Guys, I'm sorry to tell you this but I will drop the last fun chapter and start the real chapters. I feel that is has been fun to do them but I have to get serious again. If people still want fun chapters, I will consider them in the future as seperate stories outside this one. The story will continue I think next week so stay tuned, Matthew

Chapter 37: Prank or Die... I mean Dare

The Streets

Goten and Trunks were just walking around town, thinking of something to do to fill their time. Trunks had his arms behind his head while Goten looked around him at the scenery.

"Trunks, what do you think we can do in the meantime?" Goten asked.

"I don't know Goten, I don't care what it is, as long as it is fun." Trunks said.

He heard a sound behind him and focused his pupils behind him. No one was there except for the people walking in the opposite direction of the boys.

"Trunks, what's wrong?" Goten asked.

"It's nothing Goten, come on." Trunks said.

He and Trunks walked around the corner. Behind a building, Konohamaru and Udon were spying on the two boys.

"Come on Udon, let's follow them." Konohamaru said when he ran after them.

"You really think this is a good idea?" Udon asked.

"Of course!" Konohamaru said.

When the two boys were also around the corner, the street was completely deserted. Konohamaru looked around the alley to spot Goten and Trunks. Until he heard someone from above.

"Who are you and why are you following us?" Trunks asked.

"Wow cool, they can fly! Oh, well you see..." Konohamaru stuttered.

"Yes?" Trunks said.

"Well you see, Konohamaru and I were looking for others to play with." Udon explained.

"Play! Of course I want to play, what should we do?" Goten said.

"Not so fast Goten, you, is that really the reason you are spying on us?" Trunks asked.

"Yeah kind of, Naruto is busy with something and Moegi had to do something for her mother, so we were all alone." Konohamaru said.

"Hmm... I see, then... Why didn't you say it sooner, we are looking for something to do." Trunks said happily.

"Great, how about a game called Prank or Dare?" Konohamaru asked.

"Isn't it Truth or Dare?" Goten asked.

"No, Prank or Dare is way more fun, you either pull a prank on someone, or dare to do something radical. It will be me and Udon versus you Trunks. Goten and Udon will help us out as assistants." Konohamaru explained.

"Hehe, easy, I'll win this game, right Goten?" Trunks said.

"I guess so." Goten said.

"Don't be so sure, Udon and I are more rad than you two." Konohamaru said.

"Alright, we will see who is the best with these games." Trunks said.

"First off, let's do Pranks first." Konohamaru said when he thought for a second. "Alright I got something, you two need to pull a prank on Kakashi-sensei. Are you up to it?" Konohamaru asked.

"Is he that man with the mask and white hair that reads those weird kissing books?" Goten asked.

"Yes, they actually do more than just kissing though." Udon said.

"Oh, that guy, give me a couple of minutes and he will be pranked." Trunks said when he and Goten flew away.

The Street/Prank Building

As the hours went by, Trunks was finally done setting up his prank for Kakashi. He finished the sign and set it up on the street to lure him.

"This will be great Goten, now we just let it all play out." Trunks said.

"Trunks, are you sure this is a good idea? Won't he get mad?" Goten asked.

"Maybe, but he will understand." Trunks said as he looked behind him and saw Kakashi walking towards him. "Oh, there he is!" Hide Goten!" Trunks said as he due hid behind a building.

Kakashi was reading in his book on the way.

"He then puts his arm around her and... Oh, this is getting interesting..." Kakashi said while reading.

He looked at the building next to him and saw a board in front of it.

"Huh?" Kakashi said as he looked at the board. "For free, the Secrets of Kissing and more, in 10 seasons!" he said shocked. "I need it, I need it!" as he quickly went inside the building.

As he was inside, a lot of noise came from the building. Kakashi walked out and was covered in white feathers, sirup and a red glove on his head, resembling a chicken.

"Ugh, this does not look very good." Kakashi said saddened.

Goten, Trunks, Konohamaru and Udon laughed and quickly ran away to their meeting point.

At Kakashi, the covered up ninja disappeared as it was only a shadow clone.

He appeared from inside the building, unharmed with the book still in his hand.

"Shadow Clone Technique, a ninja's best friend against enemies and pranksters. Still kind of sad that there weren't 10 seasons. Oh well, maybe more luck next time." Kakashi said when he went his own away again.

At the meeting, the four kids were laughing at the prank, pricing Trunks for his success.

"Trunks! That was awesome, he looked like a chicken!" Konohamaru said enjoyed.

"Yeah I know, all part of the plan." Trunks said. "Now I got something for you, I want you to prank Mr Satan." he said.

"No problem, who is he?" Konohamaru asked.

"He's that big dumb guy with the weird hair, thinking he is the strongest man in the world. But he is afraid of people who are stronger than him. You need to show and scare him that you are stronger than him. Goten will help you with the effects." Trunks said.

"Sounds funny, alright I'll do it." Konohamaru said when he and the group went to Mr Satan.

Hercule Satan's House

Konohamaru went with Goten to Mr Satan's house where he stayed. Buu was gone so Hercule was all alone, relaxing outside the house.

"Nothing like a good day of relaxing." Hercule said.

Konohamaru and Goten sat behind a rock to devise a plan.

"Alright Goten, let's change my hair into gold. Then I will go and scare him." Konohamaru said.

"Give me a second." Goten said.

The young Saiyan painted Konohamaru's hair gold and puts it straight up. Konohamaru looked like a Super Saiyan.

"Okay Konohamaru, now if you need to use an energy attack like how we do it, just say 'Icarus' and I'll try to do something." Goten said.

"Got it, watch and learn." Konohamaru said when he jumped in front of Mr Satan.

Hercule opened his eyes and saw a small boy with gold, straight up hair. He shockingly woke up and fell back his chair.

"Deeehhh!" Hercule yelled as he hid behind his chair. "W-W-What do you want! Why are you here! Ar you one of Goku's Saiyan friends?" Hercule asked frightened.

"Hercule Satan, I am Konohamaru, and yes I am a Super... Super uuuhh..." Konohamaru stuttered.

"Saiyan!" Goten yelled quickly.

"Saiyan! Yes, I am a Super Saiyan. I came to challenge you, the strongest fighter on the planet!" Konohamaru shouted.

"Why me! I mean uuhhh..." Hercule said as he stood up from bravery. "I mean, sorry kid, I uuhh... I already fought like a thousand challengers, and I am exhausted, so maybe another time." Hercule said.

"No Hercule Satan, or do you want me to show you my Super Sandwich power!" Konohamaru shouted.

"Saiyan!" Goten yelled.

"Saiyan Power!" Konohamaru shouted.

Hercule had his eyes closed and hands together, Konohamaru held his arms up and yelled "Icarus!"

Goten heard the sign and quickly shot an energy wave sky-high. Hercule opened his eyes and saw the energy rocket launching in the air.

"Eeeeeheehee..." Hercule mumbled while a booger hung from his nose.

"You convinced me kid but uuhh... hmhmhmh... You see, the thing is uuhhh..." Hercule said brave, yet in panic.

He then crouched on the floor and reached to his knee.

"Oh no, my leg hurts again, must have been the fight with Majin Buu 3 years ago! The pain kills me, kills me!" Hercule shouted in pain.

Konohamaru looked curious as he tried to approached the grown man. "Hey, you okay?" Konohamaru asked.

But Goten gave him several sign, showing that he was only acting to not fight him as the young ninja understood him.

"No Hercule Satan, prepare to meet my greatest attack!" Konohamaru shouted in Kamehameha position.

"Daaaaahhhhh! I need to get out of here! Quick! That kid is crazy! Duahahaha..." Hercule cried and shouted when he quickly ran away from the boy.

"Ahahahahahahaa!" Goten and Konohamaru laughed.

"That was great Goten, we certainly scared him." Konohamaru said.

"Sure did, now let's go back." Goten said when the two few back to the group.

Boys Meeting Place

The group was in laughter from the prank. Trunks and Konohamaru in general, Goten and Udon were still considerate about the things the two boys were doing. Trunks and Konohamaru stopped laughing.

"Guys really, I think we should slow down with the pranks." Udon said worried.

Trunks and Konohamaru didn't listen to what he said.

"Alright Trunks, now we are going to the next thing, Dares." Konohamaru said.

"Easy, I am the dariest person you will ever meet... is dariest a word?" Trunks asked.

"I don't know, anyways, I know something not even Naruto can do or anyone else." Konohamaru said

"That is?" Trunks asked.

"Anger Sakura Haruno, and survive her outburst." Konohamaru said sneaky.

"Anger Sakura, why? She's just a girl, why should I be scared of her? My mother is the one you should be worried about?" Trunks asked.

"Just do the dare and you will see what I mean. No mother alive would be comparable to her rage." Konohamaru said.

"Fine, what do you want me to say?" Trunks asked as Konohamaru came closer to his ear.

He whistled in his ear as Trunks only looked questioned.

"Done! Just give me a minute and watch closely." Trunks said as he few over to look for Sakura.

The Park

Sakura was in the park, reading a book on medical studies. Trunks landed from the sky and ran towards Sakura. She looked in front of her and saw Trunks standing with his arms behind his back.

"Hey Trunks, what do you want?" Sakura asked nicely.

Trunks clears his throat.

"Sakura, where should I start... you are very, very ugly." Trunks said smart.

Sakura's expression changed to shocked and closed her eyes, with blood veins increasing with each insult and twitching her right eye.

"What did you just say to me?" Sakura asked somewhat quietly.

"Your hair is not pink but the color ugly, your forehead is the shape of a billboard on the beach, my full name fits on your forehead. Nobody likes you because of your temper and attitude. Ever though of anger management and therapy?" Trunks went on.

Her anger kept increasing while she gridded her teeth.

"What was his name again? Sasuke? He will never love you. Naruto is way too good for you. Did I already tell you that you were ugly?" Trunks said teasing.

"TRUUUNNNNKKKKKSSSSSS!" Sakura yelled loudly.

She explodes from anger, angrier than she has ever been. She punched the ground as rock spikes appeared. Trunks looked stunned on her anger.

"Wow, Konohamaru was not kidding around. Maybe I went a little to far?" Trunks said.

Sakura vanished from his sight as he looked above him and saw the pinked haired ninja going for a devastating meteor punch.

"Dah!" Trunks said when he jumped out-of-the-way.

When Sakura hit the ground, her super humans strength formed a gigantic hole. Trunks looked at the hole and was pretty impressed actually, by her strength.

"Hey, she is stronger than I thought, maybe even stronger than Yamcha." Trunks said when he quickly flew away.

Sakura saw the young Saiyan fly away as Trunks vanished from sight. Sakura held her fist up in the air.

"You better hope to never come across me, when I find you, you are dead you hear me! DEAD!" Sakura shouted in the process.

Trunks looked at the angered girl.

"Hehehe, I better stay out of her way until the war is over." Trunks said while flying.

Trunks arrived back at the group, all tired out.

"Phew, that was close, but I did it." Trunks said.

"Yeah, she can be real work sometimes." Konohamaru said.

"Now it is time to stop, this started from a joke to hurting people's feelings." Goten said.

"Please guys, just stop before we get the village after us." Udon asked

Trunks and Konohamaru looked at each other and agreed.

"Goten is right, we need to stop, after just one more dare. Since I did one, Konohamaru has to complete one." Trunks said.

"Bring it on." Konohamaru said.

Trunks thought for a couple of minutes, thinking for the most radical thing to do. Then when he stopped thinking, he turned back to the others.

"I got something, the perfect ast test will be... to steal the bra of a woman." Trunks said.

"What!" The group shouted.

"A bra?" Konohamaru said.

"Yes, something no man alive can get without the girl knowing, that is what my mother told me." Trunks said.

"Hold up, I got something even better, how about I steal the bra of... the Hokage, Lady Tsunade." Konohamaru said.

Udon looked frightened at what he said.

"Konohamaru are you insane! Tsunade is worse than Sakura, if she finds out you broke into her office and stole her bra, we end up getting killed or worse... ge grounded." Udon warned.

"Yes, great, that makes me the raddest person. Is 'raddest' a word too?" Konohamaru asked.

"I don't know, but it is settled. You sneak into Tsunade's office, find her bra and bring it back to the group. Then we put it back hours later and no one will ever find out it was us." Trunks said.

Konohamaru nods and ran towards the Hokage office.

Hokage Office

The young ninja stood next to the window of the Hokage office, he looks into the room from the corner and saw hat there was nobody in. Konohamaru jumped in the room and looked around her office.

"Where is it, oh it must be in her bathroom." Konohamaru said.

Just when he thought it was not in this room, the doorknob started to move as he looked shockingly at the door.

"Oh no, oh no, I need to hide!" Konohamaru said worried.

The door opened and Shizune walking it, she went to the drawer and grabbed a towel for Tsunade, who was ironically in the shower.

"Here it is, she must have forgotten about her bathrobe, when will she learn to grab the right bathrobe." Shizune said.

She walked through the door and closed it again. Konohamaru wipes the sweat off his forehead and looked at the drawer. When he opened the last drawer, he finally found what he was looking for.

"Wow, it's really, really big. Now to show this to Trunks and win the game." Konohamaru said.

Then again, the doorknob moved again as Konohamaru looked at the door, this time, he was almost stunned with fear, actually hearing Tsunade's voice from outside the room. He quickly looked around to hide, but then jumped out of the window and fell on the street. Tsunade, in her bathrobe, opened her door.

"Shizune, did you hear something?" Tsunade asked.

"No, I didn't hear anything, why?" Tsunade asked.

She looked suspicious around her office to spot any major or minor differences. Eventually, she looked at her drawers and opened up all of them. She saw that her bra has disappeared.

"What! Shizune, did you put my bra here in the drawer like I asked you to do?" Tsunade asked.

"Of course I did, why, what's wrong." Shizune asked.

"It is gone! Someone must have stolen it." Tsunade said.

She looked suspiciously at the window and opened it up. She was not able to see the thief, but she saw her bra wavering.

"You little thief! Get back here!" Tsunade said angered when she jumped out of the window.

"No Lady Tsunade, you are still in your bathrobe!" Shizune warned, but the Hokage didn't listen.

Konohamaru scarcely ran away to the group with the bra high up in his hand. Trunks, Goten and Udon saw him running towards them.

"Aright you did it." Trunks said.

"Dahahahahahaah..." Konohamaru shouted out loud. "Here, it's all yours, come on Udon, we need to go!" he said when Udon ran after him.

Trunks and Goten looked questioned at the bra, seeing its size.

"Wow, it's almost as big as my head." Goten said when he looked at it.

"But... what should we do with it?" Trunks asked.

Then, he saw an infuriated Hokage running towards him. He now understood why Konohamaru ran away also.

"Uuhhh... Goten..." Trunks said frightened.

"Yes Trunks?" Goten asked clueless.

"Run!" Trunks said when the boys ran away.

When Goten wanted to fl, Trunks held his hand firmly.

"No, if we fly, she will see us, we need to lose her." Trunks said.

Goten then went down and ran away with Trunks.

Small Area

Meanwhile, somewhere else, Roshi walked around to meet with a certain someone.

"So, you came... Elder Supreme Kai." Roshi said.

"Roshi, we need to decide before another war breaks out." Elder Kai said wisely.

The two elders came closer and closer t each other.

"Tsunade is mine!" Roshi and Elder said at the same time.

"Stop fooling yourself, you know damn well she is not interested in you! You are 300 years old, no one would fall for you!" Elder Kai said.

"So what, you are 15 generations old, do the math smarty! She is mine. She has the best looking melons I have ever seen, and I will not let you ruin my chances. Got that buddy!" Roshi said.

Then, Goten and Trunks ran towards the two elders. Trunks saw them arguing and suddenly got an idea to get Tsunade off their trail.

"Hey Roshi, Elder Kai!" Trunks shouted.

The Elders looked a the little boys approaching them.

"What is it Trunks, huh?" Roshi said as he looked at the bra in his hand. "Dehehe, Trunks ,where did you get that?" Roshi asked perverted.

"You really want to know? This bra belongs to the Hokage." Trunks said sneaky.

"What!" Elder and Roshi said at the same time.

"Give me that..." Roshi said when he quickly grabbed it. "Look at it, my head fits in it two times, and it smells like her." Roshi said.

"If I may ask, where did you get that boys?" Elder Kai asked.

"Well you see uuhh..." Trunks hesitated.

"Does not matter, give me that thing old fool." Elder said when he stole the bra from Roshi's firm.

"Hey that is mine, give that back!" Roshi said angered.

"Don't worry, you two can keep it, Goten and I will just leave you two alone. Come on." Trunks said when he and Goten quickly ran away and hid somewhere.

The two perverted masters leaked over the bra, but then Tsunade can running towards the two. Roshi and Elder looked at her and saw her in her bathrobe.

"Ehehehe, this is the best day ever!" Roshi said.

"She is mine." Elder said when he pulled him back.

Tsunade looked at Elder Kai and Master Roshi, also seeing her bra in their hands.

"So! You two stole it! You perverts will pay dearly!" Tsunade said angered.

"Huh?" Elder and Roshi mumbled the same.

"Deeehhh!" Tsunade shouted.

She tightens her fist and prepared a massive power punch on both elders. The two got directly hit and sent into the sky. Tsunade caught her bra up that fell down and returned back to her office, luckily unseen by spectators.

The Street

Meanwhile, Trunks and Goten were save again, avoiding probably the worst angered woman they will ever meet. They were back when they first started and walked around.

"That last one was not fun Trunks." Goten said.

"I admit, it was a bit extreme to ask him that but hey, look on the bright side, we avoided that lady's anger." Trunks said.

"I guess so, what do we do now, the day is almost over." Goten asked.

"We go home, our mothers must be worried." Trunks said.

"Yeah, I am tired." Goten said.

Trunks then started to think of something, and looked back at his friend.

"Hey Goten, what do you think of that Older Version of me?" Trunks asked.

"He seems really cool, too bad I left with dad to wherever I went." Goten said.

"Yeah, and that sword looked über cool, I wonder what he is up to, he was no at the meeting. That woman said that he got hurt." Trunks said.

"No way, that Older Version is way to cool to just get hurt. I'm sure he has recovered just fine now." Goten said.

When Trunks was back home, the lights went on and saw several people in the living room, Kakashi, Mr Satan and Sakura with Bulma standing in front of them.

"Trunks, what is it that I have heard about pranks?" Bulma asked angered.

"Oohh, it was dumb to think I would get away with this." Trunks said tired out.

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