Me: Here's the next chapter! :D

Todd: I don't want to answer these...

Me: Too bad! On with the chapter! Oh, I don't own anything.


"Okay, so today we got Mr. Scared of Everything, Todd!"

"... I'm not scared of everything..."

"Yes you are."

"Right, so, 1Teffka1Shenliu1Tophis asks, So what would you do if Pauleen walked in randomly and kissed you?"

"Um... Freak out or something... I don't know..."

What if an Allosaurus came and attacked you again?"

"Well, technically I have an Allo now, so probably nothing. Well, probably fight it off, but, yeah..."

'What is your favorite food (say banana because Rupert's in here!)'"

"Um... Bananas...?"

"HOW COULD YOU TODD?!" Rupert randomly yells from back stage.

"It's not my fault!"

"You said it. Anyway, ShayminMarx says, 'Hey Todd, OH NO THERE'S A RAPTOR BEHIND YOU!'"

Todd screams and looks behind him before looking back at the camera.

"NOT funny."

Todd then looks at the hosts, who're laughing.

"Can we just continue this?"

"Fine. ShayminMarx asks, 'So, if you could go anywhere that you haven't already been, where would that be?'"

"Hm... That's a good wquestion. Well, maybe one of the Pokemon regions or something like that..."

"Okay. So Guest asks, 'Give yourself a wedgie or pauleen is igno food!'"

"NO! PAULEEEEEN! Fine, I'll do it. I don't know how I will, though..."

"I'll do it!"

Lacunae walks over to Todd and gives him a wedgie.

"Ow..."

"All right, so the same guest asks, 'Do you releasise you dumb your excuses were? Really a rotten banana!'"

"Yes."

"The same guest asks, 'Todd, give my a Kl-33n interview!'"

"Can I do it after this or at his actual interview? 'Cause I don't want to delay the interview..."

"All right. So, DunalN2 asks, 'Why so you like Diga girl?'"

"Uh... Why I like Pauleen? Well, she's really cute, and nice, and says 'diga' and 'digadig' a lot... And I just like her..."

"Okay. So, DunalN2 asks, 'What about Rosie? Shes almost the same way.'"

"Actually, Rosie's a lot different. They have different personalities, shade of hair, eye color, not to mention Rosie doesn't really like Digadig people since the whole thing that happened with the Digadig chief, and Pauleen's a Digadig, so..."

"Good points. So, DunalN2 says, 'I steal your Barbaros. *Dunal gets Dino Medal* Te he he. };)'"

"NOOOOOOOOOOO! BARBAROOOOOOOSSSSS! D:"

"DunalN2 says, '...I now feel guilty... *Gives REAL copy of IceFreeze, a copy Diggins Stego and his Barbaros back* Will that make it up?'"

':D Yep. That makes it up."

"So, WinterGirl says, 'Your sister is coming *Atana randomly comes and hugs you* Atana: BIG BROTHER! YOU ARE ALIVE!'"

"Hi. :) Yes I'm alive."

"Okay. WinterGirl asks, 'Have you ever dress up like a butler so you can do EVERYTHING for Pauleen?'"

"No. I haven't done that."

"WinterGirl asks, 'Did your friends caught you singing Lady GaGa?'"

"... That is classified information."

ild glasres at him.

"You want me to get Zonga out?"

"... N-No! He's too cuddly!"

"Then answer."

"... Fine. One they caught me singing Paparazzi from her... They didn't stop laughing for about an hour or two... And Dina, Dino, and Hunter got it on camera..."

"We'll send it to you!" Dina yells from backstage.

"XD That's hilarious! Okay, WinterGirl says, 'PARTY HARD!*hands you a cake, a party hat and some gold, also turns on the music*'"

"Whoo! PAAARTTYYY!"

"After the interview. That is, if you survive it."

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, What?!"

"You'll see. Anyway, WinterGirl asks, 'Wanna ride in the sky?'"

"SURE! :D"

"You can wait. So, Raptin Guest asks, 'Couldn't you think of something more origional than a stomach ache?!'"

"... No. Unfortunatly, no..."

"Okay. Todd, before we continue, it was nice to know you."

"Wha-What?!"

"Todd, you are a weirdo, but everyone likes you, and you will be missed."

"WHAT?!"

"ild, would you like to do it?"

"... Sure. Raptin Guest says, 'I dare you to eat everything you've ever said you ate while faking a stomach ache. To make sure you do it, Raptin and I are just going to belt you down to this table here and shoot you with lasers and reverter rays if you don't comply. We will supply the various rotting/not fit to eat food. *Proceeds with dare*'"

"... I... I guess I'll do it..."

Some random people come in and give Todd a huge tray of all the food. Todd looks at it nervously before everyone (except Pauleen, who was out visiting her grandfather at Knotwood Forest) come and say bye to him.

"... Do... Do I have too?"

"Yes. We'll all miss you, Todd."

Todd takes off the lid and on the plat there's rotten bananas, mayonaise that's been left in the sun, a green tuna-fish sandwhich, sushi from a discount cart, oysters that were found in a swimming pool, and an all-you-can-eat chilidog buffet. Todd eats all of it, which causes him to choke and fall on the ground.

"Um... Todd...?"

"... Okay... I don't think I'll make it... If I don't, tell Pauleen I love her, okay?"

"Okay."

Todd then passes out and medical people come to see if he's alive.

"Um... Do you think he'll be okay?"

"Who knows? He's Todd. Anyway, next up is Pauleen. So send in questions for her. Until next time, bye!"


Me: And now it's review time! :D

Blossomlight: Rupert: AHHHHHHHHH! *runs off screaming his head off*

ShayminMarx: XD Thanks.

Guest: Okay. Rupert: AHHHHHHH! *runs off*

DunalN2: Thanks! :D And, why are you thinking about leaving? I mean, it's really cool here and stuff...

WinterGirl: No problem. :) You don't mind if I let someone else help every now and then, do you?

Raptin Guest: :3 Yep. Oh course. And thanks for the questions.

Me: Okay, so, I'll probably only be able to work on my stuff over this weekend, because starting Monday, I'm going to be INCREDIBLY busy through next Sunday, so I'll try to get at least one chapter of each of my stories up through the weekend. Anyway, rember to send in stuff for Pauleen, Well, bye.