Jasmine's Day Off-Chapter 36

Doctor: "Can you open your mouth a little?"

Neurologist: *opens her mouth, the doctor sniffs her breath, she closes her mouth and then responds with a proper* "What the fuck was that about?"

Doctor: "So you are not drunk… you are just naked in front of me… asking me if I want to be in a relationship with you. So this is either the best prank you ever pulled or some weird and long dream… both of which are just messed up."

Neurologist: "How about the third option?"

Doctor: "What third option?"

Neurologist: "The one were the girl says she loves you with zero strings attached and you can choose to say yes or no."

Doctor: "What?"

Neurologist: *slaps her forehead* "I fucking love you! Can you get the damn message already?!"

Doctor: "Like that was a big secret. But I'm glad to hear you say it."

Neurologist: "It's like you were designed to piss me off or something." *kicks him away* "When you grow the fuck up I'll be here in bed with Jasmine…asshole."

Doctor: "Aww come on why do you have to be so aggressive."

Neurologist: *flips him off* "Keep on fucking with my emotions and I'll show you what aggressive looks like."

Doctor: "Look if you were actually being serious about… loving me then I'll be in my room."

Neurologist: "You really think this is some big prank?"

Doctor: *shrugs* "I'll find out if you have the courage to tell me in my office."

Neurologist: "Why can't you just make it easy and take me home already."

Doctor: "Remember what happened last time?"

Neurologist: "Not my fault you had a bitch fit. That uncontrollable urge you have that makes you turn into a condescending bitch… do you remember it? Let me grab something sharp and I'll just show you how much you hurt me that day."

Doctor: "Was it before or after you made out with the surgeon? Was it before or after your confession of love that sounded like an excuse to keep me around? I felt like I was being used and unappreciated so yeah I got angry… I may have taken it too far that day but you have to admit that some of what I said made sense."

Neurologist: "That does not excuse the level of bullshit you yelled at me. I had no idea how to treat an idiot that I loved so I acted accordingly. If your idea of a parasite is a girl that clings to you, then you might as well find a nice guy to go on a date with instead."

Doctor: "Nope, I'll just go out with a girl that absolutely enjoys making my life miserable. I'm perfectly fine with it."

Neurologist: "If you want to start acting like a passive aggressive bitch again, I would be more than happy to bend you over and shove something up your ass to match your mood."

Doctor: "You know what? Screw you, I don't need this."

Neurologist: *grabs his shoulders, jumps on his back, and holds him in a headlock* "I'm getting sick of your shit. I already dealt with a decade of you being an asshole when we were younger… I don't want to deal with it anymore. So either man up or bitch out, but make a decision already."

Doctor: *runs backwards into wall* "I already made a decision… I'll be happy with or without you. If you suddenly change your mind and decide to treat me like a person instead of a punching bag then I'll be ready to start a relationship with you. In the meantime… stay safe."

Neurologist: "So that is all you have to say to me? 'Stay safe' is that really all I can get from you?"

Doctor: "I can't say the 'L' word until I actually feel that way about you. You can win my heart so easily but-"

Neurologist: "How am I supposed to win the heart of somebody whose heart is so cold?"

Doctor: "By warming them up I suppose." *walks away, looks back for a moment, and then just runs away with tears in his eyes clearly hurt by the neurologist's words*

Neurologist: "Why did I have to fall in love with that emotional idiot?"

Augustus: "The only emotional idiot I see here is you… why the hell is there an empty bottle in Jasmine's hand?"

Neurologist: "Because I gave it to her and I dared her to chug it. Problem?" *smirks*

Augustus: "Yes, the problem is that you need to go back to the mental institute you escaped from. You crazy bitch… do I even need to ask why you are still naked or why she is blushing?"

Jasmine: *sleep talking* "Oh hi, Auggie… you want to play with the neurologist… it is called lick me all night and day."

Augustus: "Well that sums up everything rather nicely… hottie, you are one sick fuck."