Part 37: Bound 2 U.
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Sherlock, have you seen my keys? -JW
You are constantly loosing them. You ignored my suggestion of a key ring. -SH
Im starting to wish I did it now, I swear I spend half my life looking for them! -JW
That is such a horrendous exaggeration. You do not need them that badly since I have a set that can be replicated. -SH
We'll need the key whilst it's being replicated though...-JW
Also true. Hold on. Possible case at the door. -SH
How the hell do you know that!? -JW
Two rings. First quick, second held for a longer duration. Suggests impatience. -SH
Who is it? -JW
?-JW
? -JW
Would you stop doing that, I'm talking. -SH
To who? What do they want? -JW
Jared has has been polite enough to hand back your keys. -SH
Who the hell is Jared? And why are you on first names? You've spent 2 seconds with the guys and you always say names are irrelevant. -JW
It's impolite to disturb a conversation. -SH
Since when do you socialise with people!? And find it too good to disturb!? -JW
Jared is a science teacher. We are discussing cell structure mutations. -SH
Right. Has he left yet? -JW
No. He is sipping tea in the arm chair. -SH
That's my damn chair! -JW
It is a chair, John. It is neither mine nor yours, it is Mrs Hudson's property. -SH
He'll be moving in next...-JW
I have agreed to let him stay here for a duration of two days since his flat is flooded. -SH
WHAT!? you didn't think to consult me first!?-JW
That was my attempt at humour. -SH
So he's not staying? -JW
He is staying in the flat at the moment as we are mid-conversation. Nothing more. -SH
Thank Christ. -JW
You should relieved, why? -SH
Because I don't randomers sleeping in my flat with you! They could steal all sorts of stuff, leave it in a mess, eat all my food. Sides where are they gonna sleep? In your bed? Bet you'd love that wouldn't you, a nice science teacher to ask about all your experiments and give you feedback -JW
What's he look like? -JW
There is no reason to be jealous John. I will remain monogamous throughout our relationship, and I certainly will not cheat on you with a teacher. I despise them. Always have, always will. -SH
Mm. -JW
John don't sulk. It's unbecoming. -SH
I am not sulking. -JW
Wrong. -SH
I'm not. -JW
John, I'm not stupid. It is terribly obvious. -SH
I'm coming home. Get Jarhead out before I'm home. -JW
I am talking, John. I can not just kick him out. I am getting some well sought after answers to complete my research. Also his name is 'Jared'. -SH
Whatever. Get. Him. Out. -JW
John, don't be preposterous. -SH
Well then, I can't predict my actions when I bloody see him. I've given you fair warning. -JW
You are acting like a child. -SH
No more than you do every bloody day! -JW
I am not arguing with you over this. Jared will be gone by the time you are back to avoid any possible altercations that might happen upon your arrival. -SH
Good. -JW
What's he look like? I bet he's young. -JW
Mid twenties, brown hair, blue eyes. Caucasian. Mild tan, average height. strong welsh accent. -SH
Sounds a dream. Bet he's flirting with you ain't he? Welsh are always so bloody showey. -JW
Your level of jealously is astounding. I have already made a declaration of monogamy. Is that not enough? -SH
You could still flirt with him. You probably wouldn't even realise you were doing it. -JW
I am aware of all my actions, John. As well as Jared's. He is not flirting per say, but is showing a keen interest. Although I have mentioned the severed head in the fridge and he has turned an awful shade of white. You'd think he would have more of an open mind considering he has a degree in science, particularly anatomy. -SH
Funny that. Normal people; sciencey or not, tend not to socialise with people who keep severed heads...or body parts for that matter in their own house, let alone their fridge. -JW
Why not? I'm sure he has seen a copious amount of detached body parts during his time in medical school. -SH
Yes. In Medical School. Not in some strangers house! You could be a serial killer, keeping parts of his victims as souvenirs for all he knew. -JW
He has vacated the premises in haste. -SH
Im not surprised! -JW
People always jump to wrong conclusions. Can they not THINK before they act? It would save a lot of time. -SH
Not everyone is like you. You have to think about that sometimes. -JW
Considering the average person only uses 40% of their available brain power, I conclude that I am fully aware of this. -SH
Right...so Jar-whatever has gone? Yeah? -JW
Yes, John. For the third time. You are a prime example of the previous statistic I stated. Although you are surprisingly less dull. -SH
No need to insult me. Then compliment me...-JW
There wasn't any need for you to project jealousy on both me and Jared but you still did. -SH
Yeah, that was different. -JW
I don't believe it was. -SH
Did this 'Jared' bloke look anything like this. -JW
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Yes. That is Jared. Why do you ask? -SH
I've just seen him. He bumped into me running out from the flat. Dropped his keys, I picked them up...he said his name was Ianto...-JW
Well that can't be right. You must have mis-heard. -SH
Nope. Do you really think I would have mis-heard a name like Ianto? it's unusual, that's why I remember it. -JW
He might have been paid by my brother to plant a camera in our flat. The missing keys make perfect sense now. Why didn't I see this before, John? -SH
You were too blinded by him being a big flirt? I've met him...-JW
What? I hope you didn't flirt back! -SH
No! Of course not! -JW
You did. I can tell. -SH
Maybe just a bit, but it didn't meant anything! You know I'd never do anything other than flirt! -JW
I know, but it didn't change the fact that you played his game, John. He wanted you to be distracted. -SH
Yes but in all fairness, I only flirted so I could get a look at his keys. -JW
Why would you need to do that? -SH
You know that case last week when you said that the husband had a spare set of keys made? He hid them amongst loads of other keys on a key ring, too many so it wasn't noticed? -JW
I recall. -SH
Well I think he had a replica of our flat key on it. -JW
John, you are brilliant! Oh, you wait until my brother hears from me. I can hardly wait. Meddling was always his downfall. So sloppy. -SH
Am I forgiven for flirting? -JW
Most definitely. -SH
What about for knocking your experiment over this morning? -JW
Nice try. -SH