Chapter Dirt: Anthem Math
Metal Sonic and Sonic practised the art of kind grace. Sonic spoke of love options to his counterpart.
"Who do you love, Metal Me?" asked Sonic with heart opening.
Metal Sonic shuffled nervously. "I'm feelin' a little like quesadillas or something…"
Sonic slapped Mythra Zoinks in the face with hard palm with aching travesty. "You are not thinking thoughts properly. Get a life, bucko!"
The harsh slap gave a bad head to Metal. He had too many robot thought on the head. Sonic was a just cowboy of outpouring knowing.
"What have I done to so greatly err?" asked him to the other him.
Sonic shook his head. "Love is like a golden banana. You just gotta feel it."
"But how do I get love?" Metal Sonic began to weep bitterly in angst-filled frustration. He felt like a toenail of death.
Sonic was kind and considerate. "I want you to love, Metal!"
"I too!"
Sonic and Metal hugged and cried because Metal was a failure at love. He was machine and had no flesh or organs.
Just then, a visitor popped by. "Ahoy," said he.
Sonic jumped up in surprise and remembered the person in front of him. "Oy! It is Jet the Hawk!"
"Indeed, it is I, Sonic," said Jet with reply-all button pressed down.
"I haven't seen you since my stool!" cried Sonic with happy realising.
"That is evidence," said Jet. "And I have news."
Sonic put his listening ear at Jet's chiseled jawline of a beak. He felt the crease of knowledge in Jet's manly chin.
"Blaze is has been inside a betrayal!" announced Jet with awe.
Sonic was dumbstruck and then he struck Metal dumbly. "Holy cattle!" called him.
"Blaze who?" asked Metal Sonic with thought-provoking ears made of iron.
"My, my!" says Son. "The girlfriend of Silver has betrayed the republic! Chancellor Palpatine is going to have a cattle!"
Jet nodded with staunch agreement and birdness. "Aye, and Silver is gonna be ranting about this little mishap until the cattle come home…"
"Cattle cannot make chocolate milk!" reaffirmed Sonic wisely.
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