"Hermione? HERMIONE!"
"What is it? What is it?!"
"There's a spider in the bed."
"A spider?"
"I just saw it in time! Can't believe I nearly got in."
"Where did it go?"
"It's still under the covers, a horrible fat black thing. Hairy too… ugh!"
"Did you try levitating it out the window?"
"Can't, the bloody thing runs too fast!"
"It's alright, Ron. Give me that glass and I'll get rid of him."
"Be careful, Hermione… Argh, argh! There it is! It's running to the pillows for cover – get it! GET IT!"
"I'm trying to, Ron, stop shouting! … There, he's caught, see? I'll just pop him out the window."
"…Is it gone? Are you sure?"
"Positive."
"What I want to know is, how did it get into the bed?"
"He has eight legs, he probably used them."
"Spiders are supposed to be on walls! Or ceilings! I've never heard of one getting into bed!"
"Calm down, Ron. I promise that first thing tomorrow, I'll find a spider repelling charm and cast it on every bed in the house, alright?"
"But – you have do it tonight! Just in case!"
"We're in England, Ron. How much harm can a spider do?"
"You saw Aragog! Come on, love! Please?"
"I don't even know where to look. I'll spend half an hour checking the housekeeping books but then I'm going to bed, spider-infested or not."
"Infested? Do you reckon there's more?!"
"No, I shouldn't've said that, I shouldn't've said that! It was a joke, Ron –"
"There could be more in the mattress! Or in the dresser –? I just got my pyjamas from there!"
"Ron, there are no spiders in your pyjamas! Don't rip them, please?"
"Hermione – oh Merlin, I think I felt something on my neck!"
"Let me see… there's nothing there. I promise. I'll be right back, as soon as I've found the spell. Don't worry."
"Bring the glass with you, yeah? It should probably be Incendioed, after all."
"I can just wash it –"
"Hermione!"
"Alright, alright! Honestly, you're worse than Rose."
"Rose is the sensible child, remember? She's got the right idea…"
"You're not going to get into bed until I get back, are you?"
"… Probably not."
"Come on then, we can have tea while we search."
"Okay, but I'm wearing your slippers, just in case…"