Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter.
498. Belongs to Your own random stalker.
499. Belongs to TheGirlWhoSawImagination
500. Belongs to feral wolfskin.
A massive thank-you to my readers and reviewers.
Dear Students,
The word yawning makes me feel sleepy.
495. Not allowed to do anything you saw on Babylon 5.
Nor are you to keep claiming you need the sorting hat to help fight in the war against the shadows.
496. No student is allowed to organize a party for a toenail clipping.
Never thought I'd have to make that a rule.
497. There will never be a situation at Hogwarts where you are required to bite me.
So please stop trying.
498. Not allowed to sing Harry and Draco sittin in a tree.
Seriously, they still are seeing therapists.
499. Not allowed to have the paintings tell you about their real life counterparts.
Some things about the Fat Lady just shouldn't be known.
500. Not allowed to search for the Elements of Harmony in the Forbidden Forest.
Voldemort will be defeated by the power of love not the power of friendship.
501. Nobody is to challenge anyone to break every one of these rules.
I mean it.
502. Harry Potter is not to go on a four hour rant on how everybody in the wizard and muggle world uses him.
Even if there some truth in it.
Sincerely Albus Dumbledore.