Disclaimer: I do not own Final Fantasy VII or Altoids, despite having a tin of them in my pocket.
A/N Okay be honest how many people here think Mother is brain dead? No not your mothers. But in my experience anything with glowing eyes is very much alive. Is she really brain dead or not, we'll let Hojo be the verdict of that.
Jenova looked around her tank, eyes flitting around the room as Hojo set various appliances on treys and wheeled the carts they sat on forward. It was time for another sample to be collected of genetic material. The fool, Jenova thought as Hojo smirked up staring her in the eye.
The one some called Mother looked around, "how's my precious experiment doing?" Hojo asked as he smiled up in the tank kissing it.
Jenova wanted to retort, just peachy you ugly bastard. For starters you can get your lips off of that tank. Then you can let me out. After that you should seriously consider some Altoids and investing in a toothbrush and toothpaste because your breath smells like someone just spilled some biohazard waste in there. Not to mention your teeth are yellow, do you know how disgusting that is, wait is that a piece of spinach I see in your bicuspid? No matter you still need to relieve that halitosis. Along with a bath, when was the last time you bathed, when I arrived on this world? Either way you smell horrific and vile, and quite frankly it's disgusting. But had to be content with just floating quietly in the tank.
He walked away unbuttoning his lab coat as he did so, revealing he was wearing a pair off boxers with little "I 3 Jenova"s plastered all over them. Jenova blanched, what in the name of this insignificant dirt ball called Gaia is wrong with you man?! You are creepy! Not to mention you have green skin. When was the last time you went out in the sun, when your mom was pregnant?! That's it as soon as I get out of here; I am so getting rid of you. Judging by your bad back, green complexion and overall lack of personal hygiene I can assume your love life is pathetic.
Hojo looked up at the large, pale blue, feminine shape of Jenova, floating gently in its tank. He was running low on samples of Jenova cells for his injections in his test subjects, he needed more. Through trial and error he'd learned that he could collect samples without too much in the way of danger. "No you wouldn't hurt me at all."
He stepped up to the tank and hit the drain valve, the mako infused liquid drained out so he could open the door. "Be a good patient and this won't hurt a bit."
As soon as the door opened Jenova seized the moment by the horns. A long tentacle shot out and wrapped around Hojo's neck, he choked as Jenova slammed him into a wall. A small trickle of blood got onto the tentacle, Jenova winced, and did you know your damn blood is acidic too? Honestly how have you managed to survive all this time, I'll give you credit for that much.
She banged his head against the wall a few times before dropping him; she let a small smile cross her face. Now she just had to wait for her son to come get her so they could take over the world.