So I was watching Frozen, and I got this idea…I hope you find it as amusing as I did.

Obviously I don't own any of the characters pertaining to One Piece, nor do I own the series.

Zoro and Nami walked through the incredibly dense forest, both of them watching the area around them with tense eyes, their bodies tense and on guard as they made their way through the trees.

They had landed on the island some days before, and had gotten snagged in yet another adventure when Luffy had been convinced by a group of hill trolls that in return for a feast worthy of a pirate King he would help them protect their home from violent invaders. Of course the rubber man had accepted with his usual enthusiasm, and the crew found themselves embroiled in battle after battle. Thus ensued long days of working closely with the Trolls, constantly having them underfoot all over the ship, and desperately thinking up new ways of securing moments of privacy. However their adventure was almost over and they were currently making their way back to the other side of the mountain to meet up with the crew in the hopes of coming up with a valid battle plan to finish off their current enemy.

But as they were walking through a particularly large glade the duo found themselves surrounded by the Trolls in question, and Nami found herself sighing at what she knew would be another battle, only this time it would be for patience, because despite finding the trolls cute the navigator only had so much tolerance for their constant chatter and suffocating lack of understanding for personal boundaries.

"Where are you going?" one of the younger trolls asked, batting her eyes endearingly.

Nami pursed her lips before answering "We're trying to get back to our crew."

"Oh," the little girl troll nodded before another one approached and smiled.

"Is that your boyfriend?"

Nami and Zoro froze, their faces slack in shock and they slowly turned to face each other in jerky robotic motions "B-B-BOYFRIEND?!" they spluttered.

"Is that a yes," the children asked "or a no?"

"Wha-NO!" Nami screamed while Zoro gave an indignant pout.

"Thanks for confidence boost," the swordsman muttered.

Nami rolled her eyes "Come on Zoro, you know that's not what I mean, but we both know that we wouldn't work."

An older female Troll walked up, her face a mask of amused mischief "What's the issue dear, why are you holding back from such a man?"

Once again looks of shock now painted pale by horror adorned the pirate's faces as the trolls came together and began to do something that the Straw Hats had become very used to…singing.

Is it the clumpy way he walks or the grumpy way he talks?
Or the pear-shaped, square-shaped weirdness of his feet?
And though we know he washes well-he always ends up sort of smelly
But you'll never meet a fellow who's as sensitive and sweet!

Zoro groaned as his face flushed red with a blush and immediately grabbed Nami dragging her back onto the trail, not really sure which direction he was going, but determined to leave behind the obnoxious singing. Unfortunately their background music only followed them, their voices echoing through the trees.

So he's a bit of a fixer-upper, so he's got a few flaws
Like his peculiar brain-dear, his thing with the reindeer
That's a little outside of nature's laws!

So he's a bit of a fixer-upper, but this we're certain of
You can fix this fixer-upper up with a little bit of love!

"Will you SHUT UP?!" Zoro snarled waving around his free hand like he was trying to swat a bug "We have an actual problem that we're trying to solve here!"

The woman Troll who started the whole mess merely ignored the swordsman and scrambled up a tree only to lean on Nami's shoulder "So tell me dear-"

Is it the way that he runs scared?
Or that he's socially impaired?
Or that he only likes to tinkle in the woods?
Are you holding back your fondness
Due to his unmanly blondeness?
Or the way he covers up that he's the honest goods?

He's just a bit of a fixer upper
He's got a couple of bugs
His isolation is confirmation
Of his desperation for healing hugs

So he's a bit of a fixer upper
But we know what to do
The way to fix this fixer upper
Is to fix him up with you

"Oh for heaven's sake," Nami moaned burying her face into delicate hands "Zoro, please, I'm begging you…make them stop?"

"HOW?!"

"I don't care, think of something!"

"Uh…" Zoro scrambled for an idea before spreading his hands and screaming "She's ENGAGED!"

The trolls blinked a couple times slowly, and as they shuffled to form a huddle the navigator quirked an eyebrow at Zoro "I'm engaged…is that really the best you could come up with?"

Zoro opened his mouth to give a sharp retort but was cut off by further singing.

So she's a bit of a fixer upper
That's a minor thing
This quote engagement is a flex arrangement
And by the way I don't see no ring

"Oh my god," Nami groaned her frustration echoed by the swordsman's nod of agreement.

So she's a bit of a fixer upper
Her brain's a bit betwixt
Get the fiancé out of the way
And the whole thing will be fixed

One of the female trolls approached Nami, tugging her down to her level as the other trolls sang softly behind her.

We aren't saying you can change him
'Cause people don't really change
We're only saying that love's a force that's powerful and strange
People make bad choices if they're mad or scared or stressed
But throw a little love their way, and you'll bring out their best
True love brings out the best

The navigator smiled at Zoro laughing at the blush creeping across his cheeks from all the unnecessary attention, only to gasp as the group tugged them every which way in an impromptu dance.

Everyone's a bit of a fixer upper
That's what it's all about
Father, sister, brother
We need each other
To raise us up and round us out

Everyone's a bit of a fixer upper
But when push comes to shove
The only fixer upper fixer
That can fix a fixer upper is
True
True
True
True
Love

Being slammed together, the two watched as one particular troll stood out from the rest carrying a heavy book and cleared his throat "Do you Nami take this man to be your-?"

"Whoa! Wait, what's going on here?!" Zoro spluttered.

The troll looked at the swordsman over his slim spectacles before deadpanning "You're getting married."

It was at this unfortunate moment that the crew came on the scene, and heard this statement resulting in Sanji exploding into a fiery inferno "MARRRIMOOOO?!"

"Ah…" the moss headed man floundered before his hands began waving all over the place and he was screaming "This is NOT what it looks like! We were ambushed by these guys, and before we knew it they were singing and I had nothing to do with any of this!"

"Wow," Franky murmured before his face split into a wide grin "I never knew that you guys were in that serious of a relationship!"

Sanji stopped his attacks on Zoro long enough to noodle over to Nami and lay prostrate on the ground "Tell me it isn't true, my angel, please? You're not really wanting to marry this meat head, are you?!"

"NO!" Nami screamed "We have never been, and WILL NEVER BE in a relationship!"

"Are you sure Nami-san?" Robin chuckled "You didn't appear to be fighting too hard at the altar."

"Because I was in a state of shock!"

"Aw," Luffy pouted "why didn't you invite us to your wedding? That's so mean!"

"THERE WAS NEVER ANY WEDDING!" the doomed duo shrieked in unison.

"Are you sure?" Usopp chuckled darkly "You two looked awful cozy up there."

A green eyebrow twitched, while a slim delicate hand clenched into a tight fist. Murderous glares flowing with bloodlust settled heavily across their features and the two leaned in close enough to whisper conspiratorially.

"I'll kill the half on the right, you take the half on the left?" Zoro snarled softly.

"Deal!"

Rushing forward, Nami instinctively swerved to the right, already predicting Zoro's terrible directional abilities as he charged left, and within seconds the glade was full of the screams of a pirate family as they were chased down by a rampaging navigator and swordsman.

Short….very short… but let me know what you guys think!