Heyo!

Bonus update I guess. It's not really much, just the half-assed results of a writing prompt that I did once.

A quick note, I have decided to do a chapter fic based on the idea of Zer0 being female. Although it won't at all go in the same direction as the oneshots that I've already put up here.

Also I shall be posting my Christmas update on either the 23rd or 24th, it depends on when I have time. But it will go up, that I promise you. (There will not the regular Tuesday update next week because of the special update).

That's all I got, enjoy the fic.

I don't own Borderlands.

Enjoy!

Audrey, Destroyer of Psychos

Gaige looked in awe at the sight in front of her. In her short life she had never seen anything more amazing. It was a plant. But not just a normal plant mind you. It was a plant that she had just seen swallow a psycho whole.

"That. Was. Awesome!" She exclaimed.

Gaige continued to stare at the psycho eating killer plant in front of her. She was so absorbed in it, in fact, that she almost didn't hear her Echo device go off. She fumbled with it, still trying to watch the plant.

"Yo shorty. Dis Tina. You wanna blow some stuff up?"

"Uh... Sure I guess... But Tina you have to come see this first. I found a plant that eats bandits. It swallowed a psycho whole!"

"Oh girl you found Audrey?"

"Yeah I just-... Wait you knew about this?"

"Yeah. I feed her bandits every couple days. She likes it."

"You knew about a man eating plant and you never told me?! Tina this is the single most awesome thing I've ever seen! And I have seen a ton of awesome things."

"Chill girl. I didn't think you'd be interested."

"Why would I not be interested? This is both a marvel of science and badassery! It ate a bandit whole! I've never seen anything that could eat a bandit whole. Not even the Warrior could do that and that thing was freaking enormous!"

"I said chill. Anyway you wanna blow stuff up or not?"

"Yeah sure, I guess."

"Cool, meet me at my place."

"Alright."

"Oh and tell Audrey I said hi!"

"Got it."

Gaige put down the Echo device and began to walk away.

"Oh by the way. Tina says hi." She said to the plant. After she said it Gaige could have sworn she saw Audrey smile.

"Plants are freaking awesome." She said as she walked away.

Authors Note: Little Shop of Horrors anyone?