Hey guys, so this is super short but i just wanted to update something, please tell me what you think. hopefully it's funny and not stupid. so anyway happy readying :D
Kurt couldn't help but reminisce about his time boarding at Dalton as he walked down the corridor towards Jeff's room. Nothing had changed, Kurt hadn't expected it to in a week but it was reassuring to see everything just like he remembered it. Kurt smiled when he saw the huge painting of yellow warbler sitting on a tree branch hanging on the wall. As seemingly innocent as this painting may appear Kurt knew otherwise. Kurt walked to the side of the painting's frame and lifted it off against the wall. Behind the painting, just like he suspected was a small hole in the wall with a crack slowly creeping up the wall. Kurt gently placed the frame against the wall and continued the walk to Jeff's dorm. Kurt had to laugh when he thought back to how it happened. Wes and David, of course were to blame. After a quite energetic Warbler practise, David and Wes were play fighting as Kurt, Blaine, Wes and David were making their way back to Blaine's dorm. Kurt and Blaine hung back a few steps as not to get in the way of an accidental punch. Wes jumped on David's back and tried to tackle him to the ground; but David ended up stumbling backwards and ramming Wes against the wall. Kurt and Blaine stood in shock when they saw Wes's head smash against the wall. Wes as it turned out was perfectly fine but they couldn't say the same about the wall. Wes thought quickly and ran off, he came back 20 minutes later with Thad holding the painting and hung it on the wall. Kurt was amazed that Wes had managed to find a painting big enough to hide the hole and how he hadn't been caught by a teacher. As a cover story Wes told the faculty that the painting was a donation from the Warblers as a token of their gratitude for allowing them to perform around the school. The teachers were so proud that they allowed the warblers to have a day off from school, so it wasn't as bad as Kurt had originally thought. Kurt shook the memory away as he came to a stop outside Jeff's door. Kurt knocked loudly three times on Jeff's door; Kurt swore he heard Jeff fall off his bed when he knocked on the door. Kurt stood outside the door waiting impatiently for Jeff to answer.
"Answer the door" Kurt barely heard.
"Hell no you answer the door" Kurt heard someone whisper back, Kurt was confused; Jeff didn't have a roommate, so who was in there? Kurt decided to knock again a bit hesitantly. The door opened instantly but only a few inches to reveal Jeff's face.
"Hey Jeff" Kurt said cheerfully, from what Kurt could see; Jeff really didn't look like his usual self. Jeff's hair was a bit dishevelled and unorganised, his lips were slightly swollen and redder then usually and he looked a little embarrassed to see Kurt.
"Oh my god Kurt what are you doing here?" Jeff asked in surprised, Kurt tried to look inside the room but Jeff closed the door slightly.
"I came to visit Blaine" Kurt said sceptically as he continued to look at Jeff.
"That's great, you should go back to him" Jeff told and tried to close the door, Kurt quickly put his hand on the door and stopped it from closing.
"I would but we kind of had a fight, can I come in?" Kurt asked curiously, Jeff glanced back into his room then looked back at Kurt disappointedly.
"Yeah sure" Jeff told, Kurt heard what sounded like a disappointed groan from inside the room, Kurt shrugged it off and went to open the door fully only to be stopped by Jeff once again.
"Can you hang on for like 30 seconds?" Jeff asked as he glanced back in his room again.
"I-" Kurt was cut off by the door slamming in his face. This seemed to confuse Kurt further, Jeff was the nicest guy Kurt knew; well apart from Blaine but Jeff was acting strange to say the least. Jeff's abruptness was almost coming of rude. Kurt continued to wait outside Jeff's room; Kurt heard something crash on the other side of the door and shook his head.
"Jeff hurry up" Kurt ordered.
"Two seconds" Jeff told, Kurt huffed and crossed his arms over his chest and proceeded to scowl at the door. Jeff opened the door and gave Kurt a once over.
"Nice shirt" Kurt said sarcastically as he looked at a shirtless Jeff in a pair of loose fitting jeans, Jeff looked down at his chest and smiled awkwardly at Kurt.
"Um, nice gloves" Jeff tried to say casually as he glanced at Kurt's hands; Kurt looked down at his gloves and smiled. Kurt looked back up to Jeff and smirked.
"Nice hickey" Kurt told, Jeff self consciously covered his neck with his palm and looked away from Kurt.
"Not there idiot" Kurt said as he looked down at Jeff's left hip bone; Jeff started to blush and covered it with his other hand.
"Wait, Nick's in London and that looks new. Are you cheating on Nick?" Kurt asked seriously, Jeff just rolled his eyes and pushed the door open fully.
"Hi Kurt" Nick huffed out angrily; Nick had his arms crossed tightly over his chest sitting on Jeff's bed with his back against the wall. Kurt looked around the room to see Jeff's school books splayed on the ground, various items of clothing hanging precariously in different parts of the room and by the piss off look Nick was sporting; Kurt could tell that he had definitely interrupted something.
"Nick got back from London today and only arrived at Dalton 20 minutes ago" Jeff explained "which was probably the best 20 minutes of my life".
"Would have been the best 2 hours of your life if Kurt didn't show up" Nick added petulantly as he started to pout in Kurt's direction.
"Sorry" Kurt said sheepishly, an awkward silence crossed the room and Kurt didn't know what to do. He knew he should probably just leave but he didn't know where else to go.
"So… is there some reason you are here?" Nick asked impatiently.
"Nick" Jeff scolded, Kurt looked back at Nick who was frowning but there was a strong glint of lust glazing over his eyes as he looked at Jeff chest appraisingly.
"Um maybe you should put a shirt on" Kurt suggested, Jeff nodded and walked over to a shirt that was hanging over the back of his desk chair.
"Kurt!" Nick whined "I just spent the last 20 minutes taking his clothes off now you're forcing him to put more on. Do you know how unfair that is?"
"Nick!" Jeff scorned as he started to blush even more, Nick just rolled his eyes at Jeff.
"I don't think Kurt is that dumb, what else could he have deduced just by gazing around the room" Nick asked.
"He's right and to answer your question I do know how unfair it is" Kurt told as he walked over to Jeff's bed.
"Is it sanitary to sit down?" Kurt asked sceptically.
"It is, sadly" Nick said regretfully as he looked down at the bed in disgust. Kurt rolled his eyes but sat down on the end of the bed; Jeff walked over from the other side of the room; now fully clothed and sat next to Nick. Nick wrapped his arm around Jeff and glared at Kurt.
"Alright, why are you here ruining my evening?" Nick asked pointedly.
"Nick" Jeff said as he slapped Nick's shoulder.
"What, I haven't seen you in 3 weeks; 3 long weeks Jeff. I need to get my hands on every single part of you in all different and magical ways, especially-"Jeff quickly covered Nick's mouth and started look extremely embarrassed. Kurt laughed when he heard Nick still continuing his rant but couldn't understand a word he was saying.
"Sorry Nick loses all his inhabitations when he is stressed" Jeff explained, Nick shook his head and took Jeff's hand off his mouth.
"No Nick isn't stressed Nick is horny as fuck" Nick stated, Kurt giggled when he saw Jeff face palm.
"Um so Kurt, what did you and Blaine fight about?"
Blaine was having a wonderful night, his team was winning, the game was exciting to watch, Wes wasn't there annoying him and Blaine was feeling very relaxed for the first time all day. The only thing that was missing was Kurt. Blaine had no idea where Kurt had disappeared to.
"He'll turn up eventually" Blaine said to himself, Blaine looked back at the screen and cheered when he saw his team score a touch down. Blaine was almost tempted to do a happy dance but reframed. Blaine laid back into his bed as the commercials came on and glanced at his alarm clock. Kurt had been gone for nearly an hour. Blaine was actually very disappointed that Kurt hadn't stayed with him to watch the game. All he wanted to do was watch the game and then he would do what ever Kurt wanted to do. Blaine thought it was a fair trade and Blaine even went shopping with Kurt today even though he hates shopping. Blaine looked back at the screen and for the first time that night he felt a little sad. Blaine felt lonely in his room now; he liked watching football with Kurt. Kurt always made it more interesting. Blaine sighed when the game ended, his team had won which was a plus but he couldn't help but wonder where Kurt was. Blaine reached over for the remote and turned off the TV. Blaine guessed that Kurt was probably with Wes or something. Blaine got up from his bed and walked over to his door; Blaine walked down to David's room and knocked on the door.
"Who is it?" David asked sweetly, Blaine rolled his eyes and laughed quietly.
"It's Blaine let me in" Blaine told, Blaine heard things being shuffled around the room before David finally opened the door.
"You're set for the night, now go away" David said as he dropped something into Blaine's hand and closed the door in his face. Blaine was confused at David's action and looked down in his hand. In his hand laid a box of condoms, Blaine rolled his eyes and stuffed them into his pocket.
"David open the door" Blaine shouted, Blaine heard David growl and pull the door open.
"I'm sure that will last you through the night, if not there is a gas station down the road" David told and went to shut the door again; Blaine stopped it and gave David a quizzical stare.
"Ok sure, do you know where Kurt is?" Blaine asked curiously.
"Yes!" Wes cheered from inside the room.
"Fuck" David groaned and reached into his pocket before handing Wes a $20 bill.
"Thank you" Wes said as he snatched it out of David's hand and held it up to the light to check if it was real.
"Wait, Blaine you idiot get in here" Wes said as he grabbed Blaine's shoulders and sat him down roughly on David's bed. Sophie and Charlotte were giggling as they sat next to Blaine.
"Blaine, how you doing" David asked in a condescending tone, Blaine eyed him sceptically as he and Wes stood infront of him with there arms crossed, glaring down at him.
"Fine, I guess" Blaine said carefully, David wheeled his desk chair over infront of Blaine and sat on it backwards resting his arms on the back of the chair.
"Well Blaine, you could be doing a lot more then fine if you were with Kurt. Now tell me what have you been doing for the past hour and a half?" Wes asked curiously as he tightened his glare on Blaine.
"Um watching the game" Blaine said slowly, Blaine saw Wes pinch the bridge of his nose and sigh heavily.
"Girls" David said nonchalantly, Blaine looked at Sophie only to be slapped in the face with a pillow. Blaine was quickly attacked by numerous pillows that were armed by Sophie and Charlotte.
"Stop, stop!" Blaine yelled.
"Alright girls that enough" Wes told, the girls sat back in their previous spots and looked a little crestfallen.
"What was that about?" Blaine asked as he tried to straighten up his shirt.
"Well Blaine what you just said was the wrong answer, we are going to use negative reinforcements until you tell us what you should have been doing this whole time" David said slowly.
"What do you mean, I should have been watching the game" Blaine said defensively.
"Girls" Wes gestured.
"No don't please, they're vicious" Blaine told.
"Fine but Blaine think about this logically ok. We left the room for 2 whole hours; the room was completely empty except for Kurt and you. Now you're telling me that you were stupid enough to watch a football game, when you could have easily just gotten the score off the TV the next day. Do you know how moody Kurt is probably being right now? I feel sorry for the poor sucker who had to be on the receiving end of Kurt's rant" Wes said mournfully.
"In my defence, it was a really good game" Blaine said earnestly only to receive a whack in the back of the head by a pillow from Sophie.
"I love you" Wes said fondly, Sophie started to blush and winked at Wes.
"Wes totally irrelevant, stay focus" David scolded, Wes nodded once and looked back at Blaine.
"Now Blaine, tell us what you should have been doing while you had an empty room to yourself" Wes said as if he was talking to a small child.
"Watching the game with Kurt?" Blaine asked more than told Wes rolled his eyes and prompted the girls once again.
"Wrong, wrong, wrong!" David said sternly, the girls finally stopped hitting Blaine with the pillow.
"Now please enlighten us on how you managed to fuck up your night so atrociously" Wes informed, Blaine scratched his head for a second before looking up at David and Wes.
"Well Kurt said that he wanted to spend time with me and I said that if he wanted to spend time with me he is more than welcomed to watch the game with me than he got angry and told me that I was fucking clueless and walked out of the room" Blaine recited.
"Walked" Wes laughed.
"Well more like slammed the door and stormed out of the room but it totally wasn't my fault" Blaine told.
"Not your fault, of course not" Charlotte cooed sarcastically.
"It's not, I thought that I was a good boy friend and went shopping with him today, even though I hate shopping" Blaine said.
"And what? The reward of sex isn't good enough. Wes jumps at the chance to go shopping, wow Blaine you really are clueless" Sophie said seriously.
"Am not" Blaine said defensively.
"You are, now please go make up with Kurt and go have loud obnoxious sex so I don't have to put up with a prissy Kurt tomorrow and a sullen you for the rest of the week because I can't go through that again" Wes told.
"But I don't know where Kurt is" Blaine said "he probably wouldn't answer if I called him anyway". Wes pulled out his phone and started to ring Kurt.
"Ok" David said as he stood up from his chair and pulled Blaine up with him.
"You are not going to come back to this room again tonight; Wes is going to stay here tonight so you and Kurt don't have to worry about him walking in on you two. It would be a scary sight for all. Now you are going to agree to whatever Kurt wants to do-"
"I don't think i'm really comfortable with you telling me this" Blaine said as he watched David straighten up Blaine's clothes.
"I don't care if Kurt wants to try hand cuffs" David continued as if Blaine hadn't said anything "or even blind folds you need to make Kurt not so up tight ok? So take your midget ass and go have fun with Kurt" David instructed. Blaine nodded reluctantly and looked back as Wes.
"Kurt is in Jeff's room, now go and get out of this room. I don't want to see your ugly face again until tomorrow, I wont come back to the room until 11 o'clock so that will give you time to make your self presentable and clean up if necessary" Wes said as he started pushing Blaine out of the room.
"Ok, 11 o'clock" Blaine repeated.
"Good now go" Wes said as he pushed Blaine out of the room.
"Where am I going again?" Blaine asked curiously.
"Jeff's room!" everyone shouted.
"Right, ok bye I guess" Blaine said as the door shut in his face. Blaine took a deep breath and started to walk down to Jeff's room, he hoped Kurt wouldn't be too mad at him.
so for the next chapter, do you want something smutty or skip that and go for a more sweet, romantic with making out? let me know ;)
