Big Fat Nothing

Sung by:

Palmer

Take off of:

Dire Strait's Money for Nothing

Palmer:

Watch me eat this, that's the way to eat it

What'd you call me? Lard and tea?

Now watch me eat, this is the way to eat it

Big fat nothing and I'm o' the fat ol' breed

Now watch me eat, this is the way to eat it

You hungry? I'll give ya some

Ooh a snack, I'll linger

And a little bit a muffins and rum?

I just love pies fresh out of ovens

Lovely pizza deliveries

I gotta clean out refrigerators

I love to eat and watch TV

(Points to Rufus) See that little maggot with his nose right up?

He hates everything down to air

That little maggot got his own new Highwind

That little maggot he's a millionaire

He hates this food… and muffins!

I gotta clean out refrigerators

I love to eat and watch TV

Ahh… stop calling me tea and lard!

All I want is some food and fun

(Points to Scarlet) Look at that mama, she's got it big on the camera

Maybe she and I could have some fun

Yeah I know I'm just slow as a tortoise

I love to eat and food is just for me

Watch me eat this, this is the way to eat it

Big fat nothing' and I'm o' the fat ol' breed

I just love pies fresh out of ovens

Lovely pizza deliveries

I gotta clean out refrigerators

I love to eat and watch TV

Watch me eat this, this is the way to eat

Big fat nothing and I'm o' the fat ol' breed

Big fat nothing and I'm o' the fat ol' breed


Final Fantasy come out final fantasy come out...

Sorry

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