(Inspired by the episode "Bless You, Hawkeye.")
Sometimes a Cigar Is Just a Cigar
Achoo! Hawkeye bellowed.
"I thought you were done with that," B.J. said. "Your repressed memory came to the surface and voila! Your sneezing was all gone."
"Thanks for that recap, Beej," Hawkeye said sarcastically, then let out another Swamp-rattling sneeze. "I don't know what to tell ya. Maybe there are more repressed memories where that one came from…"
That's when the tiny kitten scurried out from under Charles's cot and dashed to the Swamp door. Hawkeye and B.J. exchanged blank looks.
"Oh," Hawkeye said. Then he stood up to let the reason for his sneezing out of his tent.