your collection now?
Yuki, something you can't do? Like cooking or such?
Dares: Author-san and Suzu, choose some boys even the ones who aren't here and let them wear the girls school uniform.
Toby, wear a Mushu cosplay and make an impression from him.
Other-Ninomiya: *looks around* Where am I?
Minoru: *hugs O-N* A very magical place.
Ninomiya: *turns away* Can I leave?
TAT: Nope. *snaps fingers*
Yuki: Great. Two of them...Can I at least hurt one of them?
TAT: Nope. You'll just have to deal with it.
Yuki: *sigh* Fine...But only for today.
TAT: Great. Now let's go on.
O-N: *glares at Minoru* Why does that screen say-
Minoru: It wasn't anything! I swear! It was a dare!
Yuki: Get over it. *turns to readers* There's a lot of things I can't do. I can't stand Ninomiya for too long, I can decline any ice-cream offered to me, I can't be someone else.
TAT: What's with you today?
Yuki: Really?
TAT: Right...
Jin: By the way, Tachikawa is still knocked out.
Osamu: Serious, what was in those cookies?
TAT: You people were already told. Anyways. Yuki, just say the thing you are worst at.
Yuki: I can't really draw. I get some lucky pictures, but otherwise I can't really do much.
TAT: I feel for you, dude. Anyways. Suzu.
Suzume: *recording Yuma bouncing off walls* Honestly, I just filled up my third bookshelf.
Toby: *in costume* And I'm in this because...?
TAT: Because you need to do an impression.
Toby: *sigh* Fine. Ahem... Who am I? Who am I!? I am the guardian of lost souls! I am the powerful! The pleasurable! The indestructible Toby!
Suzume: Wow. You were doing good until you said your name...
Toby: Shut up!
TAT: It's fine. He did his- Hey! No making-out unless dared!
Minoru: *grins & steps back* Sorry 'bout that~~
TAT: Lying, horny sack of... Anyways! Let's get to choosing! Suzu, you mind if we just choose five? Don't want to fill this place up too much.
Suzume: Fine by me.
TAT: Alright. So who should we pick?
Suzume: *grins & whispers in TAT's ear*
TAT: Oh, this will be fun. *snaps fingers*
Takeshi: *eye twitch* Why am I wearing this...? Who dared this?
Osamu & Hisato: *blushing & holding down skirt*
Suwa: What the hell is this!?
Both Ninomiya: *has Trion cubes at sides* You said five.
Suzume: Honestly, we did. We went with Hisato-kyun, Mikumo-kun, Suwa-san, Take, and 'Ninomiya'.
TAT: Besides, we didn't have to pick five. We could have gone with everyone, but I didn't want to torture that many people in one go.
Minoru: *smirks & grabs O-N's butt* I like the choices.
O-N: *jumps and brings down skirt*
TAT: Mi-no-ru! At least do that after we're done!
Suzume: Yeah! That way I can get all of the action! Honestly!
Ninomiya:...
Takeshi: Why does this time seem more odd than usual?
Toby: I think there has been weirder ones.
Takeshi: *glances at Tobu* Nice suit.
Toby: Nice skirt.
Takeshi & Toby:... *sighs & hangs head in shame*
Hisato: *blush* Can we please hurry up?
TAT: Yeah, yeah. Minoru, stop with the sexual harassment of Airhead-2 and say the next one.
Minoru: Fine. The next one is from Awesome Sauce.
Eri: *reading over what Suzume said* Hey Maya, Shana? Can I join the "Let's Kill Suzume" team?
Maya: Sure thing. *mischievous grin*
Kuni: What did she say? *reads* Eri? With Mikumo-kun and Kotowari-kun? Or with Izumi-senpai? *bursts out laughing* Good one, Suzume-chan.
Shana: How do you find this funny?!
Kuni: Because it is. I'm not as crazy as Suzume-chan, but shipping people, even you guys, is just hilarious, purely for the reactions. My personal ships happen to be Yuki and Maya, Toby and Shana, and I've gotta agree with Suzume, Eri with either Mikumo-kun or Kotowari-kun. Oh, and maybe Yuki and Mei. Anyone else in the Ship Squad, feel free to list yours!
Maya: Anybody who has been unwantingly shipped, feel free to join the "Let's Kill Suzume" team.
AS: Sauce's final questions and comments time. First off, what's White Day? How am I so out of the loop? Second, thank you, TAT, for reading my chapter, glad you like it. I'll get on the battle soon, I promise! That's all for now! Enjoy characters, hope you survive!
Suzume: Again, you can always try~~~
Yuki: Good luck.
Toby: I would try as soon as you girls can. Before you know it, she'll get some dirt on all of you, thanks to Mei.
TAT: *rolls eyes* Anyways... You're welcome and you just need to work at your own pace, so no need to rush. As for White Day, no need to worry. *snaps fingers* I'll have these girls explain since I doubt you want to hear (read) me talk too much.
Mei: I've got this. *turns to readers* Basically, in Japan, Valentine's Day is when girls give chocolates, or gifts, to the guys they like or to their bosses, when it comes to companies. White Day is the opposite. The guys give the girls something in return for what they got. Either day is a day to fear when around Suzume though, that's all you really need to know.
Suzume: Yup!
Mei: And about the ships... I'm leaning towards Shinoda-san and Yuki-kun, Shinoda-san and Akasora-san or Torimaru-kun and Kirin.
Konami: What!? Me and Torimaru!?
Mei: Yup.
Konami: Well, for me... Probably Osamu and Kitora-chan.
Kako: *holds up phone* Tsukiko and Takaoto.
Nasu: Defiantly Kuma-chan and Murakami-senpai.
Kumagai: What!?
Akane: All of the above! Minus the ones with Director Shinoda.
Kumagai: I would have to go with... I'm not sure.
Suzume: Honestly though, any and all are great in their own rights!
Minoru: *hugs O-N from behind* But we're the best one, right?
TAT: 1...2...3...4...5...6...
Yuki: I suggest you back up.
TAT: 7...8...
Minoru: Why?
TAT: 9...
Yuki: Just do it.
Minoru: *backs away*
TAT: 10. *looks up & sighs* Let's just move on to the last one.
Hisato: *blush* The last one is from Sora.
*claps* Beautiful
Suzu, who else is a shipper?
TAT, smash some poison cooking at Kitora and Tsuji faces.
Toby and Kage gets covered in paint this time
Suzume: Nasu Squad, Kako-san, Kirin, Shiorin, Ame-kun, Author-san...Honestly, lots of people. I think we're even starting to get through to Kitora-chan and Chano-chan.
Mei: I've got a few more Operators in.
TAT: *snaps fingers* They really are deadly when they want to be...
Kitora & Tsuji: *tries to run*
TAT: *aims & throws plate*
Tsuji: *gets hit & falls*
Kitora: *hides behind Toby*
Toby: Don't use me as a shield!
TAT: Good try, Kitora, but he has a dare too. *snaps fingers*
Kageura: What the- *falls on Toby & Kitora*
*paint falls of all three*
TAT: See? *stands above three* You lose. Sorry. *smashes plate into Kitora's face* The plates were made of plastic, so no need to worry. The food on the other hand...
All: *backs up*
TAT: *wipes hands* And there you have it. But before we go, remember my question from the beginning. If there are any other anime/manga you would like, feel free to suggest them.
Chika: We hope you enjoyed.
Kako: Remember to leave more questions and dares.
Hisato: *blush* Until next time...
All: Bye!
Minoru: Now, if you don't mind... *lifts O-N* We're gonna go have some fun.
Suzume: Wait for me!