CAT NEWS:

This chapter is dedicated to my friend Kat, Oddsponge13, She introduced me to Fanfic, and helped me with my first fanfic Warriors reeetarded and weird series, and inspired me with one of her fanfics-the BEST fanfic ever created -in my opinion-

Now here's a chapter I wrote based on one of her Ideas.


It was a normal, sunny day at cat news, Tigerstar was prepping up for his date he had for this afternoon, he looked around in his closet, searching for a pair of boxers pants and a top. Tigerstar gasped- he wanted something That told the world "I'm Bi and im proud" Tigerstar gasped as he grabbed a pink and black polka-dotted Metallic Bra, and a simple pair of white boxers he hated, but he thought it was simple enough.

Sandstorm walked into the room putting In her earrings for today's Episode of cat news and she closed her eyes tightly "Oh I'm sorry!" She shrieked, embarrassed for walking in on Tigerstar in just boxers and a stuffed metallic bra.

"I need help" Tigerstar gasped ashamed on what he just said, normally he just grabs a trashy Britney spears outfit with fish net tights and goes out in front of a camera live and reports a story- but he was getting serious now, he wanted to seem serious with his relationship, after if it worked out for him, he would be happy. And be whoever he wanted to be.

"Oh well this skirt is your style…" Sandstorm said bringing out a skirt, which looked more like a belt, but was a skirt. Tigerstar gasped, sandstorm stood up alarmed and asked quietly "what are you looking for?"

"well" Tigerstar paused for a moment. "I need something that says I still have my 'sexy personalitay' But also says I'm not a gender confused freak, and also says I'm bi and proud. You know?" Tigerstar asked shyly.

Sandstorm looked at tigerstar in shock. And looked around in his closet "this is all girls stuff Tigerstar! Don't you have anything else?" Sandstorm asked.

Tigerstar sighed his arms crossed, still crossed he pointed to a small box in the corner of his tiny studio. "I think theres stuff in there that I used to wear in high school…" Tigerstar meowed with a hint of excitement in his voice- Could he really get the look he wanted?

"Well, heres a nice pair of pants for you…" Sandstorm said pulling out a pair of black business-y pants with white strips on them.

"but that looks to serious!" Tigerstar cried.

"don't worry! We can work with it TRUST me" Sandstorm purred.

"All right… I trust you!" Tigerstar gasped.

Sandstorm looked even harder, looking for a black shirt, with some sort of logo or picture on it, in gray. "is this okay?" Sandstorm gasped, settling with a black long sleeve shirt, with a tank top that was a black with a hint of gray colour, with Tigey Written in it in perfect handwriting in white.

"Perfect!" Tigerstar purred quickly putting on his new outfit. "wait, it's missing something" Tigerstar sighed.

Sandstorm paused "be right back! Wait right here."

Tigerstar waited, walking around the room nervously, Cat news was going to be on air in 30 minutes and his date was in 2 hours.

"back!" Sandstorm purred putting her favourite white sweater on tigerstar, and a black and white stripped scarf.

"Are you sure? This is your favourite sweater!" Tigerstar asked.

"You deserve it, you may be evil at the moment, but you were there for me when firestar- well you know…and when Squirrelflight needed you, you helped her and were like her best friend and more! Now get a pair of sunglasses or something, and don't ruin yourself before your date! Have fun!" Sandstorm purred walking away.

Tigerstar purred to himself and lay on his bed, and quickly grabbed a small black box from under his pillow, he opened the case and saw a diamond engagement ring. "I hope you say yes…." Tigerstar muttered to himself, putting his ring into his pocket.

15 minutes to cat news.

Graystripe walked passed cloudtails room, and heard small whispers…

But Cloudtail! I'm married!

I know I know! But, your so…

Nice? Because I'm not nice!

I meant crazy, I love crazy, crazy is hot. Please say you love me too?

Well I do love your outfits…

Uh huh…

Oh cloudtail No! I'm not going to say it! I refuse its wrong!

Sandstorm bursted out of Cloudtails room, graystipre looked at her oddly.

"What are you looking at? I did nothng wrong!" Sandstorm hissed

"of course…" Graystripe gasped "have you seen my gameboy?"

"yes its in your hand." Sandstorm meowed more relaxed.

"OHH! I didn't notice it, Okay great." Graystripe purred.

"5 minutes to cat news! EVERYONE TAKE THEIR PLACES!!" Shadowheart meowed loudly, soon everyone sat in their seats and made sure they looked okay, not lip stick on the tom cats, no messy hair on the girls, and DEFINATLY had to make sure the girls didn't walk out without their tops fully buttoned, It happened once with sandstorm screaming "IM READY IM READY!" from her room because she was late that day, it was very awkward.

"Hello and welcome to cat news!" Sandstorm meowed.

"yes welcome" Cloudtail purred leaning closer to sandstorm.

"we're all back over our fears of birds, now Tigerstar you have some news?" Firestar meowed calmly.

"yes! Well, first of all do you all love my outfit?" Tigerstar asked, everyone nodded. "GREAT! Sandstorm picked it out" Tigerstar smiled, then paused for a moment, he could have just got sandstorm into more trouble than she already was, they were both keeping big secrets. "she picked it out because if she didn't I would have smudged her eye liner!" Tigerstar said quickly.

"yah Tigerstars a bchti" Sandstorm.

Graystripe sighed for a moment. "Why does everyone keep saying bchti?? Isn't it bit…" Graystripe got cut off by silverstream.

"I don't want my baby to be swearing!" Silverstream hissed "oh yah and its sunny looked out your windows bchti's!"

"I'm not a baby anymore! Infact I never even knew you when I was a baby!" Graystripe hissed and started texting millie. "Hey have you guys seen my jetpack?" graystipre asked softly.

"yes its under your bed and I have news? LIKE OMG!?" Tigerstar hissed "And sandstorm, this sweater seems a little snug…" Tigerstar gasped.

"well yah its supposed to." Sandstorm gasped

"alright…Well, anyways, Tallstar is all frightened because I hear there's going to be an attack today! Oh no!" Tigerstar said trying to hide his smile.

"oh dear I wonder who's going to attack!" Bluestar hissed in Starclan "THAT BCHTI! He fudging dumping me that bass hole!" Bluestar started crying while hugging Darkstripe.

"well we don't have much more news today" cloudtail gasped.

Brambleclaw walked out of his dark corner, his beard was dragging across the floor and had the most crazy paranoid expression on his face. "I see dead birds" Brambleclaw hissed "THEIR GIVING ME A PROPHECY!"

"I thought you hated birds?" Firestar hissed.

"well I do but these toucans, toucans are cool. Anyhow something bad is going to happen on Friday the 13ths, which is randomly tomorrow, but it gets worse on Saturday the 14th!" Brambleclaw hissed running back into his dark corner.

Everyone mumbled to each other "should we believe him?"

"Well this concludes this episode of cat news!" Graystripe purred.

"AANNDD!! Cut!" Shadowheart meowed. "excellent show today guys!"

"I think I should leave early" Tigerstar coughed

"yah me too!" Cloudtail sandstorm Firestar and Silverstream said all together, running out the front door.

In a fancy restaurant in the middle of a two leg city.

Tigerstar sat down, his date hadn't arrived yet. He fiddled around with his napkin until a waiter came. "excuse me sir! Can you help me?"

"of course what do you need?" The waiter asked.

"I have a lovely date coming and I wish to propose can you maybe bring a pretty candle here?" Tigerstar asked calmly.

"Of course sir!" the waiter said and went to grab a candle and set it on tigerstars table.

"Sorry I'm late!"

"it's okay hun" Tigerstar said looking into his lovers gorgeous eyes.

"Hello what can I get you two?" The waiter said with a smile.

"I'll get your salad, with chicken please" Tigerstar purred and handed the waiter his menu.

"Can I get the salmon please?"

"of course! I'll be right back you two" The waiter said walking away.

"Theres something I wanted to ask you…" Tigerstar meowed, looking at his lovers eyes.

"What is it?"

"I know, I know this is awkward for you, and maybe a bit too soon,but I love you and you know you love me too! So I ask you…" Tigerstar said holding onto his lovers hands.

"what is it?"

"Firestar, will you marry me?" Tigerstar asked.

Firestar looked at tigerstar, their food just arrived, and so did their bill for some odd reason, firestar started eating, ignoring tigerstar.

fireestar quickly took a drink of his water, with his ring in it, and started choking on it.

"OMG FIRESTAR!" Tigerstar gasped, soon firestar spat it out, tigerstar sighed in releif.

Tigerstar quickly ate his salad in about 2.35 secounds, and looked up at firestar who was looking at his food eating slowly. "Well?"

"I don't know tigerstar…" Firestar gasped.

"Listen I know you need to think, it's okay, just tell me when you decide alright?" Tigerstar said and he winked slyly, paid the bill and left.

"Oh what am I going to do?" Firestar gasped.

Meanwhile at cloudtails house.

"So have you decided?" Cloudtail asked sandstorm.

"well! I don't know- I'll have to ask my t- err best friend for hi- err her advice. I'll see you tomorrow." Sandstorm gasped running off.

To be continued.


YES! Tigerstar loves firestar! Yes firestar loves him too!! I KNOW its so weird, but come on tigerstar SO always had a crush on Firestar, because we all know how powerful tigerstar was, he could have killed Firestar all along, He could have been dead, but no, he didn't kill firestar, he even could have killed him while he was asleep, so think about it, tigerstar so loves firestar! I mean they seem so perfect (atleast on cat news) I know it's a shocker, it's the point, and idk if it worked but I tried to make it suspenseful of who tigerstar was going out with but I did give hints in other chapters, because tigey always flirted with firestar, and last chapter what did you think firestar was doing at tigerstars house? Certainly not getting thongs! It was a movie night! And now I leave one more suspenseful thing for you all, what did cloudtail ask sandstorm? If you find out you get a cookie!

Hope you liked sorry if its too long!

DON'T get mad at me for spelling or grammar, NO flames either, Thanks!