"Boy Band"

Hideyoshi, Kenshin, and Sasuke were gathered in Kosonsan's courtyard. They were dressed in flashy outfits at Kenshin's insistence.

"And so are you guys clear on the plan?" Kenshin questioned.

"You want us to form a boy band so you can pick up bitches," Hideyoshi answered with a touch of uncertainty.

"Yeah, ain't that a great plan?" Kenshin grinned.

"I would refrain from calling them 'bitches'," Sasuke opined.

"Is 'chicks' or 'babes' fine?" Kenshin asked.

"Those should be OK."

"Anyway, this will work, bud. I saw your performance at Shoku's Harvest Festival and you guys were killing it! The babes were all going nuts!"

"I'm happily in a relationship," stated Hideyoshi.

"Fine, more girls for me. And you, Sasuke?"

"I'm single," Sasuke answered.

Kenshin nodded. That meant sharing fangirls, but he was willing to compromise.

"OK, now that we're set, we need to have roles. Hideyoshi, you're the smart one," said Kenshin.

Hideyoshi adjusted his glasses and smiled proudly.

"Naturally."

Kenshin pointed at Sasuke.

"Sasuke, you'll be the mysterious one."

Sasuke cocked an eyebrow.

"How am I the mysterious one?"

"You just have that kind of look."

"And what about you?" Hideyoshi asked Kenshin.

"I'm the manly one!" Kenshin claimed putting his hands on his hips.

"That's debatable," Hideyoshi deadpanned.

"Whatever! I'm claiming it!" Kenshin declared proudly. "OK, let's start rehearsing and then we can be famous and be surrounded by babes!"

They rehearsed and before long put on their first show. They did great, surprisingly.

It was only when Sasuke started playing his flute as part of their routine that things quickly went South.

Sasuke, Hideyoshi, and Kenshin screamed as they were chased by crazed fangirls.

"I wanted to be chased by girls, but not like this!" Kenshin cried.

"Help! Somebody, get the guards! HELP MEEEEE!" Hideyoshi shrieked.

"Sasuke, what the fuck did you do!?" Kenshin demanded accusingly.

"I just played my flute! I didn't think it would be this effective!" Sasuke yelled back.

The three of them ran from their fangirls, hoping to outrun them and get to safety.

This would be the first and last time they ever performed as a boy band.

"THEY'RE TAKING MY PANTS!" Hideyoshi shrieked.