I do not own the rights or the characters from fifty shades of grey; they belong to EL James: That said, this is not the same story, some characters are not the same some are new. Also, I am dyslexic and therefore (.,:':! Placement may p*** you off!) I could get a beta, who would take a week to read and hand back, so if you're a stickler for 100% correct grammar this story may not be for you… That said, tell me where I'm going wrong and I will correct it. Reviews always welcomed the good the bad and the constructive Thanks… X…
CHAPTER 37:
C POV:
"Jason, where do we do this at home or get her here?"
"We do them both here, get the good Doctor Lang in to sign the deeds over too, and we get Mrs Lorraine Lang in to take her for lunch. Put them in conference room A and B and when they are both in open the blinds and watch the show. Their gig is then up as they say. The prison are aware you are going to see Miss Michelle Lang, and hopefully she will give up both her sister and her sister in law for the parts they played in all this, or they walk free, all we have is hearsay on them. Diana is very smart. Lorraine Lang's husband is arriving home to take care of their daughter today. We have informed him that your fathers firm will be pleased to represent him in his divorce from and to deal with the custody issues with his wife, Mrs Lorraine Lang.
The bank have film of Mrs Lang, or rather the then Miss Philips as she was, withdrawing the money from your sisters account as it was a large amount they kept it longer than is usual, and she is about to learn she alone will be charged with, Grand Larceny, they withdrew over a million dollars of Emma Morgan Pauls money. They also sold property left to her by her parents, illegally posing as Emma. As Tristan is dead she will be the only one charged. The good thing about Elena's paper trail is that they sold all the properties to her cheaply, and she still had them upon her death, so..."
"I own the property, so Emma can be cared for again?" Like I couldn't and wouldn't pay for the best care available anyway?
"They never removed her from the care facility she was placed in, her bills have been paid for her. I have Barney looking at who is paying her bills. They aren't cheap either!" So who is paying for Emma's care?
"Perhaps Jennifer's family, then if they knew about the twins, they must surely have known about me? Why not look for me, I mean do they know I was placed with the Greys?" I look at Jason for some sort of help understanding who else knew of Emma's condition and care requirements? She was diagnosed well after her adoption! More mysteries for Welch and his team to unravel, they all deserve a damn break this past few weeks have been hard on them too.
"Perhaps they did know where you were, perhaps they saw you were placed with a good family and didn't want to rock the boat Christian?"
"Yes, that's probably the reason, thanks Jason, I will call in 'Emma' for our lunch date and could you call in Dr Lang?"
"I will, I then need to get back home Gail and Sophie are going to the zoo, I'd like to go with them, my ex is having her surgery today and I want to keep Sophie's mind off her mother's troubles!"
"Of course you do, thanks for coming in, I realise your still supposed to be on holiday. Gail must be fuming with me?"
"No, far from it she just wants the crazy nun out of her kitchen. Apparently she's a slob, and that's not right, nuns like a bit of cleaning and strictness about the mornings, and to quote my wife 'that's no nun that's a lazy slob'?" I laugh, because her pancakes were horrid and were eaten only because my sister had tried to cook them for me! I get their files together for the conference rooms and have Andrea place them on the table with bottles of water. Then we make our calls...
"Hello, Emma." I choke saying her name. "Would you like to join me for lunch?"
"Christian, yes, that would be great. Will Ana be joining us?" She and I will be watching the show yes.
"No, she's very busy with work. You know I don't know how she does all she does. So lunch here in an hour?"
"Yes, I will see you in an hour, it gives me time to change. I need to go to the bank and sort out a transfer of funds from my Italian bank account, I need to buy accessories to go with the clothes you bought me." Like she can't use an Italian bank card here, really how dumb can she think I am.
"Accessories, do you mean bags and shoes? Did Caroline not send those?"
"Yes silly she did, but I haven't any jewellery, apart from my simple necklace and watch." Here comes the ploy for the trinkets that she would hope to sell for money, ha never happening bitch!
"Oh, you mean you need diamonds and gold, or bling as Mia calls it? Don't worry I will take care of your requirements after lunch!" She squeals. Shit Nitrous and Helium. "I will see you later. Goodbye." I place the call to Ana.
"Hello Beautiful, what are you doing for lunch?" Apart from me, of course?
"Nothing much Christian, why have you got something better for me to do?"
"I thought we could watch a show?" Perhaps put on a show of our own, shit I have a one tracked mind sex, sex and more sex.
"Yeah, well I wasn't expecting a show, opps, unless you mean a show of skin?" Correct she gets the prize, ding, ding, ding.
"Mrs Grey, are you wanting a booty call in my office?" I laugh loudly. "I wasn't thinking about sex on my desk, but hell I am now!" She giggled and that sound alone has me tight in the trouser department.
"I'll have Eric drive me there now, be ready and waiting husband dearest." I am, thanks to her giggle, as hard as nails already.
"Oh, you bet your sweet ass I'm already for my wife." I tell Andrea to hold my calls as soon as Ana gets here. I literally have ten minutes to wait until her pretty face appears at my door.
"Baby, come in. You have been a busy girl today haven't you?" She acts all coy. I love that woman.
"You're mad at me aren't you? I am sorry, if she is your sister I guess I will learn to like her?" Oh baby, you were so right, god I love her when she thinks she's done me wrong, umm guilt sex , have we had that? Probably I tend to do things wrong all the time. Like the realizing we were married thing, so wrong. It turned out okay though, my wife is stunning very sharp at knowing when something isn't quite right and boy was she on the ball with both Lorraine and Diana Lang. Now for good news, well sort of.
"I do have a sister, and thanks to my very clever wife I have found her, well my wife and Barney got together and found her. The imposter will be here in half an hour, as will the good Doctor Lang, to sign paperwork for the transfer of the property deeds!"
"I still don't trust her either, but you do I guess?" Oh Anastasia, you're so right with who you trust.
" I don't trust her either, she is in for a rude awakening my dear Anastasia. If they could package or teach what you know, it would be wonderful, you Mrs Grey are my little truth seeker, I'd be a billionaire if we could harness your abilities to see past the facade that people show us! Oh, but wait, I already am a billionaire, and have that little truth seeker watching my ass for me, lucky me!" She looked puzzled. All will be clear in a while. "So get that cute ass here and get those panties off!" She smiled and shimmed towards me waving the panties from her finger, when did she take those off, did Eric see her?
"What these?" She had them on her finger and waved them at me. "I like these Mr Grey and I didn't want to lose another pair to the brute of a panty ripper that is my husband! So I took the off when I went to the toilet, I can't have the staff seeing my hu-hu, I still reckon they watch us from their seats, with all your money Grey you need privacy screens putting in the damn cars." Something my new cars will have dear Ana...
"Get over here now and sit on this and show me your wicked side Anastasia!" My dick was waiting for her and boy was he ready for his lunch time treat!
"I don't mind if I do, oh he is ready!" She smiled and knelt before me, hidden in the desk well. Fuck yes, this I have had done before and here but never with my wife, there's a first time for everything and boy do I want her mouth around him.
"Ana, stop talking and argh..." Oh hell yes, no words spoken as she does what she does best! " You do that so well Baby, god yes do that again, fuck yes!" She laps and she licks, she tantalises then sucks, fuck she does this well, her sucks leave me breathless and needing more suck harder baby suck oh hell yes. I am so fucking loving watching her little head bob up and down on my dick. I need her warmth because I'm so near to coming in her mouth, but she suddenly stops and seductively her arms come up my chest and she rises from the floor, she places her legs over mine and I soon find her warmth. Fuck she feels so good. She slams down on me hard and I cry out in sheer pleasure and grab her butt tight in my hands. She wiggles on my dick, in small seductive circles and then gently she rises and falls, oh hell more, I need more. Our kisses are harsh and are only interrupted by our oh shits and oh fucks, and yes, yeses!, I'm so close to coming and then when Ana finally does, she cries out, "Oh fuck Christian!" Then she shudders on top of me as her climax hits her crescendo, and I hold her tightly, as I then I feel myself pour into her and shiver and shake until I'm empty, paradise , sheer paradise I'm flaccid and spent exhausted and euphoric as I hold her onto of me.
"Christian that was amazing, I want to sit on my sexy teacher's lap, until I can feel my legs again, wows Mr Grey, Sir that was a very nice afternoon detention." She smiles as she kisses me to scared to move as her legs are weak. She wants and needs and likes the small amounts of the kinky fuckery I use on her, I doubt she would ever like the large and more dedicated stuff, but I never thought I'd enjoy just sex and smacks and ass grabbing, but given who is worshipping my dick, do I really need the other bits of my old life? I look into her eyes and have my answer, no, she is enough.
"Fuck me Mrs Grey that we have to do again!"
"I liked that very much, now what show are we seeing?" I carry Ana to my bathroom and wash her and then myself. She re-dresses and touches up her just fucked hair and I grin like a moron, yep that ass is all mine. Such a pretty ass too! Her panties are back on and are safe for now, security buzz, one of them is here.
"Oh a little show and tell come and watch Ana. Emma, or Lorraine Lang as she really is and Doctor Lang are about to find out I know all about them and their past." I explained quickly as Andrea shows Lorraine Lang, the false Emma, to the small conference room. Ana and I are watching from my office.
"Mr Grey will be with you shortly, he has urgent business to see to in his office. He has left you some files to look over and will be with you once you have read them." Andrea leaves and the door is locked. Ana and I watch as she reads the files in front of her. Her past is coming to bite her in the ass, she used her share of the money to improve her looks, in hope of getting back at me. The stupid thing is had she come to me two or three months ago as herself, she was the perfect submissive. I shudder just thinking about her like that. I hug Ana and realise what could have happened, the stupid woman over thought her plan. Being my sister and apparent heir she thought perhaps she would get everything. I laugh as her face changes and she slams the folder shut and thumps the table. I open the blinds so she can see me holding my wife.
"It would seem you misjudged my security checks Lorraine Phillips or Lang. I would compliment you on the drastic changes you have made to your appearance, unfortunately it was all for nothing, now as you can see the evidence is there and the police are coming to take you away, but sit the show is far from over. By the way you don't make a good nun, my wife saw through your disguise within the first few hours of her meeting you. Really you should have not included the bit about having your child adopted, Ana may not have questioned the other things that was your undoing, why did you do and say that?"
"Diana said she would feel empathy for me, we could bond. I wanted you to like me not her, I swear she is not right for you Sir, she will be your undoing, she will ruin you, she already has. I wanted more for you I wanted more with you. I wanted to give you the world."
"Well you failed I would never have had an incestuous affair with my sister, that's way beyond anything I'd ever do."
"No but you would trust me enough to get drunk with and give some of your seed freely. We were going to share you we wanted you we still do Christian it's not too late?"
"Its way past being too late, it's not normal what you girls would do to get a small part of me. A part that only my wife gets freely, so when your ride to prison comes think about who is getting all my love and why. She is the only one I love and would and will want that with and in hurting her you hurt me, she is enough for me now and in the future as for you sit and think about what you have done and to whom you have done it, and seeing as Tristan my brother is dead, you will carry the can as they say for it all, who put you in touch with Tristan?"
" Elena Lincoln, she paid for my surgeries and I had to do the one job for them, I had to act like Emma and close the accounts for them. I owed them money and this cleared the slate, Diana and Michelle couldn't pass as Emma they were too tall and well I was seeing their brother and they roped me in, I wanted to be your perfect woman And I was, she will never be enough for you Sir, You'll see she is never going to be enough, the others are proof of that, you'll see Miss Steele, pretty soon he will want what the others give and what thanks to your past you will never be able to give, Elena knows of your past, she demanded that of him, he ruined you. She knew you wanted Sir and put a stop to it. She will be happy to get you back Sir."
"She's dead thanks to Leila and Michelle and or Diana, they have pulled your strings you dumb bitch they control you as Elena did before, Christian has me and I will be whatever he needs me to be, for now that's me being me, simple and plain old me, so think about me holding Christian, me worshipping Christian and me getting what all you nutters want from him, his future children. They are mine to give him freely and when that time is right we will do it together and live happily in the knowledge the nutters who tried to ruin us are rotting in prison, and we you ex submissive, we will be working on our happy ever after."
"Opps, do you think she knows that the games up?"I smile as I see Lorraine try the door, just as our other visitor comes a calling! "Sit down and shut up now!" I am amazed she does, and I close the blinds. "It's nearly over Baby and we will discuss the little Princess and Princesses you want, I know you want them but for now..."
"It's good just being us, I know besides it seems your seed is much coveted, umm and here's me with a fresh batch ha,ha, ha that sounded so yukkie even for me, what is it that makes your come so wantable?"
"Wantable is that even a word? I would think the money that come with getting the child and what my children will one day inherit Ana, and that's only for our children no others."
"Our children will not inherit without having to work hard to earn it Dear."
"Yes Dear I hear you and I agree our children will be aware of that, I like knowing there will be little Ana's and Christian's some day, but for now we keep Granny Grace and Phoebe waiting! Now for part two..."
I am hugged to the point of passing out, because I do want children with Ana just not yet. I see Ros looking so damn happy fuck I didn't want to hurt her, she is a damn casualty of war, she used her too, fancy her saying she was not interested in dick when she clearly was after mine. Ana drags me out of my little world, the bad days of my playroom and Diana taking her punishment on the rack and the cross, she loved rope play and she loved orgasm denial, of all my submissive she played the game the best. Her and Michelle that is, how did they work that, that I have to know?
"Oh, look the good Doctor Lang, she's still blonde, Oh heck she's with Ros, poor Ros!" Ana is right I think Ros will be upset. Andrea shows her to the next conference room and Ros leaves her, I watch Lorraine pace the room having tried the door she has found it locked and she is my prisoner, she will look good in orange, what accessories will she need for those? Silver cuffs and I have plenty of those too, but alas she will have the states to use.
"Mr Grey is seeing to other business at the moment Dr Lang, please read the file he has left for you and he will be in as soon as his last meeting is over." Andrea then leaves the room and again the doors are locked. It doesn't take her too long to realise she is trapped and her game is over. I then open the blinds so that both conference rooms are now visible, the looks on their faces as they realise their plans to fool me are over. I speak over the intercom informing them that Michelle Lang is singing with a loud voice, especially about Diana's involvement in it all!
"Why did you pretend not to like men when you so clearly did. How did the thing about sharing me with your sister work?" Ana goes to the bathroom I guess she doesn't need to hear me ask the questions on our sex life? How did you hope to get away with it all?"
"We very nearly did, who gave me up?"
"Your Aunt was fastidious in her paper work, she didn't put everything on to her computers she didn't trust them especially with certain pieces of her life, she got great pleasure out of both of you using me, why did you do it Diana, you would have been enough had you not fucked Elliot too!"
"That wasn't me that was Michelle, her attempt at hurting you, she was stupid I would have played the long game and proved I was worthy being the good doctor and making you think I didn't want you, you know being interested in women, men like you see that as a challenge, so I set about wining you back, then she came back into your life and Leila and Michelle were easily led into doing my bidding, you know getting her out of our lives so I could sneak in and take over the place her death would have left. I would have seen the light and realised I actually liked men, I was didn't figure on you marrying her or for Aunt Elena leaving a fucking paper trail. I had you convinced though, what gave me away your pretty wife and her feelings? I knew she didn't trust me, I knew I had to play the Ros card and hope little Miss Steele would get to like me."
"She never liked you and its Mrs Grey and yes you were as near to perfect for me until perfection re-entered my life. She was the only one I took to see my family she is the only one I have given myself to and she will be the only one I give myself to. I guess she gets what all of you fought over me, which is stupid all we had was a business arrangement and your arrangement was with your sister not you, I don't understand why you wanted to share me?"
"We didn't share I filled in the paperwork I came and did the first sessions I got you hooked you just mistook Michelle for me. She followed me one Friday and saw us going for dinner and she intercepted my text one weekend and did what she's good at she converted my toys, she cancelled our weekend, you were going to New York on business but in reality she went to Escala as me, she ruined it, she ruined a perfect plan and for what so she could have your brat for Aunty Elena, so yes I made them pay all of them and they did my bidding, they killed Elena they did the demolition of Anastasia's apartment Leila was slowly poisoning her, but the thing about sending idiots to do your bidding is they mess up, I should have done it myself..."
"Did you get all that? Good you did, you have yourselves the ring leader and yes good look detective! I'm sure it will take a lot of unravelling, still they have a life time to tell you!" Lorraine is either really cool or is in shock, either way they don't look too happy when Seattle's finest take them away. I had to hold Ana back, as she wanted to beat the crap out of the faux Emma, and laugh in the face of Diana. I had to hold my little fighting ninja back.
"Well, that was an anti climax, what now Christian?"
"We live happily ever after, for a while anyway?"
"Where is the real Emma?"
"She is in a private health care facility and has been there for a long time. She suffers from the same condition as Emma senior, and well I'd rather not say why her family had her placed there, suffice to say she has been cared for and well looked after too. I will let Trinity know and will arrange for a visit. She may be very happy there and any change may upset her, as it does Emma senior or she may want to spend time with her aunts, we can see what suits Trinity, she does a good job with Aunt Emma. So what do you fancy doing Mrs Grey?"
"I have the fashion shoot to do with Jose, do you want to come and see my farewell to modelling?"
"I may need to catch you if you fall again!"
"I'm not drunk this time Dear!" I am kissed again as we leave the comfort of the office and head to the cars. Jose is waiting for Ana at Kelly park, when we get there we see Jay and Mia arriving too...
"Oh look the gangs all here, come on go get changed the lights dimming fast and I only need the one dress shot, Jay get suited and booted and Mia do the honours and get your sister in the dress, if I ask her husband they won't make it out of the trailer." I grin at Jose, he had a point, seeing in her wedding attire made me fall for the blonde haired vixen! "Wait here with me, I need the company."
"I'd much prefer Ana, but I see your point. Hurry this up, we need food. We were busy over lunch."
"Were you bumping uglies again Grey? No worries we have reservations at the Mile High after, my treat, listen Mr Grey do you want to see some of my art?"
"Is that Jose speak for something else?"
"No... The gallery won't be up and running for ages yet, Elliot is ripping down walls as we speak. No I have the original photos from the first wedding shoot, here take a look!" I look and I don't see the need for these new shots these are perfect.
"I don't understand, why are you wanting them done again?"
"I want the look Ana has here in the shots, the ones I took with you holding her, I want that to be the look she has with Jay, there was nothing in her eyes until these shots see?"
"I see a beautiful woman in all the shots."
"I do too, but in these shots I see the more she always dreamed about, who knew it was you she wanted it with?" I smile, she looks beautiful in the dress and I realise what he means, she may be drunk but she looks happy, and her eyes are sparkling, and yep my dick twitches again as it did that day, especially seeing the brown haired vixen after the shoot.
"Can you ask the designer for the dress to supply it for our blessing, I want that one to be the one she wears when we get married again?"
"Hu? I guess so, but it's really expensive! What am I thinking of your mega billionaire Christian Grey, of course Miss Mateo will want her dress in those wedding pictures!"
"Don't tell Ana, I want to surprise her for a change!" He clips his nose and smiles.
"My lips are sealed. You get to pay for lunch though!"
"About that, we are having dinner in less than four fours, we will have to cancel, join us for dinner at Mom's instead. Ray will be there and your father was invited too!"
"Umm, dinner with the Greys, count me in. Sit me by your granny she's friking hilarious. That woman has me in stitches..."
"I think that can be arranged. She has a mind of her own and a mouth with no barriers!"
"She's a game old bird alright." The photo shoot takes two hours and I get to ogle my bride in all her finery. Mia looks a little peaky and has been dashing here there and everywhere. I haven't spoken more than a half dozen words to her, but I do intend having a few with Jay when this is all over and done with.
"It's a wrap everyone and everyone well done and thank you." Jose puts his camera away and his minions rush around dismantling the set up, as I wait in the car for Ana, as the rain has started to fall. I don't have too long a wait until my wife joins me, and we head for home to ready ourselves for the none getting to know Emma dinner. I have had word that whilst I was waiting for Ana, that both have admitted their parts in the both the fraud and apparently Diana's had a nervous breakdown and a violent episode and admitted her part in being the leader of the pack! She is however being sectioned as she lost the plot and attacked a police officer, apparently she too is bad off her medication, if I never see an ex sub of mine ever again, it will be too soon. Mia looks happy again now Jay is back, he looks a different guy too, perhaps his father's passing has relieved him of a lot of pleasure, we still need words and I know Elliot wants to ring his neck too. Dinner should be an interesting affair. About this non cheating thing and about the Sound House as our wedding gift, if you still want it that is?" Mia squeals and Jay puts his hands over his ears, right that she has to stop doing! "Laters Mia..."
"You are seriously giving them the fixer upper?" Ana smiles as I hug her cold butt.
"Seriously, she loved it when she first saw it. So I guess she gets the second choice house. We, my darling wife have a wedding to have blessed, and I know my grandmother has been pushing out the boat a little, and has ran my mother ragged! I think Mom said it was beginning to look like a three ringed circus?"
"Opps, so much for small and intimate then? So, what do we do for excitement now that the subs are all sunk and dead in the water?"
"We breathe a little easier Anastasia. So how was it being back in the model mode?"
"Great, really good actually, but that wasn't your typical shoot it's normally chaotic and there's normally more shouting involved. I'm officially retired now, and back to boat building, way to go quiet life."
"Anastasia Grey, you can be my own personal model!"
"Sexy lingerie is my speciality. I have just the set I'd like to show you later, pretty and pink, with just the hint of sexy and umm definitely a set to please my husband with!" I'm then kissing her deeply, as she returns the kisses and sighs as she pulls away. Leaving me desperately wanting more, she still isn't happy having security with us in the car, and is convinced they watch us. Having never made out with a woman in the car before her, I don't give it a thought, I guess they don't watch? I grin a little at the thought of poor Luke having to ignore the more amorous of our back seat fondles as poor Jason has had to endure.
"Baby they watch the road, not where your hands are my darling wife!" She realises where her hand still is and giggles again. I guess I will have to wait till we get home? We have a couple of hours to kill before we head back out to Grey Mansions...
"Ana are you ready, Luke's here waiting, hurry up we're going to be late... Anastasia Grey... Hurry up..." She is coming down the stairs! "Wow you look beautiful Baby, so pretty in pink. Strike that they can wait..." She comes down the stairs in a pale pink dress, oh hell be still my beating heart. Words can't express how much I love that woman coming towards me, though we are only late because I kept her in the shower longer than she expected.
"Thank you kind Sir, this little number was calling out from the back of my closet, speaking of closets Emma's things are still tagged they can go back. I don't want them."
"Okay, get her to bring you more like that one back and erg more underwear, I may have ruined that last lot, sorry!" She blushes as she remembers. She looks so cute when she does.
"Perhaps they do them with Velcro quick release sides, I shall ask..." I take her hand and place her shawl around her neck, taking the opportunity to kiss her again.
"Your carriage awaits your highness we are late for mothers. Are we all set to go, are you alright Baby?"
"Umm, yeah, sorry yes I'm fine more than fine I'm sort of looking forward to a quiet night with family, no intruders and no sub club. What is life going to be without them?"
"Quiet and safe I hope." We drive the short distance over the bridge and down the road to my parent's home.
"I wonder how Daddies been, I haven't had time to ring him since I left the hospital, was he alright Luke?"
"He was grumpy but fine Ana and Granny Phoebe was spoiling him with soup and killing him with her jokes, she could do stand up!" He smiled at her through the mirror. My wife the worrier.
"He was fine when I checked in on him too, before the meeting with the Lang sisters. Their brother is apparently a nice guy and not afflicted by the mental health issues of his sisters, it's in their mother's side, they only share fathers, something I bet he's glad of, and he is thankful for our looking out for his daughter. He can't believe Diana and Michelle and his wife were in cahoots together!" All of a sudden Ana shuddered. "Are you cold?"
"No, I just have this feeling my mother's up to no good, we need her out of the way and then I can enjoy the blessing and the honeymoon proper. Kate rang she wants to go back to Vegas for the bachelorette party and do all the things we didn't do. I said no, I want a quiet night in popcorn and movies at home." I like her thinking I'd already said the same to Elliot, like his new wife will let him get up to no good!
"I'm glad Kate rang you, how is she handling Karen and Elliot being married?"
"She gives it six weeks at most. I think she actually did like Elliot a lot. Don't think too badly of her she's just never going to change, and you have to admit they were good together until she ruined it!"
"I have to disagree I have never seem him look so relaxed or as happy as he is now with Karen. They are looking forward to their holiday. Her father has got in a wedding planner, and they are working on throwing them a massive church do, Grandma is looking forward to buying two hats and is driving my mother mad."
"She phoned me and is busy throwing all sorts of Ideas at me, I'm just going with the flow and turning up, they do party planning too well to argue with, I think Mia and you Granny are going into business doing it, well I think its party planning, she goes at you like a bomb and you only catch little bits of fallout from her, she is so like Mia and Elliot are you sure they aren't related?"
"She is going to kill my grandfather she is one mad idea after the other, she wants an old building I have for her business premises, I'd said we'd take her, she wants a party place I think or a party planning place? As you say she goes off on one like Mia and has a mouth like Elliot, one can only hope she has a business brain like me, though I hardly doubt it, she has a two second attention span, you'll see she has been on her best behaviour until now!" Ana laughed and I could now only imagine what she has planned! No, even Granny Trevelyan wouldn't wreck the day with tacky, strike that she could be... Wicked woman that she is... We arrived as Mia and Jay arrived. Elliot was already here as his car was already here. I helped out Ana and we four headed in. The party was already started and they were waiting for Mia and I. Mom's cocktails were being had and Dad had more scotch out, poor Ray was drinking ginger ale and looked miserable.
"Oh your here at last, Mother was sending out a search party for you. Drink Ana?"
"I will have a small one, more actual juice than cocktail please Grace!"
"Phooey, you have to catch up we've had three already." I could see my mother was very merry and granny was dancing with Elliot, Karen was sat by a pot plant that stunk suspiciously of my mother's cocktails, she was a wise woman indeed! Ana took the seat at the side of Karen.
"Thank god you arrived, they are force feeding me these and these delicious nibble things, those I don't mind, but the drinks are too strong, I got married last time I had those, opps you did too, and Elliot is driving me nuts. He has had more than a couple of those drinks and a few of his dad's aged whiskeys. They are celebrating the end of your troubles. I for one am happy for you!"
"Thanks, it's been a chaotic couple of weeks it has to be said."
"What are you two talking about?"
"Comparing married notes Elliot, your losing the battle for romance Ana gets flowers everyday!"
"I happen to know that is a lie Karen Grey, Ana here has hay fever and when my little bro tried to win her over he bought her half a meadow and she looked like crap!"
"I said she looked like she was suffering Elliot." I will kill him later.
"Oh I was bad, and yes full of sneezes! Crap was a good word!"
"My girl looked lovely ask her dad!"
"I want a drink don't ask me I'm sat here with ginger ale."
"Aww but Daddy at least you are here. Now what are we having for dinner Grace?"
"I don't know Mother took over the ordering around so I left her to it, she's up to no good that much I do know."
"I am not, we are having soup, to start with and a steamed chicken thing that Gretchen says Christian loves, I put her straight and said Mr Grey, if you please madam! Then as a treat, a store delivered a chocolate cake and a Caribou cake, why do they put Bison in cake?"
"A carob cake, Grandmother, for Ray its low gluten and fat free and well, it's better for him than the chocolate cake!"
"Paff, if it's so good I'll have your piece and you can share your father-in-laws Christian! Though I may give the dessert a miss I'm in training for my new hobby. Me and a few of the other girls at Grace's at her book club, are trying a few exercise classes." Girls? Damn it the youngest is my mother and she's in her fifties.
"Oh good what sort of exercise cardio?" Karen asks.
"Hu? I don't know what cardio classes are, are they like yoga?" Granny is drunk and not with the party at all.
"No, like step classes or Zumba, you know classes to get the pulse higher and your heart rate up a little."
"Oh well yeah I guess that's what I'm doing then!" We sat down to dinner and as Gretchen passed she looked in my bowl, not in her usual place, good job Ana was doing her usual absent minded rubbing thing. We were all listening to Elliot talk about stripping the walls of Jose studio, whom wisely enough went to the Mile High Club and gave dinner here a miss!
"That's what classes I'm doing, whoring!"
"Mother, they don't do classes in whoring, or stripping, what are you on about, I need to have words with the girls, what class are you taking and when?"
"Pole dancing and I ordered my pole on-line, its self assembly, I may need you around to fix it in place Elliot. I hear your good with poles?"
"Nope, it didn't end well my last attempt at pole dancing, in fact my wife had to rescue me from killing myself! I doubt you are young enough Granny it takes a hell of a lot of grip to hold the pole between your legs and look graceful!"
"Theo has no complaints!"
"Mother..."
"Oh take the stick out of your butt Gracie! I am doing pole dancers for beginner's class and me and the girls are looking forward to it. You three want to join me, my daughters a sour puss?"
"Actually Granny I do it at the gym, its hard work."
"Mia Grey, what the hell?"
"Hey Christian I will have you know it's good fun and as Granny says it's a good cardio workout."
"Well words fail me Mother, you really do have no moral compass, and I think I need to be having words with my book club leading you astray."
"Knowing your mother Grace it was her who signed the others up, that reminds me Phoebe there were several packages delivered earlier, have you been ordering more things?" My grandfather has a way of handling Granny and her not knowing she is being handled, something I need to learn on Ana for I fear she does the handling in our marriage...
"Yeah, things to make your eyes water Theo."
"Mother..."
"What, I ordered more spices from my curry club, really Grace you've turned into such a prude! No, the sex toys I get from the store here in town. I added more of them to your account Elliot!"
"Oh okay then, nice to know everyone knows I have an account."
"Can we please have less of this at the dinner table Ana, Karen, Jay, Ray and Sam I apologise my family are not normally so flippant at the dinner table I can only blame my mother in law!" My father is pissed off at Granny.
"Aww phooey Carrick Grey, I know you and Grace still indulge in fornication. There's only Christian that didn't indulge, well not until he met Ana here, until then he kept himself free from sinning, we thought the boy was gay, mighty glad he isn't! Now here let me show you a trick or two Karen."
"Oh hell, she isn't showing Karen how to pole dance at dinner, please Grace this is too much. Have her sectioned please, Theo can you not keep her under control?"
"I find letting things run their course works for me, give it two weeks and it will be something else she doesn't want to do any more. Speaking of which anyone want a couple of Llamas and a spinning wheel, she's lost all interest in spinning Llama wool. Oh and there's the four ostriches in the garden from her Faberge design an egg classes. Good job I got the credit card off of her before she ordered her own helicopter for flight lessons, thank god she failed the eye test!" I laughed loudly; oh my grandmother was a tonic. I watched as the whole family started laughing. My Grandmother was now giving Karen a demonstration, and it wasn't a pretty sight.
I only hope to be half as lively as her when I reach my seventies I guess with Ana at my side I will still want to have sex anyhow! She finally gave up and sat down as Gretchen served the chicken. Poor Ray laughed so hard he had to have a spray under the tongue thing. Ana nearly choked as she said would call around Monday and take her, she and my mother had another drink; it was never dull with Granny T around! They retired home taking dessert to go as Granny was tired. The pole dance demonstration during dinner must have tired her out a little.
"I can only apologise Karen and Jay, she normally isn't quite as bad as this, and poor Ana has seen my mother in action. Elliot please put a stop to her account at your shop."
"It's not my account its Chris's..." I choked.
"I haven't got an account at a sex shop!"Well, not one here anyhow...
"You have now, we went in for party favours for the big joint bachelorette party she is planning, and well I only had the company credit card with me... So when the accountant gets the bill you can easily explain the four hundred and change she spent. The Pole cost you two hundred, if she doesn't want it, I may find a use for it, hey Karen?"
"Why do you want it shoving up your butt?" He gave her the eye thing he does.
"She was serious then?" Ana, asked and I listened as she blushed, aww my poor baby.
"Um, she was and about the lessons too! I think we girls should join your book club Mom! She said they are meeting to practice some of the moves in the books!"
"Grace what books do you read, I never saw a pole dance in Pride and Prejudice, nor Romeo and Juliet?" My father was annoyed I think that Granny had ruined dinner, it made for some excitement for everyone and Granny seemed happy, I do wonder if she's got early onset dementia or something because she really gave the dirty dancing a good go too.
"I doubt they have them in the 'This man series,' or the other lady porn your group really read mother, Grace what do you really read?" Ana asks!
"The last one was how to seduce your husband in ten easy steps, but I got called away and left Barb to take her home..."
"Grace Trevelyan Grey is it any wonder your mother is as she is, what possessed you to take her?"
"I thought it would give her something to do! How did I know she'd take over the damn classes, Barb and the others love her...?" I laugh as my father shouts at my mother, both have had too much to drink, mainly to dull the pain of seeing Granny T's panties as she did a hand stand and showed Mia, Karen and Ana how to mount the pole in various ways, I have visions of visiting her in the emergency room when her pole actually arrives. She then showed them how to Twerk. Elliot and I didn't look up until it was all over. Seeing ones Grandmother Twerk your grandfather is not a pretty sight. Though the dirty old dog loved it...
"Eight we have some serious issues, your grandmothers senility is on the back burner for now. We have a date for the pre trial arguments with Carla; the judge has also sent her back to general population to await trial. He wants an early start like next week!"
"Next week, so soon Carrick really, can they do it so quickly?"
"Yes, she refused the plea deal they gave her she wants to see you in court. She has said was you who did it. All she did in connection with the dead child was being guilty of hiding the body."
"I didn't I swear I didn't." Ana is shaking and badly.
"We know, you will get your chance in court, she is just doing this to get a rise out of you Ana."
"I had a broken arm, which she did too; I couldn't hold a dinner fork at dinner let alone hold the baby."
"As I said all evidence points to her, please don't her worry you, they have already done the tests and whoever did it used both their hands as your medical records state your arm was just three days broken and you had no feeling in it." Poor Ana it never rains it pours, as they say. I hold her tight. As Ray comes to her other side, she has so much love for her in this room she cannot take it all in. I hold her tightly as the others come and sit and talk. Karen makes a call and then smiles as she sits beside Elliot.
"Who did you call baby?"
"My friend, she's a guard in the place her moms doing her time, I want the population to know just why she's in there, apparently she told them it was just for check fraud, they have their own way of dealing with child murderers, it's a prison code thin, so where were we?"
"She will be harmed in prison? You will get into trouble Karen?"
"For what speaking to a friend about work, besides she will have her chance to explain, they run a tight ship up there and well, I don't know your mother. Well apart from being related to you. Besides she may get away with it if she admits it all, she will need to, to be put in the safe wing with all the other kiddie fiddlers and sick bitches. If she doesn't, then more fool her. Either way she won't be worrying you. Now what are you and Jay doing about getting married? I was sorry to hear about your father Jay."
"Me too, he was a good man, are you two back to normal I only ask because Christian and Elliot there are itching to throw you in the pool."
"We are fine and as you can see she is wearing the ring I gave her, It seems I was just too stupid to realise she thought that with an alley way full of her brothers she would try anything on and she did had Miss Grey waited two more minutes she would have seen her being carted off by her father who was also in the alleyway, she ruined anything between us a long time ago and Mia was too much of a lady to call her out at my father's funeral and I for my shame was just too drunk and drowning two sorrows, his passing and her paying my bills, It's a man thing pride they say cometh before a fall. I was an eejitt pure and simple. Thank you for pointing that out to me Ana. I have given her the money back and well we are all good and are bust sorting her Mama Mia thing out. I have set up my studio in Escala, the lighting is great and the space just What I need, though the apartment looks like a warehouse at the moment and Mama Mia is everywhere."
"About that, the sound house only needs Elliot to do some small repairs according to Ana is was to be our home until she fell in love with the island house. As I gave Elliot the land to build his place on its only fair Mia gets the sound house as our wedding gift to you both and that's not a pride thing Jay, it's a big brother thing, I need her safe and it's literally near all of us and there is room for her security."
"No arguments from me, as long as the house is in her name, then I will live there with her." Mia is about to say something but doesn't, she knows me better than that.
"I agree besides, you won't need a home if you hurt her again, Elliot is always building somewhere, and has foundations that need filling!" Everyone laughs as they think we're joking. That's one less problem. Ana is still upset, so I decide to take her home. Her mother needs speaking to. I still have to talk to Trinity and break the news about faux and real Emma, I wonder if she could cope with two of them and just who has been paying the bills for my sister Emma? I meant to ask my father but alas the Granny Phoebe show took over. I take her home and I for one am glad that once this final thing is out of the way we can start to live like a normal newly wed couple...
Do we want Ana to have a day in court or for jail yard justice to take over? Update at the weekend, I have to work on my books too... Pintrest needs updating I'm in a spin so much going on and so little time to do it in... I need a gin and tonic, Hendrix of course, though I do have a Bombay Sapphire too lol...
Thanks for the reviews and from the new readers I love the pms I aim as Mr Grey says to please, have you seen the new photos from the re-
shoots how very yummy...