Dear Writers of FanFiction

by A Vulcan's Kiss

The ℱellowship of The ℛing would like to have a few words with us concerning some of the cliché stories that are abundant on this branch. I suppose we can say that the most of them are a tad bit peeved • Canon and Pairings, mostly • Will accept Requests/Suggestions • Chapter 47: "Treebeard ON - Run, Forest, RUN!" • Please Read • T for safety • R&R! • 100,000 HITS! • CH47UP!

37. Elladan and Elrohir ON - Twincest

Dear Writers of FanFiction

by

A Vulcan's Kiss

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Chapter 37: Elladan and Elrohir ON - Twincest

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Dear Writers of FanFiction,

Upon the discovery of this immoral, indecent and blatantly lewd writings of yours, Elladan and I thought to write you all at the immediate moment of convenience.

Once again, we are Elladan and Elrohir, the proud heir and identical twin sons of Elrond Half-elven and Celebrían, daughter of Galadriel and Celeborn.

We are not; Elladan and Elrohir, the proud heir, identical twin sons and lovers of Elrond Half-elven and Celebrían, daughter of Galadriel and Celeborn. Incest is abhorred in the palace of Imladris, and in all elvish cultures, we assure you.

The mere fact of your conjuring this makes us completely livid. More so, the fact you call it "twincest" does not help our assumption that you, indeed, have problems with nicknames.

Sincerely,

Sons of Elrond, Elladan and Elrohir

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Author's Note:

Thanks and please review!

Next Chapter: Starring Faramir and his not so funny fable!

Keep it real, my friends!

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~A Vulcan's Kiss