Eek! I'm sorry I didn't update for three days when I said everyday, but I was short on ideas. Last night I had a creative outburst and wrote all the idea/chapter names.

"Hermione, aren't you ever jealous of the fact you are constantly overshadowed by Harry Potter?", I asked quizzically as I sat on the arm of her arm chair.

"No, why?", she continued scribbling her essay on the parchment.

"Even though you're probably the reason he's alive at the moment?", I asked.

She straightened up and glared at me, "What are you trying to do here?"

I ignored her and leant back against the backrest, "Even though you're the brightest witch of the age?"

"Okay, fine, what if I was a little jealous when I first met him?", she looked suitably annoyed.

I stood, dangerously close to falling, on the armchair's arm.

"HEY EVERYONE HERMY'S JEALOUS!", I yelled at the top of my voice.

Which is actually extremely loud.

"ALICE!"