Aaaaand I'm back!
I don't own it!
Chapter 37.
AN: OK EVRYBODY IM GONG ON VOCATION ON DA FRIST OF JULY SO IM EEDER GONNA END DA FIK OR UPDAT IT IN WEEX.(Feels like smiling and crying) fangz!1 oh yah nd prepz stop flaming sa story!11 raven fangz 4 da help c ya gurl afta vocation!11
DARKO'S PONT OF VIEW LOL(At least she made it clear whos perspective we're in)
Vampire and I chaind Hairgrid 2 da floor.
"Oh mi fucking satan!11" Enoby said. She wuz so hot.(I highly doubt this!) "Maybe I cud uze Amnesia potion 2 make Satan foll in love wif me faster!1"(Can I ask HOW that would work?)
"But u r so sexy and wonderful aneway Tata,"(HA self insert fail!) said Vampire. "Why would u need it?"
"To make everyfing go faster lol." said Enoby.(Yeah Vampire, like, make it go faster lololololololol)
"But you wont have to do it wif him or anyfing, will u?" I asked jelosly.(Wow, just put it out there)
"OMFG u guyz r so scary!11" said Britney, a fucking prep.(That was random)
"Shut the fuk up!1" said Willow.
"Ok well anyway lets go 2 Profesor Trevolry's room."
Draco, Ebory and I went to Profesor Siniater's room. But Profesor Sinister wasn't there. Instead Tom Rid was.(Okay)
Oh hi fuckers he said. Lizzen, I got u sum kewl new clovez.(Cloves? I think I already mentioned I planted thise in Horticulture!)
I took out da cloves from da bag. It was a goffik blak leather miniskirt(Either we changed perspective or he's now bisexual!) that said '666' on da bak, black stilton bootz, blood red fishnetz and a blak corset.
"OMG fangz!" I said hugging him in a gothic way. I took da clothes in da bag.(...Yeah, think there was a perspective change there...)
"OK Profesor Sinister isnt hr what the fuk should we do?" asked Draco. Suddenly he loked at a sign on da blak wall.
"Oh my fuking satan!1" I screamed as I read it. On it said Evry1 Profesor Sinister is away. She is too gottik she is in Azkhabian now.(*laughs*) Classes shal be taught by Dubledork who is bak but he shall not be principal 4 now. Sincerely Profesor Rumbridge.(That was actually funny)
"OMFG!111" I shoted arngrily. "How could they do that!11"
Suddenly Dumblydore came.
"WHAT DA HELL R U DONG IN MY OFICE!1" he began to shoot angrily. Sudwenly I saw Morty Mcfly's blak tim machine!111 I jumped seductivly in2 it (I don't know how this works)leaving Draco and Vampire. Sudenly I wuz back in tim!11 I looked around. It was…Profesor Slutborn's efface! I sneaked around.(I can't think right now) Suddenly I saw da Amnesia potion on his desk. It wuz blak wif blood-red pentagramz in it. It was the shape of a cross.(Crosses would kill you, you can't pick it up) I put it in my poket.(I should BURN you!) Suddenly da door opened it wuz…..Profesor Slutgorn!11
OMG wut r u doing fuker he shooted angrily I don't kno wut da fuk r u DOING I SHOUTED ANGRILY.(This sentence made no sense)
"Oh sorry I wuz just looking around koz I thought it wuz class." you said finally hoping he couldn't c da potion in ur pocket.(Whoa, now she's trying to insert US into this shit fic?)
"Oh ok u can go now." said Profesor Slutborn.
You went to the conmen room after putting on my clothes.(Why would we ever agree to put your clothes on) Silas, Samaro and Snap were there practicing Vampirez will Never Hurt U by MCR.
"Oh hi you guys." I said seductively. "Wheres Satan?"
"Oh he's cumming."(o.o) said Serious. "BTW u can kall me Hades now." Suddenly Satan came. He was wearing a smexxy blak leather Jackson, blak congres shoes, a Slipnot t-shirt and a blak tie.(I hate all this clothing description)
"Ok I will see you guyz at da concert." I said and then I went with Satan.(Thank god it's over)
And believe it or not, it gets even worse. Please R&R, see you next chapter
-Neofanatic