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Explosive Dragon

Department of Mystery

Part 1

In Which Draco Onces Again Blows Shit Up & Discovers The Veil

"Dude, you look like shit, yeah." Draco said as his best friend sat down across from him. "You look like you haven't slept in a week, yeah."

Harry shot the blonde an unamused glare. "Pass me the damn coffee."

"Have bad dreams been waking you up at all night, yeah?" the blonde teased. "The almightly Harry Potter scared of a few bad dreams, yeah."

"Draco shut the fuck up and pass me the damn coffee." Harry snapped as he glared venom at his best friend. Briefly The-Boy-Who-Lived found himself wondering why he was best friends with the bastard. Right, they were the only ones crazy enough to put up with one another...and things had just sorta worked out like that.

Draco rolled his eyes as he passed the coffee. "Here, yeah. No need to bite my head off, yeah. But seriously bad dreams, yeah."

"They're not frightening in the least." Harry muttered before taking another sip of coffee. He was feeling better already. Thank Kami for caffeine. It was a little sour though. "They just keep waking me up in the middle of the night. Sugar."

"What are they about, yeah? Your dead grandmother and her pink haired sidekick, yeah?" Draco teased as he handed over the sugar bowl. "Pass the syrup, yeah."

"If I were dreaming about them I would be scared." the raven shook his head, handing the bottle of syrup over. "No, I've just been dreaming about my god father being tortured in the Department of Mysteries in the Ministry of Magic."

"...You know we haven't broken any major laws yet, yeah."

"I think commuting multiple counts of homicide is breaking a major law." Harry pointed out, taking another sip of his coffee. "No to mention all the arson."

"I meant recently, yeah." the Malfoy heir shrugged as he took a bite of syrup soaked bacon. "We should totally break into the Ministry of Magic, yeah. Think of all the mayhem we could cause, the things we could blow up, yeah."

Harry sighed. "I don't have anything better to do today."

"Great, yeah! We'll need lots of spray paint and explosives, yeah."

"What's he doing here, yeah?" Draco growled, pointing an accusing finger at the younger student behind The-Boy-Who-Lived. "He'll only hold us back, yeah. I bet he doesn't even know the difference between TNT and dynamite, yeah."

"Collin's my minion."

"So, yeah?"

"Just becuase you don't have a minion doesn't mean that I can't bring mine." Harry pointed out. "Plus he's really good at hiding bodies."

"But I don't want to hide the bodies, yeah." the blonde whined.

"He'll be quiet and carry our stuff, won't you Collin?"

"Of course Harry-sama." Collin nodded dutifully.

"A phone booth, yeah." the blonde pyro complained. "Geez you'd think with all the magic wizards have they would have come up with something a little cooler than this glorified elevator, yeah."

Harry raised an eye brow the trio entered the phone booth. "There are magical toliets that we could flush ourselves down instead."

Draco gagged dramaticly."Let's stick with the glorified elevator, yeah."

"I thought so. Now move out of the way both of you, I need to see the dial." the raven maneuvered over to the dial and carefully punched in the number. "6-2-4-4-2."

"Please state your name and the reason for your visit." an almost mechanical voiced asked.

"Artur Isforevr, to break several laws."

"Ceefor Isart," Draco smirked as he came up with his alias, it was way better then Harry's, "To blow shit up, yeah."

"Min Yon, to follow orders." chirped Colin.

"Thank you for your cooperation." the voice said as three badges apeared on the soon to be law breaking trio.

"...I think we might have gone a little over board." Harry commented as he looked over graffiti decorating the walls.

"Nah, yeah. I like it, yeah." Draco grinned as he pulled out the fireworks that Luna had given him for his last birthday. "But I think it's missing something, yeah."

"I'll add the hallucinogen." The raven shrugged as he headed towards the fountain.

"And I'll rig the fire works, yeah." the pryo smirked as he trailed behind The-Boy-Who-Lived. "By the way what don't you just poison it, yeah?"

"I've found that using a hallucinogen tends to cause more chaos when it comes to wizards. Plus while they'd never be able to catch me, let alone charge me I don't want there to be a murder investigation. It could make it harder to get my hands on certain poisons and potion ingredients."

"Very good Potter," said Lucius Malfoy as he stepped dramaticly out of the shadows. "Now give me the prophecy."

Harry ignored the man and the miniature hoard of Death Eaters that had apeared with him in favor of trying to get the prophecy orb thingy in his hand to work. "How does this thing work?"

"Maybe it's broken?" Collin suggested helpfully, following his idols example and ignoring the masked men.

"I said to give me the prophecy." the head of the Malfoy family repeated.

Harry shook his head. "I doubt it Collin."

"Should we steal it and find someone who knows how these thing work later?" The ginger asked holding up the empty spray paint bag.

"Good Collin," The-Boy-Who-Lived nodded approvingly at his student/minion. "Your learning."

Collin beamed at the praise.

By now Lucius Malfoy was tried of being ignored by the two children in front of him. "Stop ignoring me and hand over the prophecy!"

"Hey Father, Auntie Bella, yeah." Draco greeted his relatives as he walked passed them and up to his two fellow law breakers. "What'd you guys find, yeah?"

"A prophecy about Harry-sama."

"Let me guess," the blonde paused dramaticly, "He's the chosen one, yeah."

"We don't actually know what it says." the younger boy shrugged sheepishly. "We can't figure out how these thing work."

"...What are you doing here Draco?" Lucius asked as he recovered from the shock of seeing his son here of all places.

Draco grinned. "Breaking several major laws and totally getting away with it, yeah."

"Draco I am going to pretend that you where never here and you are going to go back to school right now." Lucius almost sighed as he order his son to leave, before turning his attention back to The-Boy-Who-Lived. "And you, Harry Potter are going to give me that prophecy."

Draco snorted. "No way, yeah."

Harry glared at the man. "I stole it first, it's mine."

"Expulso, Expulso, Expulso, Expulso, Expulso, yeah!" Draco cackled as he blew up another dozen rows of prophecy orbs as he sent his secound favorite spell in the vague direction of one of the Death Eaters. He was having to much fun to kill them just yet."Burn baby burn, yeah! Incendio Tria, yeah!"

"Protego! Your kid's fuck'n insane Malfoy! Shit!" Walden swore as he dove out of the way of yet another of the kids over powered Expulsos only to fine himself face to face with a blast of fire. "Aguamenti! Protego! Stupefy! Stupefy! Aguamenti! Protego!"

"Flagrante, Flagrante, Flagrante, Flagrante, Flagrante, Flagrante," this time instead of aiming at his opponents the blonde focused his spells on the prophecy orbs surrounding him, super heating them. "Wingardium Leviosa, yeah!"

"Protego Maxima!" Terrance Nott barely managed to raise a shield around himself and Walden before the brat launch his barrage of blazing orbs, which he then destroyed with a volly of Reductors. "Reductor! Reductor! Reductor! Reductor! Reductor! Reductor! You okay, Walden?"

"Yeah, thanks Terrance, Aqua Eructo!" Walden nodded before sending a jet of water at the fifth year student who was totally kicking their asses, blocking his Incendio Duo.

"Incendio Tria, yeah!" Draco laughed as he sent yet another wave of flames at his victims. "Incendio, Incendio, Incendio, yeah!"

"How can a kid be this good? Stupefy!" Terrance growled, dodging the kid's fire balls and sending a stunner at him. If only they were allowed to kill the brat, but no, he was Lucius son so he got to live. They were the one who weren't going to live! "He's not even taking us seriously! Aguamenti!"

"Avada Kedavra!" Yet another deadly green light was fired at the ginger fourth year, who surprisingly wasn't dead yet dispite being faced with three Death Eaters who were doing their best to murder him.

"Wingardium Leviosa!" Colin sent a near by prophecy into the green curse, effectively blocking it. He had a plan. "Defodio! Fumos!"

A gorge ripped it's way through the ground causing a mini-earthquake knocking Colin's foes out of balance. Then a cloud of smoke enveloped the area, hiding everything and everyone from view.

"Give up already kid."

"Yeah, come on, I'll make your death quick."

"A smokescreen can't save you."

"It's not supposed to. Accio Death Eater's shoes!" With that all three of the Death Eaters fell dropping their wand and Colin promptly ended two of them and suspended the other in midair. "Bombarda! Bombarda! Wingardium Leviosa!"

The Death Eater struggled vainly to escape the ginger's spell. "Put me down!"

Colin smiled sweetly at the man. "You know I've always wondered what would happen if I used my favorite spell on a human. It's meant to cleave the earth after all. I'd never use Harry-sama's test subjects and I haven't gotten around to obtaining my own yet. You'll be my first time experiment of my own."

"Please," the Death Eater begged. "Let me go!"

Colin let the man drop to the floor. "...Ok."

"Thank you! Thank you! Thank y-"

"Defodio." Colin watched as the man was ripped apart. So the spell technically still worked on humans. "A mix between a cutting and blasting curse...awesome!"

Extra

"I got a girlfriend, yeah." Draco practically sang as he walked into the dorm room fully intent on teasing his best friend over the fact that the raven did not.

"It's about time you and Luna hooked up." Harry said closing his book. "I'll go tell everyone so I can collect my winnings."

"You bet on Luna and me getting together, yeah?" Draco shook his head. "...I get a cut right, yeah?"

"Yeah, I used various aliases to put down every bet so I'd make a ton of money no matter when you too got together." Harry nodded. "I'll give you ten percent."

"Twenty, yeah."

"Fifteen."

"Done, yeah. But don't you care that I got a girlfriend before you, yeah?"

"Not really." Harry shrugged. "I'll go get my money."

I am literally splitting this chapter in half and added the extra, it's already over 1.8k words and growing.

Anyway I've started posting The Dark Mob Boss, I revised the originally plot and planned it all out. I'm going to be posting it scene by scene chronologically, instead of as a giant one shot. So go check it out.

Please review! It really motivates me to write!

KYR OUT~

Aliases-

Harry - Artur Isforevr = Art is forever

Draco - Ceefor Isart = C4 is Art = Art is an Explosion

Collin - Min Yon = Minion