This is canon, so if you don't want to ready this, you can watch Episode 401, 402 and 403. Just a few minor changes. Also, the Straw Hat's don't know about the Pacifistas until they saw the real Kuma.

"I'm telling you, we should hid in the amusement park!" Luffy whined. The rest of the crew protested, and headed to Grove #12. They continued wandering around, until heavy footsteps in front of them caught their attention. Usopp freaked out, Sanji frowned, and Zoro growled at the large man in front of them, Kuma. "It can't be!" Nami gasped.

"Who are you?!" Luffy asked, not recognising the Shichibukai. "Get back, Luffy!" Usopp yelled. "He's one of the Shichibukai!" Nami continued. "A Shichibukai?! How come you guys know that?!" Luffy turned around and asked.

Kuma just removed his hands, and a light cannon was seen. Sanji yelled, "Don't let that attack hit you! It's a shockwave!" Kuma shot a light beam at Luffy, who managed to dodge in time. "What is this?! He can do this, too?!" Usopp yelled, clinging onto the ground so as to not be blown off. Chopper, Franky and Nami also did the same.

Luffy just yelled at Sanji, "Hey! You lied about it being a shock wave!" "That was a beam!" Luffy and Chopper had stars in their eyes as they admired the weapon that almost killed them. Usoop just shouted, "This is no time to be excited, you morons!"

"Bartholomew Kuma! Why are you back?!" Robin asked. "That bastard!" Zoro growled. Hearing the Shichibukai's name, Luffy asked, "Wait, is he the guy you siad showed upon Thriller Bark afterwards?!" Pointing at him, Usopp replied, "Yeah, that's him! Things got realy bad when he hit us with shockwaves from the paws on his palms!"

Changing into his Heavy Point, Chopper said, "He had planned to wipe us out there by throwing a bomb of compressed air at us, so he must've come back when he found out we survived!"

"You gave us plenty of trouble back then!" Franky shouted, ready to shoot. "Coup de Vent!" A large blast of air was shot at Kuma, who flew some distance away and slammed into a tree. "Did that work?" Nami asked, clutching her climatact. "No. The guy's still right as rain." Franky said, just as Kuma got up.

"Luffy-san!" Brook yelled, as Luffy shouted, "Gear Second! We know he's strong, so let's go all out at the very start!" Untightening his tie, Sanji frowned, "Guess we have no choice!" Zoro growled, "Something's off here. He seems different from last time. Is it just my imagination?!"

"Let's go!" Luffy yelled, and Kuma attacked them with the laser in his mouth. Luffy ran off, dodging all the laser blast Kuma sent at him. "Unbelievable!" Franky said, seeing the lasers. "From his hands, and from his mouth, too?" Usopp asked. "Scary!" Brook yelled.

Kuma fired another blast at Luffy, who dodged. It ended up hitting Franky, Usopp and Brook, who managed to avoid the worst effects of the laser by running off and hiding behind some buildings.

"Just what in the hell is that?!" Franky asked. "Like they said, it's a beam!" Usoop yelled. "A beam is just a ray of light! Having something like that working as a weapon is just a fantasy!" Franky retorted. Brook then leaned against the wall, not moving. "Uh, what are you doing!" Franky asked. "Playing dead." Brook replied, still not moving. Both Usopp and Franky yelled, "he already know you're not!"

Luffy, Zoro and Sanji ran at Kuma, who kept shooting at beams at them. The 'Monster Trio' elegantly dodged them, and they attacked using Santoryu Gomu Gomu no Diable Mouton Jet Roppyaku Pound Cannon, which was a combination attack of Luffy's Gomu Gomu no Jet Gatling, Zoro's Hyakuhachi Pound Ho (108 Calibre Pheonix) and Sanji's Diable Jambe: Mouton Shot.

The sheer intensity of the attack sent Kuma flying into some buildings, but left the 'Monster Trio' winded, and Luffy dropped out of his Gear Second. "Alright!" Nami cheered, "Did they get him?" Chopper said, "They're awesome!"

"The opponent is a Shichibukai. They can't beat him so easily. I can tell just from their expressions." Robin calmly said, staring at the 'Monster Trio' and the Shichibukai.

"Is he really that different?" Luffy asked, "Does that mean he's his twin or something?" Sanji replied, "Yeah, that's a possibility." "Anyway, if he was a real guy, then he would have instantly dodged our attacks."

Zoro panted, getting tired more quickly due to the damage he took at Thriller Bark, and on the previous island, "More importantly, he's not shooting out shock waves, and he doesn't have pads. But if he's a fake, then that's a problem as well. That means that there are two people as strong as him."

Kuma kept firing lasers at the trio, who kept on dodging. Zoro ran up behind him, dodged a laser, and used Hyakuhachi Pondo Hou, ripping oven the Shichibukai's shoulder, revealing the machinery beneath. Sanji used Concassé (Concasser Crush) on his leg, causing Kuma to be unbalanced. Zoro was about to attack again, but Kuma shot another laser at him, which he dodged in mid air.

When Zoro landed, Kuma started to charge a cannon from his mouth at him. Trying to move, Zoro found that he couldn't, as his injuries hadn't fully healed. He managed to dodge the cannon, but was sent sprawling.

"Zoro!" Luffy yelled. He ran in front of his swordsman and asked, "Hey, Zoro! Were you really so badly injured that you can't move?" "Leave him alone, Luffy! We have to defeat this thing first!" Sanji yelled, and thought You think? He took your pain, Luffy. And the outcomes were definitely worse for him, seeing you're a rubber man. There's no way his wounds from back then could've healed completely. From what I can see, just standing up to face the enemy must be really painful for him. If this bastard isn't Bartholomew Kuma, then who is he?! He looks exactly like one of the Shichibukai. What the hell is going on?!

Zoro managed to get on his hands and legs, but he kept coughing and panting. Kuma then fired more lasers at the Straw Hats, who tried to dodge and attack, but the most damage they were able to do was a gash on Kuma's shoulder, revealing his mechanical parts. Upon landing, Zoro collapsed on one knee, panting.

"Damn it! We don't even have time to counterattack!" Sanji grumbled. Zoro got up and tried to used, but the Kuma lookalike locked onto him, and prepared a laser at him. Seeing the laser, Luffy and Sanji ran towards the swordsman, but Chopper rushed in front of him and used Kokutei Roseo Michieri (Split Hoof Rose Blizzard), stopping his attack and pushing the opponent back.

The Shichibukai lookalike then grabbed Chopper with one hand, stopping his attack, and prepared to fire a laser at point blank range. Franky rushed up and pulled the skin coloured covering off his right hand, and used Strong Hammer, punching his's hand, causing the laser to be shot towards a mangrove tree.

Chopper ran away from the Kuma lookalike, just at Franky used Franky Boxing on said opponent. As he was delivering the final blow, he dodged it and slammed Franky away. Robin used Spider Net to catch Franky, and Usopp yelled, "We can't take his physical strength lightly, either!"

Brook ran up a tree and jumped down, yelling, "Take care! Here I go!" He then used Swallow Bond En Avant, but it couldn't penetrate the cyborg's skin. Facing upwards, He prepared to fire a laser from his mouth, and Brook tried to shake his sword free, and shouted, "W-Wait! That's dangerous! Are you planning on killing me?!...Though I am already dead... Wait! This is no time to be saying that...!"

Usopp used Hissatsu Atlas Suisei (Sure Kill Atlas Comet), which hit the cyborg, and ran away. "That was scary! Thank you very much!" Brook yelled, and ran in front of Usopp. He emerged with slight scratches and fell to his knees, and Chopper noted that he was acting strangely. It then fell to the ground, and Usopp yelled, "What? Bombs work on him NOW?!"

"One shot went inside his mouth... Something inside his body must have short circuited..." Franky noted, "His body might be tough, but he's still got blood on the inside. He's had his entire body modified to become a weapon, just like me... but he's really a normal human!"

Nami ran past the Kuma lookalike just as he got up. Sanji saw Kuma staring at Nami and yelled, "Nami-san, watch out! He's found you!" It aimed a laser at Nami and she yelled, "Oh no!"

"Ochenla Fleur: Qualro Mano: Shock!" Robin formed four hands on top of it's head and slammed down onto him, causing the laser to blow up his' mouth. "You did it! He fired off the beam inside his own mouth! He self-destructed!" Usopp cheered.

The Kuma lookalike fell on his knees and a hole started forming in his chest, sparking. "Sorry to interrupt your break, bro. But you should watch out for lightning there! From dark clouds to the Climatact, Thunderlance Tempo!" Her Climatact started sparking and she threw a bolt of lightning at her opponent.

Upon seeing him sparking violently, as well as smoking from the mouth, Brook exclaimed, "That definitely worked! Fantastic!" At that, he began firing lasers blindly, and the Straw Hats dove for cover. Panicking, Usopp shrieked, "It didn't work at all, did it?! He's still perfectly fine, isn't he?!"

"But where is he aiming anyway?" Chopper asked. "Had he become desperate?" Franky yelled. Covering his head, Usopp yelled, "He's completely lost his mind!"

Spinning, Sanji ignited his foot and said, "Once you become desperate, the fight is over." Zoro tied his bandana around his head and yelled, "Hey, blast him over here!" Sanji grumbled that he was too stubborn, and ran towards Kuma. Kuma aimed a laser at him, and Sanji used Diable Jambe: Flambage Shot. Kuma was engulfed in flames and bits of metal flew off him, and Franky commented that he was falling apart.

Zoro used Kiki: Kyuutouruu: Asura: Makyusen (Demonic Spirit: Nine Sword Style: Asura: Nine Demonic Slashes). "W-What's that?!" Brook exclaimed, shocked that Zoro suddenly had three heads. "Zoro multiplied?!" Chopper yelled.

Kuma tried to aim a laser at Zoro, but he quickly slashed him up, revealing more mechanical parts. Luffy then yelled, "Gear Third! Let's go! Gomu Gomu no Giant Riffle!" and finished him off with a giant rotating inflated fist, and the glow in Kuma's eyes faded.

For starters, let's just say Luffy forgot about his retactable staff.