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Chapter 35 Genos Part 5
Sensei's my sensei!
Before the master-disciple went back to the city, they scoured the surrounding forest for a test drive for Genos' new training regimen. The two had agreed to be a duo from now on when dealing with monsters so that as Genos put it, "Sensei will be able to identify the weaknesses in my fighting style and correct my mistakes. It will also be benificial as if I lose a limb sensei will jump in to eliminate the monster before it does any damage to the city and my body."
And they have also agreed that once Saitama deemsthat he has become stronger, the rules will change a bit. Saitama will not interfere even if he loses a limb. Only when the 3 minutes time frame is up or if he requests that Saitama do not interfere.
So anyway, they will just iron out their new rules when the time comes. Or as Saitama says, he'll punch the stupid bridge if he gets there.
So far, he fought 6 monsters in that forest and the score is 3-3. Three of the monsters were obviously too cunning for him and the other three were wolf level. Probably. Anyway, we find the two heroes with Genos-his shirt was tattered- and Saitama who did not wear his suit (unlike canon) on their way back to the HAHQ. They were done with lunch and were wondering what to have for dinner.
They met mumen rider.
"Ah! Saitama-san! how's it going?" the biker stopped to greet the two.
"...'sup dude?" Saitama placed his hands inside the pocket of his jacket. "I see you're all fine now. the last time I saw you, you were in the hospital after that Garou beat you up."
"Ah yes. I heard you were the one who dealt with him. Is that true?"
"yeah. I avenged you dude." The man chuckled.
"oh? Haha. Thanks man. Anyway, would you mind if I treat you two for a bite? I'm sorry I was not able to visit you for a housewarming party." The biker parked his bike in a nearby oden stand.
Genos nodded. "Thank you Mumen-san."
The trio ordered their food and began chatting.
"hey Saitama-san, I heard you have kids now? I didn't believe it at first but.."
"Ah yeah. I adopted 6. Tsunami, Hana, Yuki, Rai, and Hono.." the bald man answered.
"I thought you said 6?"
The man thought for a moment. "yeah I did. Hm.. I guess I counted Genos."
"Sensei... does that mean I can call you Father as well?"
"HELL NO! I may be bald but.. I'm too young to be your actual father."
The three laughed heartily. Okay just two. Saitama didn't find it funny. Not at all.
Mumen rider swallowed his food and spoke, "I promise to come by once in a while to visit the kids then."
"Yeah. It would be nice to give Fubuki a rest from the brats. Who knows what they're putting her through. I kinda' enjoy that the kids are torturing her and Tatsumaki but they need a rest. So yeah." He chuckled.
The three enjoyed each other's company before parting ways.
The master-disciple duo continued to walk to their new home. They were chatting with anything under the sun when a barricade of men in black stood in their path.
"Huh?" Saitama stopped picking his nose.
"What's the Fubuki group doing here? If you cause trouble to sensei I swear-" Genos didn't get to finish what he was saying as Lashes cut him off by bowing. The rest of the group followed suit.
"I.. no We would like to thank you for your assistance in dealing with Senristu no Tatsumaki, Caped baldy-san! We would have never stood a chance!" Lashes declared.
Saitama resumed picking his nose.
Genos folded his arms.
The group straightened up their backs and stood in full attention. Lashes stepped forward, "Saitama-san. I'm currently in charge of the Fubuki group as our leader has been placed under your wing for the moment. You see.. we promised her that we would get stronger for her sake."
"eh?" the bald man gave them a quizzical look. His eyes widened when he realized what these guys were trying to imply. Horror was written all over his face. He never died and saw hell face to face but this... this is even worse than all his nightmares combined...
There are only three words that can describe this scene for our favorite hero.
WORST. CASE. SCENARIO.
"NO!" Genos roared. . he had sound effects installed by Dr. Kuseno. "SENSEI IS MINE! SENSEI IS MY SENSEI AND I HAVE NO INTENTION OF SHARING! YOU GO FIND YOUR OWN OR I WILL INCINERATE YOU WHERE YOU STAND!"
The men in black took a step back, everyone sweating bullets. (Lily was left at the Fubuki Group HQ to look after Psykos). The S class demon cyborg was not someone to trifle with. And the said youth is now satking his claim. Shit. It smells like shit. One of them probabaly shit in their pants.
"Eh? Thanks for the save Genos, lemme handle the rest. My bullshit ability is on." He muttered but Genos head him al the same and backed down. The bald man walked towards the scared group, "Eto... uhm.. guys? Chill okay. Genos will not roast you today. Inhale. Exhale. Inhale. Exhale. You're doing great. Okay. Did you guys come to see me to ask me to make you my disciples?"
The men in black nodded furiously.
"PERFECT!" the A class hero clapped his hands. "I have the perfect opportunity for you guys." He waggled his eyebrows and took out a piece of paper. "this is the address. Proceed to this place first thing in the morning. You shall recieve your training there. Prepare bandages, training clothes and camping beddings as well as toothbrush and personal toiletries. Alright?"
Lashes accepted the piece of paper and then everyone bowed and thanked him before leaving.
"Sensei? Are you really gonna take them as disciples?" Genos wanted to cry.
Saitama gave out a suspiciously evil giggle. "Hell no. Can I borrow your phone? I need to call someone."
The cyborg did as asked. The bald man took a few minutes before he was able to make a call.
"Ah yes. Hi this is Saitama. You mentioned you wanted disciples right? Yeah yeah. Some people came to me asking for your address, saying they wanted to be trained by you. Uh-huh. Yeah yeah. They'll come over first thing in the morning. Yeah.. yeah... sure. No prob old man. Bye." He ended the call and handed the phone to Genos.
"I called Bang. Hehe. Good luck with those dumbasses." He laughed at his own machination.
Genos was stunned. Those men wanted to be trained and Bang wanted disciples. Is... is his sensei an actual angel sent to earth to make things right? Oh kami... so that's why he heard angellic choir singing when his sensei suggested a training regiment for him.
They were almost a few kilometers from the HAHQ. They continued walking. They stopped when a prsence landed in front of them.
Saitama had a bored expression on his face. "I thought it was a green headed crow. What brings you here, Tatsumaki?" the woman was in a foul mood obviously.
"If I were a bird, you Hage no baka, you'd be the first person I'd shit on."
"eh? I was about to give you a nasty look but I see you already have one." Saitama was not backing down today. He was able to fend off a group of people wanting to be his disciples, Genos was no longer being a drama queen and mumen rider promised to take care of the kids one of these days. Or at least that's what he understood.
The verdette scoffed, "I'd like to insult you but I'm afraid I won't do as well as your genetics."
"My genetic may be a joke to you, but it's not as funny as your face." The man countered. Genos stiffled a laugh. His sensei is a master of annoying Tatsumaki to the point of insanity. "Aw? Are you angry now? you look cute when your angry." The man even talked like as if he was talking to a toddler.
"Ohhh." The esper raised her eyebrows. "so you think I'm cute when I'm angry?! Well get ready. Because I'm about to get GORGEOUS!"
"whoa! Hoooold it!" Saitama raised his arms in surrender. "okay, seriously, what's up Tats?"
"You fucking idiot! I've been looking for you throughout the entire day! How the hell am I supposed to 'report' to my 'supervisor' if the goddamned twat is nowhere to be found?!" the petite woman ranted.
Saitama picked his ears before reponding. "I'm sorry." He looked at her eyes. "I didn't know that being your supervisor would require my world to revolve around you. I hardly have time for my kids Tats. Let alone my hero work. And I didn't ask for any of this. This is your fault for being a loose cannon."
Said woman stopped in her tracks. "I...I.." her voice was shaking. It's true though. His world does not revolve around her. But it doesn't mean that it does not hurt. Honestly, she was expecting that he'd be doing hero work with her.. just like she imagined a lot of years ago. And when it was decided that he'd be supervising her... she.. she assumed that.. she hung her head.
"Aw. Don't be like that Tats. Look, I'll spend 2 days a week with you for supervision starting next week. You come over by... hmm.. by next Monday? Yeah that'll be.. april.." the man tried to think. Keyword tried.
"Sensei that would be 15th of April, 002-14524." Genos filled in.
"Ah thanks. Genos."
Tatsumaki huffed and crossed her arms across her chest. "Fine!" and with that she flew away.
"We're home" Saitama announced as soon as he entered the door. The kids ran to him and hugged him.
Last came was Fubuki who kissed him on the cheek and said, "welcome home. How was your day?"
The man answered as he picked up Yuki and the two began talking. Fubuki mentioned that Metal bat and his sister, Zenko had taken a liking to the kids and visited earlier. The two didn't stay for dinner but might be back tomorrow. He was about to narrate what happened to him when Rai butted in and told his father how his day was. Hana and Hono followed suit.
Genos could only stare. This man.. this woman... they looked like a real family. And then he remembered what saitama said earlier with Mumen rider.
"Ah yeah. I adopted 6. Tsunami, Hana, Yuki, Rai, and Hono.." the bald man answered.
"I thought you said 6?"
The man thought for a moment. "yeah I did. Hm.. I guess I counted Genos."
Saitama considered him family. For the short time that they were together. He smiled. The man was now in the sofa bombarded by stories from the children he took in. Rai was bouncing around and Hana was giggling. Heck even Hono was blushing. Yuki was gnawing at his father's head while Fubuki was in the kitchen.
The cyborg went to her.
"Oh hey Genos-kun. How's your day?" the woman plugged in the rice cooker. And began using her esper powers to slice vegetables, meat and prepare the plates. This woman was even much more efficient than he is inside the kitchen.
"it was fine. Sensei could fill you in later.. I'd just like to thank you for mothering my siblings." He said. "It really means much. To me.. to them... you'd be a great wife to sensei."
She huffed. "Aren't I already? At first I wanted to complain that this punishment is like glorified babysitting but... I might as well retire and do this." She sighed. "If my old self could see me now, she'd slap me upside down."
The cyborg chuckled. "I thought of that as well once. When I was doing sensei's laundry. If my old self could see me now, he'd probably incinerate me. But I don't think that I am a shadow of my former self. Sensei made a new training regimen for me, y'know."
"Oh? That's good. Maybe he can create one for me as well? Hmm.. come to think of it.."
"I'm home!" Tsunami announced.
"TSUN TSUN!" Yuki ran to her.
Fubuki peered from the kitchen, "welcome home dear. Please don't give Yuki too much sweets. He'll be joining us for dinner so don't spoil his appetite."
"Haiiii mooooom!" the teenager politely cheered as she snuggled the sweets on the pockets of her siblings.
"pst! Hey Tsunami! Didn't you hear your mom?" Saitama whispered.
"eh? Ehehe.. I'll give you some if you don't tell, dad."
"you got yourself a deal." They shook hands.
"what are all whispering about?!" Fubuki yelled from the kitchen. She marched to the living room and made all the sweets fly in the ceiling. "nobosy eats any sweet until AFTER dinner."
"awwww" even Saitama whined.
After dinner and the distribution of sweets, they tucked the kids in their rooms and went to their own.
"So..." Fubuki exited the bathroom in her nightgown. "You didn't tell me about your day."
The man stopped reading his mangas and looked at her. "Hey don't you think you're being to comfortable here? Anyway c'mere I'll tell you."
She was petrified for a moment. Hey don't you think you're being to comfortable here? But nonetheless she walked towards him, boarded the bed and snuggled on his side. "Are you tired of my presence here? *sniff *sniff."
"No. What I meant was that you're not doing any more hero work. You'll get demoted or something. Anyway, this morning I went over to Bang's dojo with Genos. Atomic Samurai challenged me to a duel."
She gasped. "what happened? Were you hurt or something?" she panicked and began checking all of his limbs.
"Hey hey! I'm fine. It's good 'cause he didn't make me pay for the sword. I.. I kinda' broke his sword."
She giggled. "Wow. You snapped that geezer's sword?" and broke away from him.
"yeah. And then Genos and I sparred somewhere else and.. and.. I think he mentioned a new hero organization. NEUROS or somethin' like that." This time, he snuggled to Fubuki's neck. He liked her smell.. somehow..
Her throat suddenly became dry. "eherm. Maybe you mean NEO HEROES? They approached me yesterday, you know. In the mall... so, are you going to transfer?" this man had probably no idea what the hell he's doing to her.
"nah" he wrapped his arms around her waist. "Too much work. Are you?"
"If you're not transferring.. then I'll stay with you." She blushed as she kissed his bald head.
He chuckled. His breath making her skin hot. "Really? You'll stay with me? Then you have to pay rent."
Yep this guy is a bastard. Confirmed. "I'm taking care of your kids. You're the one who should be paying me!"
He tightened his hug. "Nah too much trouble."
"ne..Saitama.. are we.." she held his face and guided it so that they were vis a vis.
Badump ba dump ba dump..
"what?" he had a sleepy face.
"Am I..." her heart thundered. A darn. Please voice box please cooperate just this once. Their eys locked. His hands on her waist. Her hands cupping his face. BADUMPBADUMPBADUMP
"Hey Fubuki... can I..can I...uhm.. kiss you?"
She closed her eyes.
He leaned closer.
And whispered, "I dunno how." He had the decency to look bashful.
She aimed for the kill. Kidding. She kissed him. a smuck. It felt like... okay nothing came close to what she felt. Like waves and waves of excitement and peace and romance and a thousand voltage of electricity swept through her. She had collywobbles for short.
He stared at her eyes and kissed her again. It was slow... and gradually became passionate. His hands exploring the curves of her body ad her hands stroking his neck and torso. That's when they heard a banging on the door.
Ugh.
"moooommmy! Dadddddddddy!" Yuki was bawling his eyes out outside.
Fubuki opened the door and picked him up, "What happened Yuki-chan? Did you have a nightmare?" the boy nodded. "aw. My poor poor Yuki-chan! Were you scared? You can sleep here with mommy and daddy then."
Saitama had his first case of blueballs.
A moment of silence.
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A/N: About Lily, when she took out her weapon, it really looked like a nunchaku. It was too late when I found out that it was actually a three-sectioned staff. As for Tatsumaki and Saitama's banters, I like them doing such. Thanks for reading. Please tell me what you think!
In an alternate universe:
Saitama never became a hero. He became a policeman instead. His city was pretty much safe from all the monsters because of him and he's pretty famous.
"You should join the Hero association." Amai mask suggested.
"You should move out of my way."
"Join my ninja village!" Sonic demanded.
"Join the line of the poeple waiting for me to give a fuck."
"Would you be interested in swordmanship?" Atomic samurai offered.
"I'm interested in skinning you alive."
"I can teach you good techniques!" flashy flash appeared.
"How about I shove your sword up your ass?"
"let me experiment on your body!" Dr. Genus showed him a wad of cash.
"train me!" Genos pleaded.
"If you're smart, you'd join the Fubuki group."th e raven haired esper folded her arms.
"A prophecy told me you can give me a good fight." Boros landed in front of him.
"I heard you are strong.." Garou readied a stance.
"YOU FUCKING IDIOTS! MOVE YOUR ASSES! I NEED TO GO TO THE BATHROOM!" Saitama bellowed.