The Grim ED-ventures of Ed, Edd, n Eddy
By Winter Knight
Chapter 37: "Eddy's new mask, Eddy vs Jack O Lantern vs Eris?!"
Note: I do not own Ed, Edd, n Eddy nor "that Grim show"… but the original characters are mine.
Number 37 is a magical number to Kevin Smith!
Sorry for the long wait but the website keeps screwing up my story submissions, So I used the Export trick. Now how do I change that by the time I do chapter 38?
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Last Time on Grim Eds: It's April Fools Day and the Kimono Sisters are throwing a party! But then Kevin finally finds a supernatural "friend"...JACK O LANTERN!. Jack manages to defeat our heroes and humiliate Eddy in a Prank off. But after defeat in the hands of Jack, Eddy pulls out a mysterious green mask with mystical powers. Once Eddy puts on the mask, he becomes a green-faced mad man with cartoony super powers. But is it enough to take on Jack O Lantern in a match of wits and prankery? Oh and Kasumi, Hikari, Nazz, and Celeste decide to find others who will help them strike back at Jack and get their friends back.
(back to the story)
As Jack O Lantern and Kevin have their pumpkin minions attack the Cul-De-Sac, Jack then uses the Scythe to force Grim and his friends to watch the chaos he is causing while they are trapped inside pumpkins-cages. As Jack is about to destroy the candy store, he sees a giant "ED-mongo stink bomb" it explodes on Jack's Face and then out pops Eddy, dressed in a yellow zoot suit, and he has a big green head with huge teeth. He goes up to Jack and he tells him "SSSS...MOKIN'... causes...cancer!" Eddy then kisses Jack and spins away.
Jack then gets furious and then he sees Eddy dressed as a golfer and Jack is suddenly on a tee, Eddy then pulls out a giant golf club out of the fly of his pants, Eddy then suddenly hits Jack's head off with the golf club, Eddy is then shocked and discovers it's really Kevin, dressed as Jack, Eddy is then furious and says "Ok you DORK! Where's "Pumpkinhead"?" Kevin then says "Jack made me dress like him in order to distract you so he can get back at Grim... better get him before Jack gets... AHEAD of you, haw haw haw!" Eddy is then furious... then he gives Kevin a "atomic wedgie" and then spins off.
Meanwhile, Hikari, Kasumi, and Nazz (with Celeste) gather up their other friends who just happen to be Dracula, Nergal, Baron Von Ghoulish. Dracula then says to Von Ghoulish, "And this time Baron Fancy Pants, we're gonna fight that menace, Jerk-O-Lantern has Lizzy, Sock-head and Melon-head! So don't wuss out on us just like when we fought that un-scary green guy!" Baron Von Ghoulish then says "Fight? well I might as well get rough with that scalli-wag, he has my students! oh and Mr. Nergal, your son's doing very well in class but I wish he would stop scaring Eddy when he's scamming and Kevin when he's being a bully...then again Eddy and Kevin always were problem students." Fred Fredburger then runs up to Celeste and he yells out "I like managed to escape from scary Pumpkin-head guy but I lost May in the process...MAAAAY! (cries)" Nazz then says "umm...dude, you should tell me this and not Double D's cousin, now lead us to Jack... also Kevin's gonna get it for this!" Fred then gets angy and says "I'm gonna go to Ed's house and like arm myself for like the big fight with pumpkin-head guy...I need nachoz...yes!"
Elsewhere, Lee and Marie Kanker notices that pumpkins are invading the town and Marie then Lee and Marie stare at Eris in her "Erissa" form and she says "don't look at me, my apple of dischord is still getting charged up for next week... (Sees Eddy wearing "The Mask") Son-of-a... SISTERS! WE'RE SO GOING TO CAUSE SOME CHAOS TONIGHT!"
Jack O Lantern has Grim tied to a stump and Jack pulls out the scythe, Jack then says "Oh...CHIN up Grim! I mean what's no way to get...AHEAD! No need to lose your HEAD over this! ahahahahaha! Oh and Grim, after I execute you... I'm going after your brother next!"
Eddy then shows up dressed as Gallager and he pushes Grim out of the way and he says "That's no way to smash a melon! (pulls out a watermelon and a huge mallet) This is how to smash a melon! (smashes it and Grab's Jack's head) I wonder what happens if I smash a Pumpkin with my Sledge-O-matic!" Jack gets his head back and he says "So you want to fight fire with fire huh? well... (Eddy puts a exploding cigar in Jack's mouth and it explodes) Oh and what's with the green face?" Eddy then says "well if my face was orange, I'd be as ugly as you!"
Jack is then furious and a huge practical joke war is engaged, Pies are thrown, whoopie cushions farted, even Jack slept and Eddy-mask puts his hand in cold water... The war ended with mists surrounding Eddy and Jack...
Eris then arrives out of the mists with Lee and Marie Kanker and then Eris sees Eddy-Mask and says "you green-faced twit! That mask belongs to my cousin Loki, hand it over!" Eddy-Mask then does a "wild take" with his eyes and says "Hellooooooooo Nurse! what does that mean anyway? But if I getcha, do the curves come with it?" Eris then says "sorry, I only date real men...now hand over that mask!" Eddy-Mask then says "If you want a mask so bad, then why don't you take the mask off that hideous monster that works for you!" Lee then says "Hey! I'm not wearing a mask!" and then Eris then says "Not you Lee! And my Hollow is busy watching CSI while her glasses get repaired, so I sent my new enforcers... MY CHAOS BIG FOUR!" And then four cloaked being in white "scream" masks show up. Eris then continues "My Chaos Big Four" are four of my most powerful assassins I have gathered from many dimensions and they work for me... due to the mysterious nature of my warriors, they will only introduce themselves one by one as time goes by...MY FIRST ASSASSIN! THUD! ATTACK!"
One of the cloaked beings takes off it's cloak, revealing itself to be a giant purple monster that just loafs around, eating golden apple cereal. Eris then says "THUD! ATTACK THAT GREEN-FACED GOON!" And then Thud says "duhhh I'm on my breakfast break". Eris then says You're as worse as that Hollow! now (squirts water at him) attack him!" Thud looks at Eddy-Mask and after Eddy-Mask says "who sent the "purple people eater"? Thud then says "Duh I can't attack him! He's trying to save his friends from that weird pumpkin guy!" As Eris gets angry, she, Lee, and Marie get shot in the butts by Jack's slingshot and Jack laughs like a maniac at the stunt he just pulled. Jack also manages to steal Eris' apple and trap Eris and her minions in pumpkins.
Jack seems triumphant until a scary knight in back armor shows up...Jack then shrinks in fear and yells out "No...No...NO! GO AWAY! LEAVE ME ALONE!" Jack remembers that this is the knight that killed him in the first place, Jack then climbs up a tree, Eris then says "hey...you...wanna get some nachos? let me out!" the "Knight" then says "NACHOS! YES!" The Knight is actually Fred Fredburger and Nazz and her friends stand in front of him, nodding their heads. Jack then notices Fred tricked him and then as Dracula, Baron Von Ghoulish, and Nergal free the others and Grim, Jack is extremely furious at the trick and pulls out a pumpkin bomb, as he is about to throw it at Fred, Eddy-Mask pours a milk carton full of hot sauce into Jack's throat and his head is suddenly aflame and Nergal decides to test out his new technique... "THE PURPLE NERGAL!" a technique where Nergal puts his tentacles on Jack's nipples and elecricutes Jack which puts out the flames and made his nipples purple. Baron Von Ghoulish then "sissy slaps" Jack's head off which causes his pumpkin minions laugh so hard, they explode into oblivion.
Grim then gets his scythe back and goes up to Jack and so does Nergal, Nergal Junior, Eris, and Ember Mclane. All five of them decide that Jack needs to go, as Eris grabs her apple, Jack then says "But Grim! We had a deal!" and Grim says "Well "Pumpkinhead"...THE JOKE IS ON YOU AHAHAHAHAHA!" And so Grim, Eris, Nergal, Nergal Junior, and Ember Mclane combined their blasts into one blast and it destroys Jack as he is blasted into oblivion.
Grim and everyone is happy that the threat is over but then Nazz then says "hold on, hold on...why does Eddy have a big green head and what are we going to do with Ember and Eris?" Ember then sees Eddy-Mask dressed as a Ghost-Buster (Not the Filmation one but the "Real" one) and says "Hey Ember! Who ya gonna call?" and then Ember says "umm I'll leave you alone this time!" As Ember vanishes into mists, Eddy-Mask says "actually I was gonna call a Pizza, I'm hungee!"
Eris then says "THAT MASK BELONGS TO MY COUSIN! GIVE IT BACK!" And then Celeste walks up to Eris and smiles, Eris then freaks out and Lee asks him "Eris! Why do you freak out whenever you see that little girl?" Eris then says "SHUT UP LEE! LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!" and soon Eris, the Kankers, and her minions vanish into the mists.
Grim then removes the mask from Eddy and he says "I don't know if I should thank you or send you to Saturn! I thought I told you to leave me trunk alone.. what else did you swipe?" Eddy then says "I also found a old magician's hat and when I opened it up, a insane blue talking rabbit popped out of it and ran off" Grim panics and Ed says "what's wrong Ghost Rider? that insane blue rabbit is going to team up with Eris, become a new member of the "Chaos Big Four", destroy the Cul-De-Sac, and cause trouble for us later on?" and Grim says "No, worse! The author is going to get in trouble if that crazy talking blue rabbit turns up!" And then everyone screams in sheer terror.
Kevin shows up and then everyone is so angry at him, Nazz goes up to him and says "Kevin... (slams a pumpkin on his head) YOU DORK! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU! IT'S NO WONDER WHY NONE OF US LIKE YOU! YOU'RE WAY TOO MEAN TO EVERYBODY. BUT WHEN YOU HELPED JACK, THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE! Oh and by the way (takes the mask from Grim, puts it on, and gives Kevin a wedgie so hard that he suddenly talks in a squeaky voice, Nazz takes off the mask after that and gives it back to Grim) I never want to see you again! And Junior is a very nice guy, so stop picking on him!"
Everyone laughs at Kevin and Eddy says "And here I thought I was a big loser!" and Grim says "You be dishing it out mon... but you be not taking it! ahahaha!" Baron Von Ghoulish and Ed notice Thud sitting all by himself, they go up to the big purple monster and ask him what's wrong, Thud responds "Eris fired me so now I have no where to go and service to offer!" and then Baron Von Ghoulish and Ed whisper to eachother and Baron Von Ghoulish says "Well My school needs a lunch room chef, I would like to give you the job." Thud then gives out a sheepish grin of happiness and Ed says "Yeah Mr. Monster! you were nice to us! I want mashed potatoes and gravy please!" Grim then has the mask in his hands and says "Better make sure Eris never gets this... and my trunk ends up in safer care!"
As everyone goes back to the Kimono Mansion to continue the party, they fail to notice that a tiny pumpkin-seed is left on the ground and might cause trouble later on for our heroes...
THE E... oh waitaminute!
Meanwhile, In the "Underworld", Ember enters a place called "Boogie Bay". Ember sees Boogie Man in his Pirate suit and his crew re-building the "Maelstrom" after that incident from chapter 30. Ember goes up to Boogie and says "Sorry Captain, but I was unable to cause some chaos with Grim and the Eds because some Pumpkin-headed freak already beat me to it but me some other dipsticks made sure that Pumpkin stayed smashed... Like that poser band from Chicago."
Boogie then says "sounds like Jack O' Lantern, the legendary prankster. Well once I get this ship fixed and my crew organized, we might pay a visit to Grim and his "friends" sometime soon! ahahahaha!" And then a tall green creature with long black hair shows up and says to Boogie, "Captain, check out me blue prints for me automatons, the humans won't know what will hit them!" Boogie then says "Excellent Mr. Creeper, you'll soon tie with Ember over "employee of the month"." Creeper then says "Umm about Ember, I kinda feel unconfortable around her, she keeps making "goo-goo eyes" at me when I'm right here...she's doing it right now!" Ember then proceeds to chase Creeper around while saying "You're more cuter than that dipstick with the sock-hat! remember my name Creeper! REMEMBER MY NAME!" Boogie then looks at me and says "please end this chapter!"
THE END...you owe me Boogie!
NEXT TIME!: NERGAL vs... SOFTON from "Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo"? the winner is chosen by your votes, vote now for who should win this battle!